Wednesday, 14 May 2014

Eurovision Song Contest 2014 Grand Final

Host country: Denmark (DR)
Venue: B&W Hallerne, Copenhagen, Denmark
Hosts: Nikolaj Koppel, Pilou Asbæk and Lise Rønne
Date: Saturday 10 May 2014
Winner: Austria - Conchita Wurst "Rise Like a Phoenix" (290 points)

N.B. Any use of "tonight" or "this evening" throughout this post means Saturday 10 May 2014

The Opening
After the usual Eurovision ident accompanied by Charpentier's Te Deum prelude "Marche en rondeau", there was a rapid sequence of flashbacks to Denmark's win in Malmö last year. This was followed by a video of a journey by various modes of transport from Malmö to Copenhagen. An instrumental of Denmark's first ever winning entry in 1963 accompanied the video. Inside the arena, all 26 finalists walked on stage, one by one, in the order they were to perform. Once all finalists had appeared, Nikolaj, Pilou and Lise appeared on stage together to give their opening speech.

The Songs
Just over 13 minutes after the start of the show it was time for the first song. Each song was introduced by a postcard film related to the appropriate country, during which someone in the film created the appropriate flag design somehow, e.g. Ukraine stuck yellow Post It notes on the edge of a railway station platform, and a pale blue sided train pulled in alongside the platform, thereby creating the flag design to be photographed (pale blue train edge top half, yellow Post It notes bottom half). Furthermore UK BBC One / BBC One HD viewers had Graham Norton's commentary over the postcard films.

N.B. Looking at the results, there were three tied positions, but the EBU has separated them as follows:
Denmark and Spain 74 points; Denmark 9th place, Spain 10th place
Finland and Romania 72 points; Finland 11th place, Romania 12th place
Italy and Azerbaijan 33 points; Italy 21st place, Azerbaijan 22nd place

I have quoted the following points and placings from the official Eurovision Song Contest 2014 Grand Final web page, which I believe and trust as the only official source.

Song 1: Ukraine - Mariya Yaremchuk "Tick - Tock" (6th place, 113 points)
The first song in the line-up was from Ukraine. This is a song I felt borderline about whilst listening to the CD, and which ended up on my "Wouldn't mind qualifying" list Tuesday evening. Based on tonight's performance I'm glad it qualified, overall it's a reasonable song with a really catchy chorus. Undeniably its prime selling gimmick is the man in the giant hamster wheel. Was that meant to be a representation of a clock? It certainly seems that way to me. Although certainly one of the better entries of the night, and maybe worthy of a top ten place, I think 6th was too high. Put it this way, Russia deserved a higher placing than Ukraine. 8th to 11th might have been more appropriate for this song.

Song 2: Belarus - Teo "Cheesecake" (16th place, 43 points)
The first time I saw the preview video of this online I didn't think much of it, but I liked it more on the CD album, and I didn't mind it qualifying Thursday evening. Based on tonight's live performance it's alright, but not as good as Ukraine's entry. Was the kick at the end really necessary? Very much a middle of the road song, 16th place and 43 points was about right for this song.

Song 3: Azerbaijan - Dilara Kazimova "Start A Fire" (22nd place, 33 points)
Azerbaijan had some good entries the last few years, but this song is, in my opinion, somewhat poor by comparison; I didn't really want this in the final. The best bit was the lady on the trapeze, especially her somersaults on it, but what was the significance of that? This is a song contest after all, not a circus. What was the significance of the church window in the background? It's hardly surprising this led to Azerbaijan's lowest Grand Final result to-date; 22nd place and 33 points was about as much as this deserved. Ideally, Belgium or Portugal deserved the place this took.

Song 4: Iceland - Pollapönk "No Prejudice" (15th place, 58 points)
After the lullaby ballad last year, Iceland chose a much livelier song this time. The six members of Pollapönk each wore a different coloured suit; left to right the colours were pink, orange, light blue, red, purple, yellow. Was there any significance to wearing all those somewhat gaudy colours? When I first heard this song online I didn't think much of it, but I've developed a liking for it since. The best part of the song is the really catchy chorus with a good beat; I particularly like the line "It's not trigonometry" as that's a direct connection with mathematics. Although one of my most desired songs to qualify Tuesday evening, and I was delighted to see it tonight, it was undeniably a middle of the road finalist. 15th place and 58 points was about right for this entry; although it could perhaps have merited a place or two higher it definitely wasn't good enough for top ten.

Song 5: Norway - Carl Espen "Silent Storm" (8th place, 88 points)
Norway went for a gentle ballad this year; it was one of the songs I most wanted to qualify Thursday evening, and was delighted it did. It was sung by the male soloist Carl Espen, and accompanied by a pianist on the grand piano. An excellent song, very well sung with outstanding clarity of voice, this was one of the best songs of the night which definitely deserved a top ten placing. 8th place and 88 points was a good result; I think it could have merited a place or two higher. Put it this way, it definitely deserved a higher placing than Ukraine.

Song 6: Romania - Paula Seling & OVI "Miracle" (12th place, 72 points)
After feeling in two minds about this song whilst listening to the CD album, I felt this was one of the better songs in Thursday evening's semi-final, and it ended up being among those I definitely wanted to qualify that evening. Based on the Grand Final performance alone, this is a really catchy duet with a good beat, well sung and undeniably enhanced by the circular piano. 12th place and 72 points was a fair result for this song.

Song 7: Armenia - Aram MP3 "Not Alone" (4th place, 174 points)
Now for the other song I didn't really want to qualify in the first semi-final Tuesday evening, Armenia. This starts as a gentle ballad, and about two thirds of the way through there's a really lively bit. Finally the tail end of it goes back to being gentle. Based on the live Grand Final performance alone, "Not Alone" wasn't bad as a gentle ballad, but I question the need for the lively bit about two thirds of the way through. Although the lively bit could be seen as the climax before returning to the gentle ballad, I'm not sure you can marry styles of singing in this way. Up against other finalists, this was definitely better than Azerbaijan, Poland, Greece and France. However 4th place and 174 points was way too high, this didn't deserve a top five or even top ten placing. A more appropriate placing for this middle of the road finalist would have been in the 11th to 19th range.

Song 8: Montenegro - Sergej Ćetković "Moj Svijet" (19th place, 37 points)
Last year Montenegro entered a load of unbearable rap and dubstep, which thankfully failed to reach the final. This time they entered an excellent song; a beautiful ballad, very well sung by Sergej, appropriately accompanied by a first class dance routine by the ballerina. Tuesday evening this was one of my most desired semi-finalists to qualify, and I was delighted it did, thereby becoming Montenegro's first Grand Final appearance since their debut entry in 2007. Based on the live Grand Final performance alone, this was one of the best finalists. 19th place and 37 points was an insult. This song deserved a top ten placing, if not top five.

Song 9: Poland - Donatan & Cleo "My Słowianie - We Are Slavic" (14th place, 62 points)
Having given the Eurovision Song Contest a miss in 2012 and 2013, Poland were back for 2014 singing "My Słowianie - We Are Slavic". If that's the best they could come up with, why did they bother? This is the one song I least wanted to qualify in Thursday evening's second semi-final, but went through against my wishes. The song itself is a load of nauseating garbage. Was it dubstep or what? What was the significance of the lady with the washing board and bowl near the end? The only good thing I did like was the ladies' costumes, but this is a song contest, not a fancy costume contest. This was grossly over-rated at 14th place and 62 points, it deserved last place with nul points. Better still this shouldn't have even been in the Grand Final, I'm still appalled and disgusted it got there. Israel or Ireland, both of whom had entries an order of magnitude better, deserved the place Poland took.

Song 10: Greece - Freaky Fortune feat. RiskyKidd "Rise Up" (20th place, 35 points)
Now for the other entry I didn't want to qualify Thursday evening, Greece. The brass band introduction, which sounds like it was coming from a scratched vinyl record, just doesn't fit at all with the main part of the song. Seeing the audience jumping, bending their knees and waving their arms encouraged me to rise up from my chair to bend my knees and wave my arms; that was the only way I could half enjoy this garbage. The song itself was downright awful. 20th place and 35 points was more than this deserved, it should have finished 24th or 25th. Better still this shouldn't have qualified; Israel or Ireland, both of whom had entries an order of magnitude better, deserved the place Greece took.

Song 11: Austria - Conchita Wurst "Rise Like a Phoenix" (Winner, 290 points)
After two garbage entries that didn't belong in the Grand Final, back to a decent finalist, Austria. When I first heard this on the Eurovision Song Contest 2014 CD album just before Easter this reminded me of a typical James Bond opening theme. This is one of the entries I most wanted to qualify from the second semi-final Thursday evening, to the extent that I voted for it that evening. I was really overjoyed when I heard Austria called out as the tenth qualifier Thursday evening. "Rise Like a Phoenix" is an excellent song, very well performed with a good strong voice in both the second semi-final and the Grand Final. I'm glad this won, it was a well-deserved winner.

Song 12: Germany - Elaiza "Is it right" (18th place, 39 points)
The first Big Five entry of the night, Germany. I wasn't overly keen on this whilst listening to the CD. Based solely on the Grand Final performance, it's not bad but it's clearly one of the weaker finalists. 18th place and 39 points was about as much as this song deserved.

A short break occurred at this point.

Song 13: Sweden - Sanna Nielsen "Undo" (3rd place, 218 points)
One of the songs I most wanted to qualify in the first semi-final Tuesday evening; I was pleased when Sweden was announced as a finalist. Sanna gave an outstanding performance of this excellent ballad during the Grand Final. Although quite slow for much of its duration, towards the end it becomes livelier and more powerful. As one of the best finalists, it certainly deserved a top five placing, though I personally would have preferred San Marino 3rd and Sweden 4th. Nonetheless, well done Sanna finishing 3rd with 218 points.

Song 14: France - TWIN TWIN "Moustache" (26th place, 2 points)
Now for the second Big Five entry, France. What on Earth, in the world, was this meant to be? In my opinion the song itself wasn't up to much. Thank goodness it's not the Eurovision Dress Contest, the outfits were another let-down. What was the significance of the changing floor patterns, and the digital picture transitions? Definitely one of the worst finalists, I'm not surprised it finished last with just deux points. It certainly didn't deserve much higher than that, although personally I'd rather this had been 24th, with Greece 25th and Poland 26th.

Song 15: Russia - Tolmachevy Sisters "Shine" (7th place, 89 points)
Another song I most wanted to see go through to the final Tuesday evening, I was delighted it qualified. The Tolmachevy Sisters previously won the Junior Eurovision Song Contest for Russia in 2006. This year they represented Russia in the adult Eurovision Song Contest. An excellent song with a really catchy chorus, I particularly liked the back to back formation at the start and synchronised moves thereafter. What was the significance of the see-saw though? The Tolmachevy Sisters sang on it, balancing each other up and down for most of the song. What was the significance of the giant fan on it near the end? An outstanding performance, this was another of the best finalists which I think deserved a little higher than 7th place and 89 points. I'd perhaps have rated it 6th, it certainly deserved a higher placing than Ukraine.

Song 16: Italy - Emma "La Mia Città" (21st place, 33 points)
The third Big Five entry, Italy. Emma was accompanied by a man on a drum kit, and other backing members with other musical instruments. There's not much else I can say, overall this was another below par song, 21st place and 33 points was about as much as this deserved.

Song 17: Slovenia - Tinkara Kovač "Round and round" (25th place, 9 points)
After my initial doubts about this song on the CD, I felt it was one of the better semi-finalists last Thursday evening; I ended up wanting this to qualify and was glad it did. Based on the Grand Final performance alone, this is certainly one of the better finalists. I really liked the flute at the beginning and during certain other parts of the song, as well as the song itself. This was grossly under-rated at 25th place and 9 points, I think this deserved about 10th or 11th.

Song 18: Finland - Softengine "Something Better" (11th place, 72 points)
This rock song from Finland was one of a few songs on my "Wouldn't mind qualifying" list Thursday evening. Based on the Grand Final performance alone, it was a reasonable song with a really catchy chorus, but not one of the best songs of the night. 11th place and 72 points was perhaps a bit high, I think 13th to 16th would have been about right for this middle of the road song.

Song 19: Spain - Ruth Lorenzo "Dancing in the rain" (10th place, 74 points)
Now for the fourth Big Five entry. This time Spain went for a beautiful ballad, which was very well sung and appropriately enhanced by the rain effect on the background screens. This was certainly one of the better finalists, albeit not the best. 10th place and 74 points was about right for this entry.

Song 20: Switzerland - Sebalter "Hunter Of Stars" (13th place, 64 points)
Switzerland was another of my "Wouldn't mind qualifying" contenders Thursday evening. A catchy, lively song accompanied by one man on the drum kit and another man playing the banjo, as well as some whistling. 13th place and 64 points was about right for this, it certainly wasn't good enough for top ten.

Song 21: Hungary - András Kállay-Saunders "Running" (5th place, 143 points)
I first saw the preview video online just six days after running the Bath Half Family Fun Run 2014 on Sunday 2 March (more about that here), and sort of liked it straight away just for the chorus line "She keeps on running, running, running". Since then I've increasingly liked it whilst listening to the CD album. This was among the songs I most wanted to qualify in Semi-Final 1 Tuesday evening, and I was overjoyed it went through. This is a good ballad; although the verses are slow it has a really lively, catchy chorus. Based on the Grand Final performance alone, it was one of the best songs of the night, very well sung, an outstanding performance which definitely deserved its top five placing.

Song 22: Malta - Firelight "Coming Home" (23rd place, 32 points)
Malta was another song on my "Wouldn't mind qualifying" list. Their entry was performed by a six-member band Firelight, two of whom played acoustic guitars and one of whom played an upright piano. This was certainly one of the weaker finalists, 23rd place and 32 points was about as much as this deserved.

Song 23: Denmark - Basim "Cliche Love Song" (9th place, 74 points)
Now for the host nation Denmark. I was unimpressed by this song on the CD album, and didn't think much of the Grand Final performance either. The song itself is quite a disappointing effort compared to the winning entry "Only Teardrops" last year. This was grossly over-rated at 9th place and 74 points; there's no way this poor effort deserved a top ten placing. Somewhere between 15th to 20th would have been more appropriate for this weak effort.

Song 24: The Netherlands - The Common Linnets "Calm After The Storm" (2nd place, 238 points)
Well done to The Netherlands reaching the final for the second year running, after their eight year run of failing to qualify 2005 to 2012 inclusive. This was one of the songs I most wanted to qualify Tuesday evening, I'm pleased it got through. The Netherlands chose a country song; I particularly like the use of the white lines on the stage early on to represent a road. Altogether an excellent performance of a great song, it was one of the best finalists this evening, which I expected to finish well in the top ten. I was amazed and surprised to see it finish second with 238 points; although higher than I expected this song deserved it well.

Song 25: San Marino - Valentina Monetta "Maybe (Forse)" (24th place, 14 points)
Valentina previously tried representing San Marino with "The Social Network Song" in 2012 and "Crisalide (Vola)" in 2013, both of which failed to qualify. This year she returned with "Maybe (Forse)" and thankfully reached the final, third time lucky for her. Furthermore this was San Marino's first ever Grand Final appearance since their debut entry in 2008. Well done to Valentina in getting to the final at last, this was the one song I most wanted to qualify Tuesday evening, and was extremely overjoyed it went through. This evening Valentina gave a first class performance of a really beautiful ballad which was, in my opinion, one of the best finalists. 24th place and 14 points was an insult, this masterpiece deserved a top five position.

Song 26: United Kingdom - Molly "Children of the Universe" (17th place, 40 points)
The final song of the night was the fifth Big Five entry, United Kingdom. Molly sang a power ballad "Children of the Universe", which had a really powerful, catchy chorus. Accompanied by backing singers and a man on the drum kit, this was one of the better songs of the night. This was grossly under-rated at 17th place and 40 points, it deserved a top ten placing.

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Tele-voting and Recap
At this point Nikolaj and Pilou reappeared. Firstly they gave their thanks to the national commentators. Graham Norton, the BBC commentator for the UK was given special treatment in that a shot of him in his box was shown, and Graham had the chance to say a few words. The audience was asked to give a round of applause to all the commentators. Next Nikolaj and Pilou to announced the start of the voting. The voting lines opened and a recap of the songs followed. Viewers had about 20 minutes in which to cast their votes. When the UK's song extract appeared (last of all), a caption at the bottom of the screen stated "UK VIEWERS CANNOT VOTE FOR THE UK ENTRY" and "Your vote won't count and you may still be charged." Were any UK viewers foolish enough to try dialling the voting stem with 26 at the end? I tried voting during the first recap, but since the voting lines were engaged, I had to wait until later.

After the first recap of the songs it was time for the interval. The first part of the interval featured people climbing ladders whilst singing "Joyful". Next Nikolaj sat at a grand piano, for a song about the number 12, which corresponds to the top score a country may award in Eurovision. The song mentioned examples of 12, including 12 knights around King Arthur's table and 12 disciples of Jesus. Once that song finished, Lise spoke to 11 year old Gaia from Malta who won the Junior Eurovision Song Contest 2013. After that, there were six minutes of voting time still available, so a second recap of the songs was given. At this point I tried to vote again, this time I managed to vote for Austria, Hungary and San Marino. Shortly after this recap ended, there was a 10 second countdown to the moment the lines closed.

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Interval Act
Once the voting lines closed, Nikolaj reappeared to give a short speech. Following a guided tour of the Eurovision Museum, Lise spoke to some of the contenders in the Green Room. Nikolaj and Pilou reappeared to introduce the main interval act. The main act consisted of two parts. Firstly Emmelie de Forest performed last year's winning song "Only Teardrops" again. Secondly she sang "Rainmaker" (aka "#Join Us"), a song specially written for the interval. During this song, there were people in the pool at the front of the stage, and all the competing artists of the final assembled on stage. Towards the end members of the audience were shown waving their arms and singing along to the song. Whilst the audience was on screen, I waved my arms and joined in with the song.

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Voting Time
Once "Rainmaker" had finished, Lise reappeared seated next to Jon Ola Sand, Executive Supervisor of the Eurovision Song Contest. Jon said the votes had all been counted and they were ready to gather the results from around Europe. Nikolaj and Pilou reappeared to introduce the voting, starting with Azerbaijan.

All 37 countries, including the 11 which failed to qualify, voted in the final. The voting order was:
Azerbaijan, Greece, Poland, Albania, San Marino, Denmark, Montenegro, Romania, Russia, The Netherlands, Malta, France, United Kingdom, Latvia, Armenia, Iceland, F.Y.R. Macedonia, Sweden, Belarus, Germany, Israel, Portugal, Norway, Estonia, Hungary, Moldova, Ireland, Finland, Lithuania, Austria, Spain, Belgium, Italy, Ukraine, Switzerland, Georgia, Slovenia.

Early on it was unclear who would win. Eventual winners Austria were off the mark from the very beginning, albeit just one point from Azerbaijan who were first to vote. Russia were the initial leaders with 12 points from Azerbaijan. Austria's first 12-point score came from Greece, who were second to call, but that only put Austria into fourth place, leaving Russia still in the lead (thanks to other points cast by Greece). Poland's 10 points to Switzerland, 12 points to The Netherlands and nothing to Austria pushed Austria to 6th place, whilst keeping Russia in the lead. Albania's 5 points to Austria and 8 points to Hungary put Hungary in the joint lead with Russia and Austria in 5th place. San Marino awarded nothing to Austria or Russia, 2 points to The Netherlands, 7 to Hungary and 10 to Sweden, pushing Austria to 6th place again, and Hungary into the lead and Russia 4th. Denmark's 3 points to Hungary, 8 points to Austria, 10 points to The Netherlands and 12 points to Sweden put Sweden in the lead, and Austria 4th. Montenegro's votes left Hungary in the lead, Sweden 2nd place, The Netherlands 3rd place and Austria 4th place. Romania's vote put Austria in 3rd place, Sweden 2nd and Hungary 1st. This top three remained unchanged by the votes from both Russia and The Netherlands. Malta's votes changed the top three to Sweden 1st, Hungary 2nd and Austria 3rd. Austria first took the lead when France gave them 10 points. After that, Austria maintained their lead after each subsequent country's complete set of votes had been announced.

12 of the 26 finalists received at least one 12 point vote. The number of 12 point votes received by each of those 12 countries is shown in the table below.

12 points to
No of 12s Received
Austria
13
The Netherlands
8
Armenia
3
Sweden
3
Montenegro
2
Russia
2
Azerbaijan
1
Belarus
1
Hungary
1
Italy
1
Romania
1
Spain
1

Notice that the highest number of 12-point scores (13 altogether) were received by the eventual winners Austria. The Netherlands, who finished second overall, received the second highest number of 12-point scores (8 altogether).

The 13 countries which awarded 12 points to Austria were: Greece, The Netherlands, United Kingdom, Sweden, Israel, Portugal, Ireland, Finland, Spain, Belgium, Italy, Switzerland, Slovenia. 19 countries gave between 1 and 10 points to Austria. Interestingly Austria received at least one of each points level (1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-10-12). Four countries (other than Austria itself) gave no points at all to Austria, those being Poland, San Marino, Armenia, Belarus. The number of times Austria received each particular points level (or no points at all) is summarised in the following table:

Points level
To Austria
0
4
1
1
2
1
3
1
4
1
5
2
6
1
7
2
8
3
10
7
12
13

The complete list of 12-point scores and points awarded to Austria is shown below:

#
Calling country
12 points to
Points to Austria
1
Azerbaijan
Russia
1
2
Greece
Austria
12
3
Poland
The Netherlands
0
4
Albania
Spain
5
5
San Marino
Azerbaijan
0
6
Denmark
Sweden
8
7
Montenegro
Hungary
2
8
Romania
Sweden
8
9
Russia
Belarus
5
10
The Netherlands
Austria
12
11
Malta
Italy
10
12
France
Armenia
10
13
United Kingdom
Austria
12
14
Latvia
The Netherlands
6
15
Armenia
Montenegro
0
16
Iceland
The Netherlands
10
17
F.Y.R. Macedonia
Montenegro
3
18
Sweden
Austria
12
19
Belarus
Russia
0
20
Germany
The Netherlands
7
21
Israel
Austria
12
22
Portugal
Austria
12
23
Norway
The Netherlands
10
24
Estonia
The Netherlands
4
25
Hungary
The Netherlands
10
26
Moldova
Romania
7
27
Ireland
Austria
12
28
Finland
Austria
12
29
Lithuania
The Netherlands
10
30
Austria
Armenia
n/a
31
Spain
Austria
12
32
Belgium
Austria
12
33
Italy
Austria
12
34
Ukraine
Sweden
8
35
Switzerland
Austria
12
36
Georgia
Armenia
10
37
Slovenia
Austria
12

The five Nordic countries exchanged points with each other as follows:

Calling country
Denmark
Finland
Iceland
Norway
Sweden
Denmark
n/a
4
5
6
12
Finland
6
n/a
0
7
10
Iceland
8
5
n/a
1
7
Norway
1
7
6
n/a
8
Sweden
8
6
4
3
n/a

Notice that Finland gave no points to Iceland. Iceland gave just one point to Norway, and Norway gave just one point to Denmark. It just goes to show, contrary to what some may think, the Nordic countries don't necessarily award points (let alone high points) to every other Nordic finalist.

The ex-Yugoslav countries voted in an interesting manner, as outlined in the following table.

Calling country
Montenegro
Slovenia
F.Y.R. Macedonia
12
1
Montenegro
n/a
8
Slovenia
7
n/a

Notice that F.Y.R. Macedonia, who failed to reach the final, gave 12 points to Montenegro but only one point to Slovenia. Clearly the ex-Yugoslav countries don't necessarily award each other high marks. Since Slovenia's final score was just 9 points, one can clearly see it received all its points from F.Y.R. Macedonia and Montenegro only. However Montenegro's points from F.Y.R. Macedonia and Slovenia totalled 19 points, thus to achieve its final score of 37 points it required votes from other countries. Of course Bosnia & Herzegovina, Croatia and Serbia weren't able to vote as none of them entered this year.

A total of 9 countries gave points to the UK, as follows:

Calling country
Points to UK
Ireland
8
Denmark
7
San Marino
5
Spain
5
Iceland
4
Malta
4
Georgia
3
Norway
3
Belgium
1

There were a few other unexpected surprises in the voting. Portugal gave no points to Spain. Evidently they don't always give points, let alone top ones, to Spain. Belgium gave 8 points to The Netherlands and 12 points to Austria, thereby surprising people like me expecting them to automatically give The Netherlands 12 points as their Benelux partner.

After Spain announced their votes, the top four was 1) Austria 224, 2) The Netherlands 206, 3) Sweden 180, 4) Armenia 152. These four countries had already announced their votes, but with six other countries still to vote, 72 points were still available to any one of these countries. The Netherlands or Sweden could easily overtake Austria and win. If Austria got no more points and Armenia received all remaining 72 points, Armenia would equal Austria on 224, thereby necessitating the tie break rule. Graham Norton said "It's too early to say, but I think she's going to do it".

After Belgium announced their votes, the top four was 1) Austria 236, 2) The Netherlands 214, 3) Sweden 190, 4) Armenia 152. With five countries still to vote, up to 60 points were still available to one of these countries. The maximum Armenia could possibly reach now was 212 points, meaning they could not catch Austria or even The Netherlands. However The Netherlands or Sweden could overtake Austria and win. It was now a three-horse race between Austria, The Netherlands and Sweden to win. Graham Norton said "No Conchita, you haven't won it yet".

After Italy announced their votes, the top three was 1) Austria 248, 2) The Netherlands 218, 3) Sweden 190. With four countries still to vote, up 48 points were available. Sweden could no longer win (the maximum they could now reach was 238 points), but The Netherlands, currently 30 points behind Austria, could still win (maximum possible score 266). It was now just a two-horse race, Austria against The Netherlands for the winner.

Austria finally became uncatchable after Ukraine announced their points. The top three was now 1) Austria 256, 2) The Netherlands 218, 3) Sweden 202. Austria were now 38 points ahead of The Netherlands. With three countries still to vote, a maximum of 36 points was available to any one of those countries. The worst case scenario that could now occur was 1) Austria 256, 2) The Netherlands 254. Nikolaj and Pilou reappeared, Nikolaj said "Ladies and gentlemen, we have done the maths, it's no secret anymore. Austria is in the lead, and it's no longer possible for any other country to catch up. We are ready to announce the winner. The winner is Austria. At this point Austria was officially announced as the Eurovision Song Contest Winner 2014, accompanied by fanfare.

Afterwards the remaining three countries Switzerland, Georgia and Slovenia announced their points. Once Georgia had announced theirs, The Netherlands were guaranteed second place.

Austria won with 290 points. With a possible maximum of 12 points from each of the other 36 countries (including the 11 semi-finalists which failed to qualify), i.e.432, Austria won with 67.1% of the maximum possible score. That's higher than last year when Denmark won with 61.6% of the maximum possible score for 2013, i.e. 456. The record for the winner with the highest percentage of the maximum possible score since 1975 still rests with United Kingdom - Brotherhood of Man "Save Your Kisses For Me"; 80.4% in 1976.

France finished last with just deux points. It's only thanks to them receiving 1 point from Sweden and 1 point from Finland that they escaped the dreaded nul points.

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Reprise
After Conchita was awarded the winner's trophy, Nikolaj, Pilou and Lise appeared on stage together to give the closing speech. Finally Conchita performed the winning song "Rise Like a Phoenix" again. After the song ended, the closing credits rolled, accompanied by the Eurovision Song Contest 2014 theme tune. This differed from last year when the closing credits were overlaid on the reprise performance of the winning song. Finally Eurovision ident accompanied by Charpentier's Te Deum prelude "Marche en rondeau", marking the end of the show.

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And Finally
Altogether another great Contest. Many thanks to DR for producing such a spectacular Grand Final. As always it was good to have a mixture of song styles in the final. Most of the songs were OK or very good; there were just a few that I'd rather not have qualified to the final (Azerbaijan, Armenia, Poland, Greece). I still think that Belgium and Portugal should have had the places taken by Azerbaijan and Armenia Tuesday evening, and that Israel and Ireland definitely deserved the places Poland and Greece took Thursday evening.

Congratulations to Austria in winning for the first time since their previous (and only) win in 1966. That means Austria now take the record for longest gap between wins: 48 years (1966 - 2014), beating the previous record held by Denmark of 37 years (1963 - 2000). Austria must be really proud to have won again after almost half a century. If you look back at their recent years' performance, they gave the Contest a miss 2008 to 2010 inclusive, returned in 2011 and reached the final, and failed to qualify in 2012 and 2013. This year they won both the second semi-final (and hence qualified) and won the grand final with 290 points. "Rise Like a Phoenix" sung by Conchita Wurst is a well-deserved winner, it was a first class performance of an excellent song which reminded me of a James Bond film theme. It just goes to show, never give up!

Well done to the Netherlands too in coming second. After their eight year run of entering every year and failing to qualify 2005 to 2012 inclusive, and finishing 9th in the final with "Birds" last year, their entry this year "Calm After The Storm" by The Common Linnets finished second with 238 points. Their entry too was a good song which I quite liked. If this is anything to go by, it looks like the Netherlands could be enjoying a revival. Will they win next year? Time will tell.

Commiserations to the UK's Molly, whose "Children of the Universe" finished 17th with 40 points; I thought she deserved better and ought to have finished in the top ten. Looking positively though, 17th out of 26 finalists isn't that bad; 9 finalists finished below the UK, and a further 11 countries failed to reach the final. The UK and other countries who didn't win should remember that the important thing is not to win, but to participate.

Roll on the 2015 Eurovision Song Contest from Austria. Can ORF do as well or better? Time will tell. Mark my words, next year's Contest will tell another story as far as the results go. Who knows, the UK might win next year!

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Friday, 9 May 2014

Eurovision Song Contest 2014 Analysis

Here are all the 26 finalists, in alphabetical order (not order of performance):
Armenia, Austria, Azerbaijan, Belarus, Denmark, Finland, France, Germany, Greece, Hungary, Iceland, Italy, Malta, Montenegro, The Netherlands, Norway, Poland, Romania, Russia, San Marino, Slovenia, Spain, Sweden, Switzerland, Ukraine, United Kingdom.

Now for the 11 countries who failed to reach the final, but which will still vote tomorrow night:
Albania, Belgium, Estonia, F.Y.R. Macedonia, Georgia, Ireland, Israel, Latvia, Lithuania, Moldova, Portugal.

Now let's look at some country groups:

Baltic States (Ex USSR)
OUT: Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania.

How unusual to see all three Baltic countries (Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania) fail to qualify. Normally at least one of them reaches the final. To be honest, I'm glad all three were eliminated. Tuesday evening neither Estonia nor Latvia impressed me much with their live performances, and both ended up on my "Prefer not to qualify" list. By the time Tuesday's results were announced, I felt glad Estonia and Latvia were both out. Last night I thought Lithuania was one of the worst songs of all in the second semi-final, which is why it ended up on my "Definitely don't want to qualify" list. Thank heavens Lithuania failed to qualify; their entry was a load of nauseating trash which would have been a disgrace to the final. Of course these countries still have to vote tomorrow night, so they won't be able to exchange their high points with each other. Most likely they'll give high points to Finland, or to the ex-USSR countries that are in the final.

Benelux
IN: The Netherlands. OUT: Belgium. (Luxembourg didn't enter yet again).

Congratulations to the Netherlands on reaching the final for the second year running, after their eight year run of failing to qualify 2005 to 2012 inclusive. Their country song "Calm After The Storm" by The Common Linnets was one of the best songs Tuesday evening, which ended up on my "Definitely want to qualify" list that night. I was so glad they were confirmed as a finalist Tuesday evening. I'm ever so disappointed that Belgium failed to qualify; Axel's ballad "Mother" was another excellent song which too was on my "Definitely want to qualify" list Tuesday evening. I'd much rather have seen Belgium instead of Azerbaijan or Armenia (whose entries I disliked very much). So that means the Netherlands will almost certainly get 12 points from Belgium again, but unlike last year, the Netherlands won't be able to give 12 points to Belgium. Who then will the Netherlands give their 12 points to now? Time will tell.

Nordic area
IN: Denmark, Finland, Iceland, Norway, Sweden.

Once again there is a full representation of the Nordic area in the Grand Final. Denmark as last year's winners and thus this year's hosts automatically qualified for the final. I'm glad Sweden are through as Sanna Nielsen's "Undo" is an excellent ballad worthy of a place in the final. Also I'm pleased to see Iceland through as Pollapönk's "No Prejudice" has a really catchy chorus with a good beat, including a reference to trigonometry. Sweden and Iceland were both on my "Definitely want to qualify" list Tuesday evening. Last night I was glad to see Norway qualify as Carl Espen's "Silent Storm" is an excellent gentle ballad, which definitely deserves its place in the final. Norway was on my "Definitely want to qualify" list last night. As for Finland, although I was less keen on their entry, it was one of five songs on my "Wouldn't mind qualifying" list. Although I don't mind Finland's entry in the final, I wasn't overly keen to see it and wouldn't have missed it if it hadn't qualified. No doubt these five countries will award each other plenty of points tomorrow night.

Greece and Cyprus
IN: Greece. (Cyprus didn't enter in 2014).

What a year it's been for these countries! Cyprus chose go give Eurovision a miss for 2014, and Greece took until late in the day to confirm entry. After Greece finally decided to enter, the best they could come up with in terms of a song was "Rise Up" by Freaky Fortune feat. RiskyKidd; a song which I found only marginally better than Greece's dreadful "Alcohol Is Free" last year. Put it this way, "Rise Up" was one of my least liked entries, and thus on my "Prefer not to qualify" list last night. I was annoyed Greece reached the final; Israel or Ireland which I felt had much better songs deserved the place Greece took. So against my wishes, Greece is in tomorrow's final. Who will vote for them now? They certainly won't have their guaranteed 12 points from Cyprus, because Cyprus didn't enter this year, and for that same reason, Greece won't be able to give 12 points to Cyprus. So who will Greece now give their 12 points to? Greece would have still had to vote, and decide which participating finalist (which obviously can't be Cyprus) even if they had failed to qualify last night.

Former Yugoslavia
IN: Montenegro, Slovenia. OUT: F.Y.R. Macedonia. (Bosnia & Herzegovina, Croatia and Serbia didn't enter in 2014).

Isn't it ironic that, with the official slogan being "Join Us", it's been more like "stay away" in the former Yugoslavia, with only three of the six former Yugoslav countries (i.e. F.Y.R. Macedonia, Montenegro, Slovenia) entering in 2014. Of the three that entered, only two qualified. Well at least that's an improvement on last year, when no ex-Yugoslav country reached the final. Congratulations to Montenegro in qualifying for the first time since their debut entry in 2007. After their atrocious garbage last year, Sergej's ballad "Moj Svijet" really deserved a place in the final this year. I'm also glad Slovenia are in the final, as their entry was one of the better songs last night, which thus went on my "Definitely want to qualify" list. As for F.Y.R. Macedonia, their live performance last night "To the Sky" (enhanced by the dancer in white) was alright, but it ended up just being one of my "Wouldn't mind qualifying" songs. In other words, I'm not disappointed that it failed to qualify. No doubt Montenegro and Slovenia will give each other high points, and get high points from Albania and F.Y.R Macedonia, but who else will vote for them? Absent Bosnia & Herzegovina, Croatia and Serbia won't be able to give them anything.

Italy and San Marino
IN: Italy, San Marino.

Congratulations to San Marino in reaching the final for the first time since their debut entry in 2008. It's also Valentina Monetta's third year running of representing San Marino, so it's third time lucky for Valentina. Her ballad "Maybe (Forse)" definitely deserves its place in the final, as it was one of the best songs in the first semi-final Tuesday evening. Of course Italy automatically reached the final as a Big Five country. So that will create interesting voting between these two countries tomorrow night. Being as San Marino appears as a small dot (as a separate country in its own right) on a map of Italy, will Italy and San Marino favour each other and award each other 12 points? We've never seen Italy and San Marino perform together on a Saturday night before, so this will be another pair to watch out for.

Founding Seven
By this I mean the seven countries which appeared in the very first Eurovision Song Contest in Lugano in 1956:

IN: France, Germany, Italy, The Netherlands, Switzerland. OUT: Belgium. (Luxembourg didn't enter yet again).

As I've already said, I was glad to see the Netherlands qualify, but disappointed to see Belgium fail to qualify. Both the Netherlands and Belgium should have been in the final as both had good songs this year. Last night Switzerland's entry wasn't bad, but I didn't think it was as good as their 2013 entry. I didn't mind Switzerland qualifying, but I wouldn't have missed it had it not gone through. France, Germany and Italy, as Big 5 contenders, got there automatically.

And Finally
Tomorrow evening's Grand Final certainly looks set to be a spectacular one, and I'm really looking forward to it. Most of the countries I wanted to qualify are in, and most of the ones I didn't want have been eliminated. I still think Belgium and Portugal should have had the places taken by Azerbaijan and Armenia Tuesday evening; and that Israel and Ireland should have had the places taken by Poland and Greece last night. I now hope that Azerbaijan, Armenia, Poland and Greece all finish in the bottom four tomorrow night.

Thursday, 8 May 2014

Eurovision Song Contest 2014 Semi-Final 2

Host country: Denmark (DR)
Venue: B&W Hallerne, Copenhagen, Denmark
Hosts: Nikolaj Koppel, Pilou Asbæk and Lise Rønne
Date: Thursday 8 May 2014

N.B. Any use of "tonight" or "this evening" throughout this post means Thursday 8 May 2014.

The Opening
The show began with a dance called "Building The Stage". An impressive performance to begin the show. However I've no idea what the significance of the tree and falling apples on the background screens was. When the dance ended Nikolaj, Pilou and Lise appeared to present the evening.

The Songs
Nine minutes after the start of the show it was time for the first song. Each song was introduced by a postcard film related to the appropriate country, during which someone in the film created the appropriate flag design somehow, e.g. Malta ignited white and red fireworks arranged in a frame.

Song 1: Malta - Firelight "Coming Home"
Malta were first to perform with Firelight singing "Coming Home". A song I felt indifferent about whilst listening to the CD album. Judging by tonight's live performance, not bad an entry, but I'm not sure whether this merits a place in the final.

Song 2: Israel - Mei Finegold "Same Heart"
Israel have gone for a power ballad this year. I liked this very much on the CD album, and liked it even more sung live tonight. A powerful song with a really catchy ballad, and very well sung. What was the significance of the sideways lunges by all including the lead singer about two thirds of the way through? This definitely deserves a place in Satuday's final.

Song 3: Norway - Carl Espen "Silent Storm"
Now for Norway, they've gone for a gentle ballad this year. I thought this too was one of the better songs on the CD album. Watching the live performance tonight reminds me of Iceland's entry "Ég Á Líf" last year. An excellent song, very well sung with outstanding clarity of voice. Another song which definitely deserves a place in the final, see you Saturday Carl!

Song 4: Georgia - The Shin and Mariko "Three Minutes to Earth"
What on Earth in the world is this mixed bag of all kinds of everything? It seems to be folk, yodelling and bits of other genres rolled into one. What was the significance of the bloke in the harness? What a mix of costumes too, e.g. the lady in the green dress, man in pinstripe jacket, etc. This was one of my least liked songs on the CD album, and I didn't think much of it sung live tonight. I'd rather this stays out of the final.

Song 5: Poland - Donatan & Cleo "My Słowianie - We Are Slavic"
Poland are back for 2014 having missed a couple years, but what rubbish they've brought on their return! This is the one song I disliked most of all listening to the CD album since just before Easter and, quite frankly, it's just as bad performed live tonight. The song itself is a load of nauseating garbage. Is it dubstep or what? What's the significance of the lady with the washing board and bowl near the end? About the only good thing I do like about it is the ladies' costumes. For goodness sake, please, please, please stay out of Saturday's final!

A short break occurred at this point.

Song 6: Austria - Conchita Wurst "Rise Like a Phoenix"
Now for Austria. When I first heard this on the Eurovision Song Contest 2014 CD album just before Easter this reminded me of a typical James Bond opening theme. I particularly liked this on the CD, and like it just as much tonight. An excellent song, very well performed with a good strong voice. This really must be in the final, see you Saturday Conchita!

Song 7: Lithuania - Vilija Matačiūnaitė "Attention"
Another of my most disliked songs on the CD, and I dislike it just as much sung live. To me it sounds like another load of nauseating trash. About the only good things were the arm and leg movements, but what was their significance to the song? Please stay out of the final!

Song 8: Finland - Softengine "Something Better"
A song I felt in two minds about on the CD, it's better than Georgia, Poland and Lithuania; the chorus is quite catchy, but I'm not overly keen on it. Was the use of strobe lighting at times really necessary?

Song 9: Ireland - Can-Linn (featuring Kasey Smith) "Heartbeat"
One of my preferred songs on the CD, though not one of my favourites. During tonight's live performance I liked this power ballad, which includes a bit of violin, just as much. A good song, well sung, but I think her voice could have done with being a bit stronger. I also liked the dancers in the background, their routine would be great to join in and copy. This deserves a place in the final, see you Saturday.

Song 10: Belarus - Teo "Cheesecake"
The first time I saw the preview video of this online I didn't think much of it, but I liked it more on the CD album. As for tonight's live performance, it's alright, but it's certainly not one of my favourites so far this evening. At least it's better than some songs so far tonight. I wouldn't mind this in the final, but I'm not desperate to see it Saturday.

Song 11: F.Y.R. Macedonia - Tijana "To the Sky"
Another song I felt indifferent about on the CD. Based on tonight's live performance, it's not bad an entry, but I'm not overly keen on it. What was the significance of the dancer dressed in white? Although he had a good dance routine, it was really only a gimmick of questionable necessity, just like the skater in Russia's winning song "Believe" in 2008. I wouldn't mind seeing this Saturday, but I wouldn't miss it if it's not there either.

Song 12: Switzerland - Sebalter "Hunter Of Stars"
Now for Switzerland. Again when I heard it on the CD, I felt "not bad", and my opinion on the live performance tonight is about the same. Put it this way, I still don't think it's as good as their entry last year which I was disappointed to see eliminated at the semi-final stage. This year I don't mind if Switzerland go through, but won't miss them if they don't.

A short break occurred at this point.

Song 13: Greece - Freaky Fortune feat. RiskyKidd "Rise Up"
Well I didn't think much of this on the CD album. The brass band introduction, which sounds like it was coming from a scratched vinyl record, just doesn't fit at all with the main part of the song. I only like it marginally better sung live tonight. I'd rather this stays out of Saturday's final.

Song 14: Slovenia - Tinkara Kovač "Round and round"
One of the songs I felt was reasonable on the CD, albeit not among my favourites. Based on tonight's live performance, this is certainly one of the better songs of tonight, albeit not the best. I really liked the flute at the beginning and at other parts of the song, as well as the song itself. I hope this goes through to the final.

Song 15: Romania - Paula Seling & OVI "Miracle"
The final song of the night already, it's certainly been a quick semi-final! Another song I felt in two minds about whilst listening to the CD album, but based on tonight's live performance alone I quite like it' "Miracle" is certainly one of the better songs of tonight's semi-final. It's certainly a catchy song to finish with anyway. I'd like to see this on Saturday night. I hope you go through.

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Televoting and Recap
After the songs finished, voting started at 21:16 BST. A recap of the songs followed.

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My Preferences
Here are my preferences based solely on all of tonight's performances:
Definitely want to qualify: Israel, Norway, Austria, Ireland, Slovenia, Romania
Wouldn't mind qualifying: Malta, Finland, Belarus, F.Y.R. Macedonia, Switzerland
Prefer not to qualify: Georgia, Greece
Definitely don't want to qualify: Poland, Lithuania

So these are the ones I want to see Saturday night: Israel, Norway, Austria, Ireland, Slovenia, Romania; plus any four (and no more) of Malta, Finland, Belarus, F.Y.R. Macedonia, Switzerland.

The UK voted this evening; I voted for Israel and Austria.

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Eurovision Song Contest 2014 Semi-Final 2 Results
So here are the results, which were announced in a random order at 21:55 BST. Any use of "tonight" still means Thursday 8 May 2014.

My desired qualifiers: Israel, Norway, Austria, Ireland, Slovenia, Romania; plus any four (and no more) of Malta, Finland, Belarus, F.Y.R. Macedonia, Switzerland.

Actual qualifiers (in order of announcement): Switzerland, Slovenia, Poland, Romania, Norway, Greece, Malta, Belarus, Finland, Austria.

Bold entries represent the actual qualifiers that match my preferences.

OUT: Israel, Georgia, Lithuania, Ireland, F.Y.R. Macedonia.

I'm disappointed and upset that Israel didn't make it through, it was a powerful song which really deserved a place in the final; in fact I liked it so much it was one of the songs I voted for. Also I'm disappointed Ireland failed to qualify. Both Israel and Ireland were among the six best songs of the night, which were in my "Definitely want to qualify" group. Thank goodness Austria, the other country I voted for, reached the final, albeit the last one to be announced. Conchita's song for Austria was one of the best in tonight's semi-final, I was really overjoyed when I heard Austria called out.

I am appalled and disgusted that Poland made it through as, in my opinion, it was a load of nauseating garbage which I really hated to the extent I put it in my "Definitely don't want to qualify" group. All I can now hope is that it comes last with nul points Saturday night, because as far as I'm concerned, that's all it deserves. To a lesser degree I'm also annoyed that Greece are through, I didn't think much of their entry either; that was on my "Prefer not to qualify" list. Israel and Ireland, both of whom had entries an order of magnitude better, deserved the places Poland and Greece took. Thank heavens Georgia and Lithuania failed to reach the final as I didn't like either of their songs.

Out of other countries, I'm glad Norway, Slovenia and Romania went through, they were also good songs which deserved places in the grand final. So that means four out of my six "Definitely want to qualify" countries (Israel, Norway, Austria, Ireland, Slovenia, Romania) went through; those being Norway, Austria, Slovenia, Romania; a 66.6% success rate there. Four of my five "Wouldn't mind qualifying" countries went through, the successful ones being Malta, Finland, Belarus, Switzerland. Well I did say I only wanted four of that group to make up the ten in addition to all six in my "Definitely want to qualify" group.

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Tuesday, 6 May 2014

Eurovision Song Contest 2014 Semi-Final 1

Host country: Denmark (DR)
Venue: B&W Hallerne, Copenhagen, Denmark
Hosts: Nikolaj Koppel, Pilou Asbæk and Lise Rønne
Date: Tuesday 6 May 2014

N.B. Any use of "tonight" or "this evening" throughout this post means Tuesday 6 May 2014.

The Opening
The show began with Emmelie de Forest singing a reprise of last year's winner "Only Teardrops". Emmelie was accompainied by video clips which had been sent in by Eurovision fans in advance. A spectacular way to open the first semi-final.

The Songs
Ten minutes after the start of the show it was time for the first song. Each song was introduced by a postcard film related to the appropriate country, during which someone in the film created the appropriate flag design somehow, e.g. Armenia created a brooch.

Song 1: Armenia - Aram MP3 "Not Alone"
It's difficult making a judgement on the first song, but anyway this starts as a gentle ballad, and about two thirds of the way through there's a really lively bit. Finally the tail end of it goes back to being gentle. Was the strobe lighting really necessary in the lively bit? I'd rather this doesn't qualify to be honest.

Song 2: Latvia - Aarzemnieki "Cake To Bake"
A song I quite liked on the CD album. The song has a quiet start, but then it picks up and the chorus is really catchy. Quite a good performance but I think I prefer the CD album version. I'm not convinced this deserves a place in the final.

Song 3: Estonia - Tanja "Amazing"
A good dance routine which would be great to join in and copy; it's amazing how Tanja can sing whilst dancing with her partner. However I'm not overly keen on the song, I'm not sure this deserves to go through.

Song 4: Sweden - Sanna Nielsen "Undo"
A good ballad, which for much of its duration is quite slow, but towards the end it becomes lively and powerful. This ought to go through.

Song 5: Iceland - Pollapönk "No Prejudice"
After the lullaby ballad of last year, Iceland have gone for something really lively this time. When I first heard this song online I didn't think much of this, but I've developed a liking for it since. The chorus is really catchy with a good beat, I particularly like the line "It's not trigonometry" as that's a direct connection with mathematics. Come on, this deserves to go through. See you Saturday Pollapönk!

A short break occurred at this point.

Song 6: Albania - Hersi "One Night's Anger"
Well it's probably just as well the UK doesn't vote tonight, because many UK viewers would, without a shadow of a doubt, vote for this song just for the line "Keep calm and think twice", which some UK viewers will inevitably see as the latest variant of "Keep Calm and Carry On". Not bad a song, but I'm not sure this deserves to go through.

Song 7: Russia - Tolmachevy Sisters "Shine"
The Tolmachevy Sisters previously won the Junior Eurovision Song Contest for Russia in 2006. This year they are representing Russia in the adult Eurovision Song Contest. I was in two minds about this song when I heard it on the CD album the last couple of weeks, but tonight I really like it. A good song, very well sung, I particularly liked the back to back formation at the start and synchronised moves thereafter. What was the significance of the see-saw though? This deserves a place in the final, see you Saturday!

Song 8: Azerbaijan - Dilara Kazimova "Start A Fire"
Azerbaijan have had some good entries the last few years, but this song is, in my opinion, somewhat poor by comparison. The best bit was the person on the trapeze, but what was the significance of that? This is a song contest after all, not a circus. I'd rather this stays out.

Song 9: Ukraine - Mariya Yaremchuk "Tick - Tock"
Another song I felt borderline about whilst listening to the CD. Not bad I suppose, the chorus is really catchy. Is the man in the wheel meant to be a representation of a clock? It certainly seems that way to me. I wouldn't mind seeing this in the final.

Song 10: Belgium - Axel Hirsoux "Mother"
This year Belgium have gone for a gentle, slow ballad. I quite liked this on the CD album, and tonight Axel is singing it really well with a powerful voice on the chorus. This deserves a place in the final.

Song 11: Moldova - Cristina Scarlat "Wild Soul"
Moldova have gone for a power ballad, with a catchy and powerful chorus. I quite like the dance routine by the backing group, particularly the on-floor moves. This ought to go through.

Song 12: San Marino - Valentina Monetta "Maybe (Forse)"
So far San Marino have never qualified to the final, and it's Valentina's third consecutive year of singing for them. From the first time I saw the preview video online I quite liked this ballad, and I've liked it more and more hearing it on the CD album the last couple of weeks. Tonight Valentina gave a first class performance of an excellent song. One of the best songs so far tonight, she definitely deserves a place Saturday night.

A short break occurred at this point.

Song 13: Portugal - Suzy "Quero Ser Tua"
After Portugal took a break last year, they are back this year with "Quero Ser Tua". An upbeat, catchy song throughout with a dance routine which would be great to copy; in other words an adult kids' Boogie Beebies big video. I quite liked this on the CD album the last couple of weeks, and am really impressed by the live performance tonight. This deserves a place in Saturday's final. Was the strobe lighting at the end needed though? One bit of trivia, if Portugal qualify and win Saturday's final, it will have taken them half a century to win since their debut entry in 1964.

Song 14: The Netherlands - The Common Linnets "Calm After The Storm"
This year the Netherlands have gone for a country song; I like the use of the white lines on the stage early on to represent a road. Another of my much-liked songs on the CD album, the live performance tonight was excellent. I definitely want to see this in the final.

Song 15: Montenegro - Sergej Ćetković "Moj Svijet"
After Montenegro brought us a load of unbearable rap and dubstep last year, which thankfully failed to reach the final, they've entered a decent song this time, a beautiful ballad. An excellent song, very well sung by Sergej, appropriately accompanied by a first class dance routine by the ballerina. This definitely deserves to be Montenegro's first ever time of reaching the grand final since 2007. See you Saturday Sergej!

Song 16: Hungary - András Kállay-Saunders "Running"
The final song already, it's amazing how time flies! I first saw the preview video online just six days after running the Bath Half Family Fun Run 2014 on Sunday 2 March, and sort of liked it straight away just for the chorus line "She keeps on running, running, running". I've liked it more and more listening to it on the CD album the last couple of weeks. This is a good ballad, with a lively, catchy chorus. I hope this goes through to the final.

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Televoting and Recap
After the songs finished, voting started. A recap of the songs followed.

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My Preferences
Here are my preferences based solely on all of tonight's performances:
Definitely want to qualify: Sweden, Iceland, Russia, Belgium, San Marino, Portugal, The Netherlands, Montenegro, Hungary
Wouldn't mind qualifying: One of Albania, Ukraine, Moldova
Prefer not to qualify: Armenia, Latvia, Estonia
Definitely don't want to qualify: Azerbaijan

So these are the ones I want to see Saturday night: Sweden, Iceland, Russia, Belgium, San Marino, Portugal, The Netherlands, Montenegro, Hungary, plus one only out of Albania, Ukraine, Moldova.

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Eurovision Song Contest 2014 Semi-Final 1 Results
So here are the results, which were announced in a random order at 21:52 BST. Any use of "tonight" still means Tuesday 6 May 2014.

My desired qualifiers: Sweden, Iceland, Russia, Belgium, San Marino, Portugal, The Netherlands, Montenegro, Hungary, plus one only out of Albania, Ukraine, Moldova.

Actual qualifiers (in order of announcement): Montenegro, Hungary, Russia, Armenia, Azerbaijan, San Marino, Ukraine, Sweden, The Netherlands, Iceland.

Bold entries represent the actual qualifiers that match my preferences.

OUT: Latvia, Estonia, Albania, Belgium, Moldova, Portugal.

I'm extremely overjoyed San Marino are through for the first time ever since debuting in 2008, third time lucky for Valentina! She really deserved it this time with her ballad "Maybe (Forse)". Also I'm glad Montenegro qualified for the first time since their debut entry in 2007. After their atrocious garbage last year, Sergej's ballad really deserved a place in the final. I'm glad Sweden and Russia are through too as both had outstanding entries tonight. As for other qualifiers, I'm pleased to see Hungary in the final for its catchy chorus and reference to running, the Netherlands through for the second year in a row (after eight years of not qualifying 2005 to 2012 inclusive), and Iceland in the final for having a catchy chorus with a reference to mathematics.

I'm annoyed Azerbaijan and Armenia are through, I didn't like either of their entries. In my opinion, Belgium and Portugal (the two countries on my "Definitely want to qualify" list that failed to qualify) had much better songs than Azerbaijan and Armenia. Belgium and Portugal deserved the places taken by Azerbaijan and Armenia. Alternatively if Belgium and Portugal couldn't go through, I'd sooner have seen Albania and Moldova in place of Azerbaijan and Armenia. I really didn't want Azerbaijan or Armenia in the final.

Thank goodness Estonia failed to qualify, their entry wasn't up to much this year. As for Latvia, I was lukewarm about that when I saw it tonight, and when I saw other better songs later in the Contest Latvia's entry ended up on my "Prefer not to qualify" list. To be honest I'm now glad they didn't go through.

So that means 7 out of my 9 "Definitely want to qualify" countries are through, and one of my three "Wouldn't mind qualifying" countries is through. Well done really. So what will happen on Thursday? Will I end up with 10 definitely want to qualify countries, and see them all in the final? Time will tell. Roll on Thursday evening for the other 15 semi-finalists.

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RCCGB Blackpool Bash 2014 Midi Report

Date: Friday 25 April to Sunday 27 April 2014
Venue: Blackpool Pleasure Beach
Who Went: Me and a large number of other RCCGB members, including Andy, Christine and Charlotte Hine, Alan Chilvers, Barry Frost, Carl May, Chris Fletcher, Dan Ould, Dave Maryan, David and Kelsey Bebbington, Death, Doug, Charlie, Emily and Lizzie, Emerald Evans, Emma Erangey, Gareth Arkell, Happy Helen, Ianto Gulliver, Mary and Andy Knight, Norma Lynn, Paul Heaney, Paul, Sarah and Wynne Lewis, Phil and Jackie, Planenut, Ryan Hackett, Sophia Jones, Stuart Pope, The Sheppards.

DISCLAIMER: The above is NOT intended to be an exhaustive list of everyone who attended. It's a small sample of attendees; mainly those who performed billed or Gong Show acts Saturday night, and/or who I spoke to / rode with over the weekend. I sincerely apologise to anyone else who was there and I've not listed. Not all attendees (whether or not listed above) attended the event in its entirety.

Introduction
The Club's annual UK mega-trip to start the new coaster season. Once again the Blackpool Bash was a great success, with two professional entertainers plus Dave Maryan performing Friday night, a day of riding Saturday daytime (including the morning, late afternoon and unexpected early evening ERSs), a spooky themed fancy dress party with songs, games, the Gong Show and a disco Saturday evening, and another ERS Sunday morning. A great turnout too with around 400 members from all over the UK (my list above is just a handful of them). I was determined as ever to attend the Blackpool Bash, and to take part in the Gong Show Saturday evening.

To make the rest of this report easier to read, I've split it into sections. Click the applicable link below to jump to the section you want to read:

Thursday 24 April
Day One - Friday 25 April
Day Two - Saturday 26 April (daytime)
Day Two - Saturday 26 April (evening)
Day Three - Sunday 27 April
Outro

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Thursday 24 April

Getting To Blackpool
I travelled to Blackpool by train Thursday 24 April, starting on the 11:08 train from Bath Spa to Bristol Temple Meads. Once there I went to The Galleries Shopping Centre to collect my "I'm Not An Adult I'm A Big Kid!" T-shirt from T-Shirt Print and have some lunch. Back at Bristol Temple Meads, my journey continued on the 13:21 train to Newport, followed by onward trains to Manchester Piccadilly and Blackpool North. Having reached Blackpool North at 19:08, I caught a bus from a nearby stop to Withnell Road, and checked into my hotel for three nights.

Thursday Evening
Around 20:00 I went to The Auctioneer (Wetherspoons) for dinner. On arrival I met Barry Frost and briefly spoke to him. I had a Curry Club meal: large Chicken Jalfrezi for main course, a pint of Tuborg to drink and British Bramley apple crumble with custard for dessert. Around 21:15 I returned to my hotel and relaxed in my room the rest of the evening.

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Day One - Friday 25 April

Daytime
For me Friday began with a delicious breakfast: cereal, a full English breakfast and toast. I spent the day at Sandcastle Water Park, and was in the pool / slides area from approximately 10:45 until closing time of 17:00. A separate report about my day there is available here. After leaving Sandcastle Water Park I returned to my hotel to relax for an hour or so.

Early Evening
Around 18:40 I went to Pablo's Fish and Chips for a Pablo's Special, i.e. fish, chips, mushy peas, bread and butter, plus fizzy drink for main course, followed by a strawberry Sundae Special for dessert. I met Planenut there, so we sat together.

Friday Fun
The Blackpool Bash officially began when the Paradise Room doors opened. I entered around 19:40, bought myself half a Kingstone Press Cider and sat at a table opposite the front of the stage. The fun really began when Andy Hine appeared around 20:15 and said his annual catchphrase. "Everybody say Blackpool".

The first official act was Mark James with his comedy and conjuring. He told jokes and performed magic tricks, including salt falling from his hand and pulling toilet roll from his mouth. Next former Gong Show winner Dave Maryan sang a series of songs including "Mack The Knife" and "My Way". I thought his act was the best of the night.

After a 15 minute interval (during which I met Happy Helen and Sophia Jones, and bought myself half a Fosters) Johnny Casson amused everyone with his jokes. Friday Fun officially ended when he finished around 22:20. Afterwards there was still time to finish our drinks, but we had to be out by 23:00. I spoke to, and had my picture taken with a few other members before heading back to my hotel for the night.

Altogether a good evening of entertainment, in my opinion, Dave Maryan's selection of songs was the best act of the night. It was also great speaking to other Club members at various times of the evening. Many members liked my self-designed "I'm Not An Adult I'm A Big Kid!" T-shirt; which I wore for the first time Friday.

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Day Two - Saturday 26 April (daytime)

First Thing
I awoke at 7:00, put on my RCCGB 25th anniversary T-shirt and had early breakfast at 8:15 so that I could be at the Paradise Room at 9:00 or soon after. I chose beans on toast as a lighter alternative to a full English (which I felt would be too risky before riding Big One, Steeplechase and the rest).

Initial Meet-Up
Members were asked to meet in the Paradise Room at 8:45, however it was nearer to 9:00 when I entered. Once there I met and spoke to Doug, Charlie, Emily and Lizzie for a few minutes. Eventually I queued to be issued with my ride wristband and Park Pass.

Morning ERS
When told, members entered the Pleasure Beach and headed to the far end for the morning ERS on Big One, Steeplechase and Blue Flyer. Three coasters, beat that for one ERS. I began the day with one go on the Big One. Next I enjoyed three goes on Steeplechase (one on the red track followed by two on the green track). My horse lost the first two goes, but won the third go. After my third go I was hoping to ride the yellow track, but annoyingly Steeplechase was suddenly out of action. So was Big One. I headed to Nickelodeon Land, whereupon I had time for one go on the little wooden coaster Blue Flyer before the ERS ended. This was my first go of the day on a wooden coaster; Doug was in the row in front of me.

Morning Free Time
After the morning ERS ended, members dispersed around the Pleasure Beach and took over the rides. The rest of the morning I enjoyed one more go on Blue Flyer, two goes on Nickelodeon Streak, one go on Big Dipper, two goes on Infusion and one go on River Caves. Whilst passing the fountains after leaving River Caves a professional photographer took two pictures of me in the fountains, but as much as I liked them I didn't buy either of them. Without further ado I headed to the Paradise Room for lunch.

Lunch At Paradise Room
Once inside I headed straight for the bar and used my drink voucher to get a glass of Pepsi Cola. The food queue was quite long, but I joined it anyway; I happened to be behind Happy Helen and Sophia Jones and spoke to them whilst queuing. When I reached the serving table I had chicken, fries, bread roll and butter. During lunch there were speeches from Andy Hine and David Cam. Club merchandise was available, but I didn't buy anything. I spoke to Coleen for a few minutes, and Michael Edwards performed a card trick before my eyes.

Afternoon Free Time
Around 14:00 I returned to the Pleasure Beach. My first ride after lunch was one go on Valhalla with Emerald Evans; I donned my all-in-one splashsuit to prevent me getting wet on Valhalla. Next Emerald and I enjoyed one go on Flying Machines together, followed by one go on Wallace & Gromit Thrill-O-Matic together. After that, I rode Dora's World Voyage, SpongeBob's Splash Bash and Avalanche once each alone.

Grand National ERS
It was now time for our ERS on the classic twin track Möbius racing wooden coaster Grand National. During the ERS I had time for three goes. On my first go my train went up the left lift hill, but my train lost. During my second go, my train ascended the right lift hill, and won. On my third go my train climbed the left lift hill and lost. Altogether another fun ERS. Although the opposing train beat my train on two of my goes, I'm glad my train won on one of my three goes.

Early Evening Free Time
After the ERS ended at 17:00, members returned to their hotels to relax and prepare for the evening, or rode until closing time of 18:00. During that one remaining hour that the rides were open to the public I had a few more rides, starting with one go on Wild Mouse. Thus I had now ridden all five wooden coasters at least once each on Saturday. Afterwards I had time to ride Grand Prix, Revolution and Steeplechase (green track) once each before the rides closed.

Bonus Big One ERS
Due to the problems with Big One during the morning ERS, a bonus evening ERS on Big One was arranged to run from 18:00 to 19:00. During this unplanned bonus ERS, I enjoyed five goes. Altogether another amazing unexpected ERS, it was great to begin and end the day on the Big One.

Cumulative Summary of My Rides (ERSs and Free Time Combined)

Ride
Total
Avalanche
1
Big Dipper
1
Big One
6
Blue Flyer
2
Dora's World Voyage
1
Flying Machines
1
Grand National
3
Grand Prix
1
Infusion
2
Nickelodeon Streak
2
Revolution
1
River Caves
1
SpongeBob's Splash Bash
1
Steeplechase
4
Valhalla
1
Wallace & Gromit Thrill-O-Matic
1
Wild Mouse
1
TOTAL
30

Altogether a great day's riding, once again I managed to ride all five wooden coasters in one day. It's a pity I only had one go on Big One in the morning ERS, but thankfully made up for that with five goes in the unexpected evening Big One ERS. Also it's a pity ride Ice Blast yet again. That left me determined to ride it Sunday.

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Day Two - Saturday 26 April (evening)

Coaster Crazy Show
After the bonus ERS ended, I finally left the Pleasure Beach at 19:15 and went straight to the Paradise Room to set up my camcorder, choose my seat and put on my evening outfit. I also bought myself a drink and something to eat. There was no time for me to have a rehearsal, but I felt I didn't need one. Around 19:45 the doors opened to members not taking part. This year's theme was Spooky, and many dressed in something spooky or horror themed. I wore a navy T-shirt with "Kapow!" on it, a pair of black sports shorts and a black Halloween cape. Also I still had the red stained white gloves and red mask from the Lordi act last year.

The First Half
At 20:20 the show began with "Music of the Night" followed by a bit of Monster Mash. Finally Alan Chilvers, Paul Heaney, Emma Erangey and several others danced to Thriller. Following Nev's opening speech The Sheppards sang "Grim grinning ghosts come out to socialize" whilst perched above columns. Afterwards Nev called Ryan Hackett on stage to hypnotise him. The Coaster Kids were next with their own rewritten version of "Ghostbusters"; their version was called "Coaster Busters". Next, eleven children entered the Kids' Gopher game. When called, they ran into the audience to fetch an item specified by Nev, e.g. watch, hotel key, camera, only to find one less chair on their return, thereby forcing the child unable to find a seat out. Afterwards CJ (Ella & Molly), who were one of two winning acts in last year's Gong Show, were back this year to dance to "Jai Ho" as a billed act.

The Gong Show
The Gong Show featured eight acts, starting with Dan Ould juggling balls, but the horn soon went. Stuart Pope, dressed as a milkman, sang for some time, but the horn eventually went. Ryan Hackett was next, singing a parodied "Don't Worry Be Happy". He too faced the horn after a while. Two children Alice & Harry danced to "My Heart Skips A Beat" (Ollly Murs) and reached the end of their act without the horn going. At the other extreme, Death faced the horn before he even had the chance to start! Barry Frost gave a spoken monologue. Having quickly attracted booing the horn soon went. Ellis Williams stood on the spot rotating left and right, and moving his arms. Whether or not that's dancing is up to you to decide, but anyway after initial cheers he was eventually booed and the horn went. The final act was my sequence of circuit training exercises, including star jumps, wood chopper, press ups, and tuck jumps. Appropriately dressed in my Bath Half Family Fun Run 2014 T-shirt and black sports shorts, I reached end of the routine without the horn going.

Top two: Alice & Harry, Nemesis Nick; outright winner: Nemesis Nick
Bottom two: Death, Nemesis Nick; Ultimate worst: Nemesis Nick

After this freak result, Nev announced "Nick, you have the strange accolade of being the best, and worst act of the night". After the Gong Show I put my "Kapow!" T-shirt and Halloween cape back on.

Rest of Coaster Crazy Show
Back to the billed acts. Libby Williams, dressed as a witch, sang the spooky song "Put A Spell On You". The second game of the night "Bang!" was next. Three adult couples: Jan and Shaun, Taylor and Jean, Sarah and Paul. The goal was to find the couple who burst the most balloons in one minute. The winning couple, Dan and Shaun went on to try and win a prize. They won a weekend for two at the Big Blue Hotel. Afterwards the other Gong Show 2013 winner, Carl May sang "Fire" as a billed act. Finally all the performers reappeared on stage during Nev's closing speech. Afterwards the stage went down for the grand finale "Time Warp". Those who performed billed or Gong Show acts were asked to bring members of the audience of the dance floor to dance "Time Warp" together.

After Show Party
There was a seamless transition from "Time Warp" into the after-show disco. One hour of non-stop hits, starting with "Get The Party Started", followed by the spooky songs "Ghostbusters" and "Thriller". The usual songs "YMCA" (Village People), "Glad All Over", Can-Can, "The Locomotion" etc. were also included. Many including me danced along. Towards the end the following five songs were played in full:

Gangnam Style
Dancing Lasha Tumbai (Ryan and co appeared on stage just in front of the curtains doing the actions)
Amarillo
Always Look On The Bright Side of Life
New York

The Warner Brothers cartoon "That's all folks" marked the end of the disco. Finally those who had dressed up assembled for a group photo. Afterwards members were asked to pack up and leave as quickly as possible. Around 23:30 I finally left the Paradise Room via the spiral stairs with Happy Helen and Sophia Jones, and was back at my hotel a few minutes later.

Summary of Evening

Show Opener: Alan Chilvers, Paul Heaney, Emma Erangey and others - "Music of the Night", "Monster Mash", "Thriller"
Welcome: Andy Hine
Act 1: The Sheppards - "Grim Grinning Ghosts"
Shocking - Nev and Ryan Hackett
Act 2: The Coaster Kids - "Coaster Busters"
Game 1: Kids' Gopher
Act 3: CJ (Ella & Molly) - "Jai Ho"

The Gong Show
1: Dan Ould - juggling horn went
2: Stuart Pope - singing horn went
3: Ryan Hackett - singing horn went
4: Alice & Harry - dancing to "My Heart Skips A Beat"
5: Death - did not have chance to start horn went
6: Barry Frost - spoken monologue horn went
7: Ellis Williams - dancing horn went
8: Nemesis Nick - circuit training exercises

Top two: Alice & Harry, Nemesis Nick; outright winner: Nemesis Nick
Bottom two: Death, Nemesis Nick; Ultimate worst: Nemesis Nick

Act 4: Liberty Williams – "Put A Spell On You"
Game 2: Bang!
Act 5: Carl May – "Fire"
Thank you message: Andy Hine
Act 6: Finale - "Time Warp"

After Show Party (Disco)

Group photo

Altogether an excellent evening of entertainment; although performed by RCCGB members I think it was better than Friday night's entertainment. For me it was great to perform a series of circuit training exercises in the Gong Show, but being voted the best and worst act left me confused to say the least! The after show disco provided a lively end to the evening.

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Day Three - Sunday 27 April

First Thing
I awoke at 7:00, put on my RCCGB 20th anniversary T-shirt, packed and had breakfast just before 9:00. Once again, I could have had a full English breakfast, but chose beans on toast as a lighter alternative.

Initial Meet-Up
Having left my hotel just after 9:30 I walked to the Pleasure Beach Casino Tower. Everyone was waiting inside the tower on the ground floor. This was my first time ever of having a Sunday wristband and I had to go to the main desk to exchange my voucher for a wristband and gate pass. Nev said the ERS would be on three coasters: Big Dipper, Wild Mouse and Avalanche.

Morning ERS
At 10:00 the Club entered through the gates for the morning ERS. I began the ERS with four goes on Big Dipper, each of which gave plenty of AIRtime. Next I enjoyed one go on Avalanche. After that I got to Wild Mouse just in time to ride it once before the ERS ended.

Summary of my rides this ERS: Big Dipper 4, Avalanche 1, Wild Mouse 1 Who beat me on that?

After ERS
The ERS finished at 11:30. No further events were scheduled for Sunday. Members with Sunday wristbands stayed and continued riding. Those without Sunday wristbands left and went straight home or visited other Blackpool attractions. Since I had a Sunday wristband for the first time, I continued riding until closing time of 17:00, but didn't re-ride Big Dipper, Avalanche or Wild Mouse the rest of the day.

My first ride after the ERS was the Ghost Train. Since this has up and down hill sections, can this be classed as a coaster? Next I had one go on Alice Ride with Phil and Jackie from the RCCGB. Afterwards I rode Derby Racer and the tall drop tower ride Ice Blast once each.

Even though Grand National had just two trains running, the waiting time was considerably shorter than during the Saturday afternoon RCCGB ERS. I enjoyed three goes; on each of them I rode the maroon train, which was up against the green train. My train ascended the left lift hill on my first go. During my other two goes, my train went up the right lift hill, and won. Unexpectedly I saw Happy Helen and Sophia Jones on the other train on my third go, after which Helen, Sophia and I exited Grand National together. There was still time for Helen, Sophia and me to enjoy one go on Derby Racer together before Helen and Sophia had to leave to catch their coach home. Shortly afterwards I met Planenut by Grand National, I had my photo taken with him before he left to catch the RCCGB Bash Bus home.

After a much needed hot dog I donned my all-in-one splashsuit to ride a few water rides in Nickelodeon Land. There I enjoyed SpongeBob's Splash Bash, Dora's World Voyage and Rugrats Lost River log flume once each. Having taken my splashsuit off, I enjoyed two goes on the wooden coaster Nickelodeon Streak, one go on the mini drop tower The Krusty Krab Order Up (which is undeniably tame compared to Ice Blast, but still great fun), and two goes on the little woodie Blue Flyer. Thus I had now ridden all five wooden coasters at least once each on Sunday. After having my picture taken with Dora, showing my RCCGB 20th anniversary T-shirt, my final ride of the day in Nickelodeon Land was one go on Avatar Airbender.

During what remained of opening time, I enjoyed riding Steeplechase (I rode the yellow track as I missed that on Saturday), Big One and Revolution once each. My day ended with two goes on the inverted steel coaster Infusion, an exciting ride to end my day. Now that the time was 17:00, the rides were closed and it was time for me to leave the Pleasure Beach.

Cumulative Summary of My Rides (ERSs and Free Time Combined)

Ride
Total
Alice Ride
1
Avalanche
1
Avatar Airbender
1
Big Dipper
4
Big One
1
Blue Flyer
2
Derby Racer
2
Dora's World Voyage
1
Ghost Train
1
Grand National
3
Ice Blast
1
Infusion
2
Nickelodeon Streak
2
Revolution
1
Rugrats Lost River
1
SpongeBob's Splash Bash
1
Steeplechase
1
The Krusty Krab Order Up
1
Wild Mouse
1
TOTAL
28

Altogether another great day's riding, for me it was extra special to stay in the Pleasure Beach after the ERS and ride until Sunday closing time for the first time having attended the RCCGB Blackpool Bash every year since 2008.

Sunday Early Evening
As I left the Pleasure Beach at 17:10, I saw Chris Fletcher, Death, Ianto Gulliver and Gareth Arkell standing outside the entrance. I had my photo taken with Ianto. Having collected my luggage from my hotel, I walked to the seafront, hoping to catch a tram from South Pier to North Pier. Although I just missed one tram I saw pass by, shortly afterwards I caught a bus from South Pier to North Pier. Having left the bus at North Pier I walked to nearby Market Street Diner where I had fish, chips and mushy peas. Afterwards I fancied an ice cream, ironically I ended up walking back to North Pier to get a Carte d'Or 1 scoop ice cream; I chose caramel ice cream.

Journey Home
Without further ado I walked to Blackpool North station. I arrived with adequate time to enjoy a small Americano in Pumpkin café before catching the 18:44 train to Preston. From there my journey continued aboard three onward trains to Birmingham New Street, Bristol Temple Meads and Bath Spa. I finally reached home around 23:30.

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Outro

Highlights
Meeting members I'd met on previous Club trips again (including Andy and Christine Hine, Alan Chilvers, Barry Frost, Death, Emerald Evans, Happy Helen, Sophia Jones, Mary and Andy Knight, Planenut, Ryan Hackett, Doug, Charlie, Emily and Lizzie).
ERSs on Big One, Steeplechase, Blue Flyer, Grand National, Big Dipper, Wild Mouse and Avalanche.
Having a Sunday wristband and thus riding after the Sunday ERS until closing time for the first time.
Good overall ride count both Saturday and Sunday (during ERSs and normal time).
Riding all five wooden coasters (including both lift hills of Grand National) both Saturday and Sunday)
Two nights of entertainment, plus dancing in the disco Saturday evening.
Dave Maryan's songs Friday evening.
Performing a series of circuit training exercises in the Gong Show Saturday evening, and the freak result that followed!
Dry, mostly sunny weather Saturday and Sunday.

Lowlights
Problems with Big One and Steeplechase Saturday morning (but at least there was a bonus Big One ERS Saturday evening).
Problems with the homeward train journey at Preston Sunday evening, but at least I managed to reach Birmingham New Street in time for my intended connecting train to Bristol.

Summing Up
Another mega excellent weekend away at Blackpool in Granadaland, my seventh Blackpool Bash to-date. It was great riding the Big One, Grand National, Infusion and other rides again, and catching up with other members. Thanks a million to Andy Hine for all the effort involved in organising a trip of this nature. At the Blackpool Bash, the ERSs and other riding are only part of the fun. The other major chunk of the fun includes the Friday evening entertainment, Saturday lunch and Saturday evening Coaster Crazy Show and disco. It was great to be back in the Gong Show, having missed it in 2013, but it seemed really weird to be have the seemingly impossible accolade of best and worst act! Perhaps it's time to overhaul the voting system somehow, so that whoever is voted the winner cannot subsequently be voted the worst act. No wonder Nev says in the Blackpool Bash invite "If you can only make one Club trip this year, make it this one".

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