Tuesday, 6 May 2014

RCCGB Blackpool Bash 2014

Date: Friday 25 April to Sunday 27 April 2014
Venue: Blackpool Pleasure Beach
Who Went: Me and a large number of other RCCGB members, including Andy, Christine and Charlotte Hine, Alan Chilvers, Barry Frost, Carl May, Chris Fletcher, Dan Ould, Dave Maryan, David and Kelsey Bebbington, Death, Doug, Charlie, Emily and Lizzie, Emerald Evans, Emma Erangey, Gareth Arkell, Happy Helen, Ianto Gulliver, Mary and Andy Knight, Norma Lynn, Paul Heaney, Paul, Sarah and Wynne Lewis, Phil and Jackie, Planenut, Ryan Hackett, Sophia Jones, Stuart Pope, The Sheppards.

DISCLAIMER: The above is NOT intended to be an exhaustive list of everyone who attended. It's a small sample of attendees; mainly those who performed billed or Gong Show acts Saturday night, and/or who I spoke to / rode with over the weekend. I sincerely apologise to anyone else who was there and I've not listed. Not all attendees (whether or not listed above) attended the event in its entirety.

Introduction
The Club's annual UK mega-trip to start the new coaster season. Once again the Blackpool Bash was a great success, with two professional entertainers plus Dave Maryan performing Friday night, a day of riding Saturday daytime (including the morning, late afternoon and unexpected early evening ERSs), a spooky themed fancy dress party with songs, games, the Gong Show and a disco Saturday evening, and another ERS Sunday morning. A great turnout too with around 400 members from all over the UK (my list above is just a handful of them). I was determined as ever to attend the Blackpool Bash, and to take part in the Gong Show Saturday evening.

To make the rest of this report easier to read, I've split it into sections. Click the applicable link below to jump to the section you want to read:

Thursday 24 April
Day One - Friday 25 April
Day Two - Saturday 26 April (daytime)
Day Two - Saturday 26 April (evening)
Day Three - Sunday 27 April
Outro

Enjoy my report at your leisure.

Thursday 24 April

Getting To Blackpool
I travelled to Blackpool by train Thursday 24 April. My journey from Bath Spa to Blackpool North, which required four trains, began on the 11:08 train from Bath Spa to Bristol Temple Meads. Having reached Bristol I broke my journey to go into The Galleries Shopping Centre to collect my "I'm Not An Adult I'm A Big Kid!" T-shirt (which I ordered at the start of April) from T-Shirt Print and have a Footlong from Subway in the Galleries Food Court. There was still time for me to enjoy a doughnut and coffee at Krispy Kreme, Cabot Circus before returning to Temple Meads station. Back at Bristol Temple Meads, my journey continued aboard the 13:21 train to Newport (Gwent), followed by the 14:19 train to Manchester Piccadilly (via the Hereford line) and finally the 17:46 train to Blackpool North. Having finally reached Blackpool North at 19:08, I took a short walk, and from a bus stop near Wilkinson caught a bus to Withnell Road bus stop. Having left the bus, I checked into my pre-booked hotel for three nights. It was the same hotel, close to Pleasure Beach Resort, that I stayed at 2008 to 2013 inclusive.

Thursday Evening
Around 20:00 I went to The Auctioneer (Wetherspoons) for an evening meal. When I arrived I unexpectedly met Barry Frost and briefly spoke to him before sitting down and choosing something to eat. Since it was Curry Club night, I decided to have a Curry Club meal. For main course I chose large Chicken Jalfrezi, which included yellow basmati rice, naan, mango chutney, two puppodums, vegetable samosa and onion bhaji for main course. A drink was included, I chose 1 pint of Tuborg. For an additional fee I was able to add any dessert from the main menu, I chose British Bramley apple crumble with custard. Barry left part way through my meal. Around 21:15 I returned to my hotel and relaxed in my room the rest of the evening.

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Day One - Friday 25 April

Daytime
Travelling Thursday afternoon gained me a day in Blackpool. For me Friday began with a delicious breakfast: cereal, a full English breakfast and toast. I spent the day at Sandcastle Water Park, and was in the pool / slides area from approximately 10:45 until closing time of 17:00. A separate report about my day there is available here. After leaving Sandcastle Water Park I returned to my hotel to relax for an hour or so.

Early Evening
Around 18:40 I went to Pablo's Fish and Chips for a Pablo's Special, i.e. fish, chips, mushy peas, bread and butter, plus fizzy drink. Fish and chips are a must-have in Blackpool. I met Planenut there, so I sat at the same table as him. We had plenty to talk about together. When I finished my fish and chips, I had a strawberry Sundae Special for dessert. Having left Pablo's around 19:30 I was hoping to go into Lucky Star Amusements and ascend their escalator, but couldn't as Lucky Star Amusements was closed. Without further ado I headed straight for the Paradise Room.

Friday Fun
The Blackpool Bash officially began when the Paradise Room doors opened. Around 19:40 I entered the Paradise Room via the spiral stairs at Noah's Ark end. Food was available to buy, but I didn't buy any as I'd just eaten. Having bought myself half a Kingstone Press Cider, I sat at a table opposite the front of the stage; my seat was with my back to the stage, so I turned the chair to face the stage.

Andy's Welcome
The fun really began when Andy Hine appeared around 20:15 and said his annual catchphrase. "Everybody say Blackpool". This was followed by three acts.

Act 1: Mark James
The first official act was Mark James with his comedy and conjuring. From 20:30 to 21:05 he told jokes and performed magic tricks. In one of his magic tricks he emptied a salt cellar into his hand, and then let the salt flow from his hand to the floor. Amazingly there seemed to be more salt falling from his hand than was in the salt cellar to start with. Another magic trick involved him placing sheets of toilet paper in his mouth, after which he pulled it out again as a seemingly never ending long string.

Act 2: Dave Maryan
RCCGB member Dave Maryan, who won the Gong Show 2012, sang a few songs next. These were Miss Jones, Mack The Knife, The Way You Look Tonight, My Way. There was also a song containing the line "missed the boat" but I've not been able to identify it. Dave finished singing at 21:27. This was, in my opinion, the best act of Friday night.

Interval
It was now time for the 15 minute interval. During this time I bought myself half a Fosters. I also met Happy Helen and Sophia Jones, they liked my T-shirt.

Act 3: Johnny Casson
After the interval ended, the final act of the night was Johnny Casson. Starting at 21:43, he amused the audience with a variety of jokes for almost 40 minutes.

Drinking Up Time
When Johnny Casson finally finished performing at 22:22, Nev announced that Friday Fun was over. There was still time to finish our drinks, but we had to be out by 23:00. I spoke to, and had my picture taken with a few other members before heading back to my hotel for the night.

Altogether a good evening of entertainment to start the Blackpool Bash, though in my opinion, Dave Maryan's selection of songs was by far the best act of the night. It was also great speaking to other members of the Club face to face at various times of the evening. Many members liked my self-designed "I'm Not An Adult I'm A Big Kid!" T-shirt, which I wore for the first time Friday, having only just collected it the previous day.

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Day Two - Saturday 26 April (daytime)

First Thing
Having awoke at 7:00 I put on my RCCGB 25th anniversary T-shirt. I asked for an early breakfast at 8:15 so that I could be at the Paradise Room at 9:00 or soon after. I chose beans on toast as a lighter alternative to a full English (which I felt would be too risky before riding Big One, Steeplechase and the rest).

Initial Meet-Up
Members were asked to meet in the Paradise Room at 8:45, however it was nearer to 9:00 when I entered via the spiral stairs at Noah's Ark end of the building. To save having to return to my hotel early evening, I took everything I needed for the evening (camcorder and tripod, Halloween cape, football, etc.) and placed them in a dressing room back stage. Once inside I met and spoke to Doug, Charlie, Emily and Lizzie for a few minutes. Eventually I queued to be issued with my ride wristband and Park Pass. However there was no meal or drink voucher for lunch handed out at this stage.

Morning ERS
Once the signal was given, members entered the Pleasure Beach and headed to the far end for the morning ERS on Big One, Steeplechase and Blue Flyer. Three coasters, beat that for one ERS. Blue Flyer was included this time to allow young members to take part in the ERS, however plenty of adult members (with or without children) rode Blue Flyer.

Big One
This Arrow Dynamics Hyper Coaster has been operating at Blackpool Pleasure Beach since 28 May 1994. From 1994 to 2011 it was called Pepsi Max Big One, but since 2012 it has been known simply as Big One. Nonetheless the giant Pepsi Max can tunnel that the train goes through just after leaving the station is still there. Big One is one of five coasters of this model currently operating worldwide. Back in 1994 Big One was the tallest, fastest, steepest coaster in Europe, but sadly that's no longer the case. Although its maximum height of 213' (64.9 m) means it's still the UK's tallest coaster, it's now only the third tallest coaster operating in Europe. According to the Roller Coaster Database, Big One's top speed of 74 mph means it's now only the second fastest coaster in the UK, and sixth fastest currently operating coaster in Europe. It's certainly not the steepest any more, now there's Stealth, Rage and Mumbo Jumbo. The station announcement has now been amended to say "one of the tallest, fastest, steepest coasters in Europe".

I began the day on the Big One. The train exited the station, went through the Pepsi can tunnel, up the lift hill, down the steep first drop, over the subsequent undulations and back to the station. Altogether a mega fun ride on what is one of my favourite steel coasters; I remained quiet (no screaming) throughout the journey. For now I only had one go on this coaster. I was hoping to return to it for more goes later in the ERS, but sadly this ended up being my only go of the entire ERS. Thankfully it wasn't my only go all day.

Steeplechase
This Arrow Dynamics Special Coaster Systems steel coaster has been operating at Blackpool Pleasure Beach since 1977. There are three separate tracks, completely independent of each other, which is why Steeplechase is sometimes regarded as three separate coasters. Coaster-Count classes it as three coasters, whereas Ride Count classes the three tracks as one coaster. Each track has individual horses as ride cars, and each horse can seat two riders. All three lanes were running, so I was determined to re-ride all three tracks. However it is possible to have just one or two tracks running. Although tame compared to Big One, I love its racing element, hoping to be first home. As the ERS progressed, I had time for three goes as follows

First go:I rode a horse on the red track. Along the way I sang "Giddy up giddy up brave prince" and called out "Giddy up, people have bet their money on you".

Second go: I rode a horse on the green track. RCCGB member Luke was riding a horse on the red track. Despite me singing "Giddy up giddy up brave prince" and calling out "Giddy up, people have bet their money on you", Luke's horse beat me to the finish.

Third go: The ride attendant asked if I wanted another go, so I remained in my seat for another ride on the green track. Luke also remained on his horse on the red track. Once again I sang "Giddy up giddy up brave prince" and called out "Giddy up, people have bet their money on you". This time Luke's horse stopped just short of the station, but I managed to get past the winning post and stop well into the station. Being as I finished before the person on the yellow track, I saw myself as the winner this time.

Annoyingly Steeplechase was now out of action, and I'd only ridden the red and green tracks. I would have liked to have ridden the yellow track, so I could now only hope I'd ride it sometime later in the day. Big One was also out of action at this point. Without further ado I headed for Nickelodeon Land, hoping to get one or more goes on Blue Flyer in what remained of the ERS. As I entered Nickelodeon Land I met Boots the Monkey, and had my photo taken with him.

Blue Flyer
This wooden coaster (built by Philadelphia Toboggan Coasters, Inc.) originally operated as Zipper Dipper from 1934 to 2010. At the start of 2011 it was repainted blue and re-themed as Blue Flyer, part of Nickelodeon Land. Although the resort's smallest wooden coaster, it was great fun. During what remained of the ERS I enjoyed one go on this little woodie: I sat the row immediately behind Doug. There were pops of AIRtime on the dips. Altogether a fun ride, this was my first go of the day on a wooden coaster.

Morning Free Time
After the morning ERS ended, members spread themselves around the Pleasure Beach and took over the rides.

Blue Flyer
Although the ERS was now over, I had one more go on Blue Flyer before going on anything else.

Nickelodeon Streak
Determined to ride all five woodies at Pleasure Beach in one day, I headed for Nickelodeon Streak next. This classic woodie was built by Charles Paige and was originally called Roller Coaster from 1933 to 2010. Early 2011 it was repainted orange and re-themed Nickelodeon Streak, part of the Nickelodeon Land section. With a maximum height of 61' (18.6 m) Nickelodeon Streak is surprisingly taller than Big Dipper (60' or 18.3 m). I enjoyed two goes, both of which were in the back row. The waiting time was surprisingly short for both goes.

Big Dipper
My third wooden coaster of the morning, I certainly did well with wooden coaster riding Saturday morning. This sit down wooden coaster was built by Philadelphia Toboggan Coasters, Inc. and has been operating since 1923. I sat in the second row. The train set off around the bend, through the tunnel, around another bend, up the lift hill, around another bend, down the first drop and over all the subsequent undulations out and back to the station. Altogether an exciting ride, with plenty of AIRtime. For now I only had one go on Big Dipper, which ended up being my only go on this all day.

Infusion
This Vekoma SLC (689m Standard) inverted steel coaster originally operated as Traumatizer at Pleasureland Southport from 1999 to 5 Sep 2006. Since 2 May 2007 it has been operating as Infusion at Pleasure Beach Resort Blackpool. Its 689 metre (2260' 6" ) track length explains its model name. The train climbed the lift hill to a maximum height of 109' 3" (33.3 m), descended the first drop and went around a vertical loop followed by many more thrilling features. Surprisingly I didn't have long to wait to go on this, I sat in the second row from the back (right seat). Having left the train, the queue was still really short, so I enjoyed another go, this time in the right seat of the fourth row.

River Caves
At this point I put on my all-in-one splashsuit to stay dry on River Caves. The queue for this boat ride was very short, so I faced just a few minutes wait. When it was my turn, I got into the back row of boat 10. Other riders were in the rows in front of me. The boat sailed through a series of chambers, each with a different scene. One chamber featured dinosaurs, another chamber featured stalagmites and stalactites. Towards the end, my boat went uphill, along the outdoor section (which you can see from the path) and down a drop, to create a splash. This was my only go on here all day, and last ride before lunch.

Whilst passing the fountains a professional photographer took two pictures of me, still wearing my splashsuit, in the fountains. In one of the photos he asked me to jump as high as I could. Afterwards I looked at them, but as much as I liked them, didn't buy either of them.

Lunch At Paradise Room
At 12:45 I went to the Paradise Room for lunch. I entered the Paradise Room via the spiral stairs at Noah's Ark end. As I was about to pass through the doors at the top of the stairs everyone was given a drink voucher. However no-one needed a meal voucher. Once inside I headed straight for the bar and used my drink voucher to get a glass of Pepsi Cola. There was quite a long queue for food, but I decided to join it anyway; I happened to be behind Happy Helen and Sophia Jones, and spoke to them whilst queuing. In addition I took off my splashsuit whilst queuing. It wasn't too long before I reached the serving table. Once there I had chicken, fries, bread roll and butter. A vegetarian alternative to chicken was available. Having been served I helped myself to coleslaw and side salad (lettuce, onion, tomato, coleslaw) before sitting down to enjoy my meal.

During lunch there were speeches from Andy Hine and David Cam. Club merchandise was available, but although I had a quick browse, I didn't buy anything. In addition I spoke to Coleen for a few minutes, and Michael Edwards performed a card trick before my eyes.

Afternoon Free Time
Around 14:00 I returned to the Pleasure Beach, eager to continue riding. Emerald Evans and I agreed to ride Valhalla together, so I put my splashsuit on before joining the queue for Valhalla.

Valhalla
Emerald and I joined the queue for this water ride, meanwhile Happy Helen looked after my rucksack nearby as I didn't want to take it on the ride. The waiting time for this water ride was quite short. When Emerald and I got on the boat the ride experience was out of this world, including rises and falls, areas of darkness and lighting effects. Was the water poured from above meant to mimic heavy rain, or give riders a bath? At one sharp bend, the boat went onto a turntable, which rotated by an acute angle and the boat subsequently went backwards for a bit. Further along there was another similar sharp bend with a turntable that set the boat going forwards again. An amazing ride, but once was enough on this. Having left the ride, Emerald and I had our picture taken together nearby. Afterwards I took off my splashsuit.

Flying Machines
Emerald and I rode Flying Machines next; we sat together in the third row of plane GT8. Happy Helen and Sophia were in the back row immediately behind us. The planes start going anticlockwise close to the platform, and are gradually angled further outwards. At the maximum extent you are sitting at a fairly steep angle. Eventually the planes head back inwards, until you're back with the platform. This was my only go on Flying Machines all day.

Wallace & Gromit Thrill-O-Matic
A new ride which opened in 2013, soon after the RCCGB Blackpool Bash 2013. Being as I spent so much time finding the official (main) Gromit sculptures and mini Gromit sculptures around Bristol and beyond last summer, I was determined to ride this. I sat with Emerald on this ride. The ride car went around a circuit through several rooms, along the way I saw Shaun the sheep and Feathers the penguin, as well as Wallace & Gromit. This was my only go on this ride all day.

Dora's World Voyage
A boat ride introduced as part of Nickelodeon Land in 2011. I got into a boat which sailed around the canal start to finish through different zones: France, Russia, Tanzania and China. A song was played on the boat, repeatedly mentioning "Hello" in the applicable language, e.g. Bonjour in France. Obviously the words changed at the zone transitions. My one go now was my only ride on here all day.

SpongeBob's Splash Bash
Sets of circular boats on small turntables. The small turntables spin on a larger turntable which also spins. The effect is a bit like riding a twister or waltzer ride but not as fast. At the start of the ride the turntables sink so the area is flooded. Each boat has water cannons, so whilst the ride is in motion you can squirt riders on other boats, and on-lookers outside the ride. Be warned though, riders on other boats may squirt you back. There are also water cannons outside the ride, which allow on-lookers to squirt riders. Another fun ride, but be warned, you will probably get a bit wet on this ride. My one go now was my only go on this all day.

Avalanche
This Mack Rides Bobsled coaster has been operating at Blackpool Pleasure Beach since 22 June 1988, the same year as the RCCGB started. According to the RCDB, it is one of five coasters of this model currently operating worldwide. Avalanche has a track length of 1490' (454.2 m) and no inversions. I remained quiet and totally relaxed for the entire journey. As far as I'm concerned, it's not scary at all; more a gentle rest ride. My one go now was my only go on here all day.

Grand National ERS
It was now time for our ERS on the Resort's classic twin track Möbius racing wooden coaster Grand National. This was built by Philadelphia Toboggan Coasters, Inc. and has been operating since 1935. According to the RCDB, its maximum height of 62' (18.9 m) makes it the tallest of the five wooden coasters at Blackpool Pleasure Beach, but only the third tallest currently operating wooden coaster in the UK. Due to the way the coaster is designed, on one go you depart from one platform and return to the station on the opposite platform. The platform you depart from at the start of your ride dictates which lift hill (left or right facing upwards) your train ascends. Doing a complete circuit of the track back to where you get on would require two consecutive goes without getting off in between. Consequently you could class this coaster as two coasters. Coaster-Count classes it as two coasters; whereas Ride Count classes the whole thing as one coaster.

The Grand National ERS was billed to run from 16:00 to 17:00. When I got there soon after 16:00 the ERS was already under way. I had to show my trip badge to gain access to this coaster. During the ERS I had time for three goes.

First go (left lift hill): I sat in the blue train which climbed the left lift hill. Opponent red train on the right lift hill. Along the way I sang "Giddy up giddy up brave prince" and shouted "Giddy up, we want our train to win". Despite that, the red train won and the blue train which I was on lost, worse luck!

Second go (right lift hill):I sat in the maroon train which ascended the right lift hill. Opponent green train on the left lift hill. Again I sang "Giddy up giddy up brave prince" and shouted "Giddy up, people have got their money bet on this train". Result the maroon train (my train) won, whereas the green train lost. Wonderful!

Third go (left lift hill): I sat in the blue train which went up the left lift hill. Opponent red train on the right lift hill. Yet again I sang "Giddy up giddy up brave prince" and shouted "Giddy up, we want our train to win". Just like my first go, the red train won and the blue train which I was on lost, typical! My impression was that if you had the blue train going up the left lift hill against the red train on the right lift hill, the red train was always going to win.

Altogether another fun ERS. Although I was disappointed that the opposing train beat my train on two of my goes, at least my train won on one of my three goes.

Early Evening Free Time
After the ERS ended at 17:00, members returned to their hotels to relax and prepare for the evening, or rode until ride closing time of 18:00. During that one remaining hour that the rides were open to the public, I managed to ride the following.

Wild Mouse
So far I'd ridden four of the five wooden roller coasters at least once each: Blue Flyer, Nickelodeon Streak, Big Dipper, Grand National (both lift hills). That just left one more wooden coaster for me to ride, the Wild Mouse. Due to its close proximity to Grand National, it made sense to ride that next, and thankfully the waiting time was fairly short. According to the Roller Coaster Database, this wooden mouse coaster was built in-house by Frank Wright, and has been operating since 1958. When it was my turn I got into car number 2 (Mousey). The car climbed the lift hill, and worked its way downwards through several sharp hairpin bends along the way. This made for quite a rough ride. I noticed AIRtime on the dips near the end. This was my only go on Wild Mouse all day, but once was enough to give me the satisfaction of having ridden all five wooden coasters at Blackpool Pleasure Beach in one day.

Grand Prix
A car ride, whereby the cars run on what resembles a giant Scalextric track. I sat in car number 11, and was taken down the spiral (like in a multi-storey car park), towards Big One and back, then up the spiral back to the station. Depending on your take of things, you could perhaps class it as a coaster, considering it has ride cars which run on a track, that spirals down and uphill. What do you think? Coaster or not coaster? Although quite a tame ride really, it was worth one go to say I'd been on it this trip.

I wanted to ride Revolution next if I could, and the easiest way there was via Nickelodeon Land. Whilst passing through Nickelodeon Land, I pictures of me taken with some of the characters.

Revolution
So far I still hadn't ridden Revolution, and I was determined to ride it before closing time. This Arrow Dynamics Launched Loop sit down steel coaster has been operating at Blackpool Pleasure Beach since 1979. It was originally called Revolution from 1979 to sometime in the 1990s. From then until 2011 it was called Irn-Bru Revolution. Early 2012 the orange structure was repainted grey and the ride reverted to its original name Revolution. The train set off, went downhill, around the vertical loop, uphill and along a flat section where it suddenly ground to an abrupt halt. After a brief pause, the train went backwards through the loop until it was back at the station. Wow, a fast and thrilling ride, but I'm not sure whether going forwards or backwards was better. As much as I enjoyed this very much, I limited myself to just one go, because from the stairs I noticed Steeplechase was running again and I wanted to have one more go on it before closing time.

Steeplechase
It was now getting close to ride closing time, but I managed to get past the entrance and queue for Steeplechase. Unfortunately only the red and green lanes were now running. The yellow lane, which I really wanted to ride (having missed it during the morning ERS) was now chained off. Never mind, I queued for the green lane. When I finally set off I sang "Giddy up giddy up brave prince" and called out "Giddy up, people have bet their money on you". My horse won, and the rider on the red track entered the station after me.

Bonus Big One ERS
Due to the problems with Big One during the morning ERS, a bonus evening ERS on Big One was arranged to run from 18:00 to 19:00. I began by having two goes. Having had a few off-ride photos of me taken nearby, I enjoyed two more goes on Big One. With the time now after 18:50, I really wanted to leave the Park and go to the Paradise Room to prepare for the evening, but the staff said we would all have to wait in the vicinity of Big One and leave as a group. Since Big One was still running I had one more go, which ended up being my final ride of the day. By now the ride attendants were gradually bagging up seats from the back towards the front between train runs. Altogether another amazing unexpected ERS, it was great to begin and end the day on the Big One.

Summary of my day in order of activity

Morning ERS: Big One 1, Steeplechase 3 (red track 1, green track 2), Blue Flyer 1

Blue Flyer 1
Nickelodeon Streak 2
Big Dipper 1
Infusion 2
River Caves 1

Lunch in the Paradise Room

Valhalla 1
Flying Machines 1
Wallace & Gromit Thrill-O-Matic 1
Dora's World Voyage 1
SpongeBob's Splash Bash 1
Avalanche 1

Afternoon ERS: Grand National 3 (left lift hill, right lift hill, left lift hill)

Wild Mouse 1
Grand Prix 1
Revolution 1
Steeplechase 1 (green track 1)

Bonus Evening ERS: Big One 5

Cumulative Summary of My Rides (ERSs and Free Time Combined)

Ride
Total
Avalanche
1
Big Dipper
1
Big One
6
Blue Flyer
2
Dora's World Voyage
1
Flying Machines
1
Grand National
3
Grand Prix
1
Infusion
2
Nickelodeon Streak
2
Revolution
1
River Caves
1
SpongeBob's Splash Bash
1
Steeplechase
4
Valhalla
1
Wallace & Gromit Thrill-O-Matic
1
Wild Mouse
1
TOTAL
30

Altogether a great day's riding, once again I managed to ride all five wooden coasters in one day. It's a pity I only had one go on Big One in the morning ERS, but thankfully made up for that with five goes in the unexpected evening Big One ERS. Also it's a pity ride Ice Blast yet again. That left me determined to ride it Sunday.

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Day Two - Saturday 26 April (evening)

Coaster Crazy Show
After the bonus ERS ended, I finally left the Pleasure Beach at 19:15. Without further ado I went straight to the Paradise Room to prepare for the evening. Having climbed the spiral stairs at Noah's Ark end, I was able to enter the Paradise Room straightaway as the doors at the top of the stairs were open. There was no time for me to have a rehearsal, but I felt I didn't need one. However I put on my outfit for the evening, chose my seat and set up my camcorder and tripod. I also bought myself a drink, and something to eat.

Around 19:45 the doors opened to members not taking part. This year's theme was Spooky, and many dressed in something spooky or horror themed. I wore a navy T-shirt with "Kapow!" on it (which I originally bought July 2013 to wear ordinarily as a T-shirt and had already worn a few times last summer), a pair of black sports shorts (which I normally wear for circuit training at Bath Sports Centre) and a black Halloween cape. I also still had the red stained white gloves and red mask from the Lordi act last year (although I didn't wear the mask much during the evening). Therefore the only thing I bought purposely for the 2014 Coaster Crazy Show was the Halloween cape early November 2013.

Show Opener: Alan Chilvers, Paul Heaney, Emma Erangey
At 20:20 the show began with "Music of the Night". This was followed by something much livelier, a bit of Monster Mash. Finally Alan Chilvers, Paul Heaney, Emma Erangey and several others danced to Thriller. An excellent opening to a spooky themed evening.

Welcome: Andy Hine
When the above act ended, Nev appeared to give his opening speech, including some jokes.

Act 1: The Sheppards - "Grim Grinning Ghosts"
The Sheppards appeared from behind the curtains, All four were perched above columns to create a ghostly look as they sang "Grim grinning ghosts come out to socialize". Blue lighting beamed towards them completed the spooky look. Throughout the song they stayed in one position. At the end the lighting was increased as Nev announced who they were.

Shocking
Nev called Ryan Hackett on stage to hypnotise him. Nev told Ryan that whenever he said wood or Rattler, Ryan would feel an electric shock. Towards the end Nev told Ryan that when he wakes, he will no longer ride wooden coasters, and his favourite ride will be the monorail.

Act 2: The Coaster Kids - "Coaster Busters"
Four girls who have been in the Gong Show the last couple of years, and who performed a billed act for the first time last year. This year they were back to perform a billed act: their own rewritten version of "Ghostbusters", accompanied by a fifth member who was younger. The Coaster Kids' version was called "Coaster Busters". As well as the change to the title, a few other lyrics were replaced with coaster related words, e.g. "I ain't afraid of no rides".

Game 1: Kids' Gopher
It was now time for the first of tonight's games, this one solely for children under 14. Ten children entered at the start. When called, they ran into the audience to fetch an item specified by Nev, e.g. hotel key, camera. The time it took all the children to find the required item varied considerably. Each time they returned there was one less chair, forcing the child unable to find a seat out, just like musical chairs.

Here is the complete list of items the children were asked to get:
Club or coaster T-shirt
Club programme
Belt
Hotel key
Any coaster club membership card
Anything spooky not on you
Camera (not mobile phone)
New style club lanyard
Final: any item of underwear (this was disqualified as the person it belonged to took it from a bag)
Replacement final item: Blackpool Bash first timer

Act 3: CJ (Ella & Molly) - "Jai Ho"
Two girls who were one of the two winning acts in last year's Gong Show. This time Ella & Molly were back to perform a billed act, in which they danced to "Jai Ho".

During CJ's act I went back stage to prepare for the Gong Show. I took off my Halloween cape and "Kapow!" T-shirt and put on my Bath Half Family Fun Run 2014 T-shirt as I felt that would be more appropriate attire for my act. However I kept the same pair of black sports shorts on.

The Gong Show
It was now time for the famous Gong Show, which consisted of eight acts.

Gong Act 1: Dan Ould HORN WENT
First to perform was Dan Ould. From the moment Nev announced his name, the audience started booing. Luckily Dan had the chance to get on stage and juggle balls, but it wasn't long before the horn went.

Gong Act 2: Stuart Pope HORN WENT
Next, Stuart Pope appeared on stage dressed as a milkman; he even had a crate containing a bottle of milk. He sang a song, which attracted clapping and booing. After singing for quite some time, the horn eventually went.

Gong Act 3: Ryan Hackett HORN WENT
Third to perform was Ryan Hackett singing a parodised version of "Don't Worry Be Happy". Ryan showed a series of flashcards to the audience. Eventually the horn went. For some reason Nev let Ryan perform a bit more, but the horn soon went again and this time Ryan left the stage.

Gong Act 4: Alice & Harry
Now for two children dressed in skeleton outfits. They danced to "My Heart Skips A Beat" (Ollly Murs), and despite some booing, they made it to the end without the horn going.

Gong Act 5: Death HORN WENT
An unexpected act put in at the last minute, but as soon as Nev announced his name the horn went before he even had the chance to start!

Gong Act 6: Barry Frost HORN WENT
Next, Barry Frost appeared on stage to give a spoken monologue. He quickly attracted a lot of booing and it wasn't much longer before the horn went.

Gong Act 7: Ellis Williams HORN WENT
The penultimate act of the Gong Show, Ellis Williams entered the stage to do a dance. At the start he stood still and looked nervous. Anyway he attracted loud cheering. As the song in the background went on, Ellis stood on the spot rotating left and right, and moving his arms. Whether or not one can call that dancing is up to you to decide. Eventually the audience started booing him, and shortly afterwards the horn went. This is the first time I've ever known Nev blow the horn when a child is performing in the Gong Show.

Gong Act 8: Nemesis Nick
Now it was my turn to perform in the Gong Show; I entered the stage wearing my Bath Half Family Fun Run 2014 T-shirt and carrying a blue football. At the start I announced my plan to do a series of exercises that I do during circuit training sessions at Bath Sports Centre. At this point I began my series of exercises, although my chosen music track, "The Power" by Snap began part way through the second exercise. The sequence of exercises was star jumps, wood chopper, press ups, Greek get-ups, squats, burpees, round the world plank, squat thrusts, lunges, tuck jumps, forward plank. At this point Nev announced that I'd reached the end of the routine without the horn going.

Vote for Best Act
Top two: Alice & Harry, Nemesis Nick
Winner: Nemesis Nick

Vote for Worst Act
Bottom two: Death, Nemesis Nick
Ultimate worst: Nemesis Nick

After this freak result, Nev announced "Nick, you have the strange accolade of being the best, and worst act of the night". Once the Gong Show was over, I put my "Kapow!" T-shirt and Halloween cape back on for the rest of the evening.

Act 4: Liberty Williams – "Put A Spell On You"
Back to the billed acts next. Libby Williams entered the stage, dressed as a witch, to sing the spooky song "Put A Spell On You". When she finished her act she attracted much cheering and applause.

Game 2: Bang!
The second game of the night, for three adult couples. The aim was to win a weekend for two at the Big Blue Hotel. The couples were Jan and Shaun, Taylor and Jean, Sarah and Paul. When told, those in the audience had to open the envelope on their table and inflate the enclosed balloons as quickly as possible. On stage the three couples had to burst as many balloons as possible in one minute. Firstly the ladies each had to collect a balloon, take it back and burst it by hugging their partner. Afterwards it was the three men's to collect a balloon and take it back to their partner. Thereafter the ladies and gents alternately collected and burst balloons until the minute was up. The winning couple, Dan and Shaun went on to try and win a prize. Out of three choices, they chose track C. When the prizes were read out on the sound system, Dan and Shaun had to shout stop on the one they wanted. After several prizes were read out, Dan and Shaun shouted stop when they heard "Hotel Break", and thus they won a weekend for two at the Big Blue Hotel.

Act 5: Carl May – "Fire"
Now for the other Gong Show 2013 winner, Carl May was back this year to sing "Fire" as a billed act. Naturally his performance was enhanced by a smoke machine and red lighting.

Thank you message: Andy Hine
At this point Nev reappeared to give a closing speech. He welcomed back all those who had taken part during the evening. One slight variation on previous years was that the stage went down to form a dance floor before the finale.

Act 6: Finale - "Time Warp"
The grand finale to the evening was Damian's version of "Time Warp". Those who performed billed or Gong Show acts were asked to bring members of the audience of the dance floor to dance "Time Warp" together.

After Show Party
Once Time Warp finished, there was a seamless transition into the after-show disco. One hour of non-stop hits, starting with the usual "Get The Party Started", followed by the spooky songs "Ghostbusters" and "Thriller". The usual songs "YMCA" (Village People), "Glad All Over", Can-Can, "The Locomotion" etc. were also included. Towards the end the following five songs were played in full:

Gangnam Style
Dancing Lasha Tumbai (Ryan and co appeared on stage just in front of the curtains doing the actions)
Amarillo
Always Look On The Bright Side of Life
New York

Finally the Warner Brothers cartoon "That's all folks" marked the end of the disco.

When the disco ended, all those who had dressed up assembled in front of the curtains for the group photo. After that members were asked to pack up and leave as quickly as possible. I collected my belongings from my dressing room, along with my other items at the table where I sat much of the show. Around 23:30 I finally left the Paradise Room via the spiral stairs with Happy Helen and Sophia Jones, and was back at my hotel a few minutes later.

Summary of Evening

Show Opener: Alan Chilvers, Paul Heaney, Emma Erangey and others - "Music of the Night", "Monster Mash", "Thriller"
Welcome: Andy Hine
Act 1: The Sheppards - "Grim Grinning Ghosts"
Shocking - Nev and Ryan Hackett
Act 2: The Coaster Kids - "Coaster Busters"
Game 1: Kids' Gopher
Act 3: CJ (Ella & Molly) - "Jai Ho"

The Gong Show
1: Dan Ould - juggling horn went
2: Stuart Pope - singing horn went
3: Ryan Hackett - singing horn went
4: Alice & Harry - dancing to "My Heart Skips A Beat"
5: Death - did not have chance to start horn went
6: Barry Frost - spoken monologue horn went
7: Ellis Williams - dancing horn went
8: Nemesis Nick - circuit training exercises

Top two: Alice & Harry, Nemesis Nick; outright winner: Nemesis Nick
Bottom two: Death, Nemesis Nick; Ultimate worst: Nemesis Nick

Act 4: Liberty Williams – "Put A Spell On You"
Game 2: Bang!
Act 5: Carl May – "Fire"
Thank you message: Andy Hine
Act 6: Finale - "Time Warp"

After Show Party (Disco)

Group photo

Altogether an excellent evening of entertainment; although performed by RCCGB members I think it was better than Friday night's entertainment. For me it was great to perform a series of circuit training exercises in the Gong Show, but being voted the best and worst act left me confused to say the least! The after show disco provided a lively end to the evening.

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Day Three - Sunday 27 April

First Thing
After an action packed Saturday I awoke at 7:00, put on my RCCGB 20th anniversary T-shirt, packed and felt thirsty for more. Although I asked for breakfast at the official time of 9:00, I turned up a few minutes early. Once again, I could have had a full English breakfast, but chose beans on toast as a lighter alternative.

Initial Meet-Up
Having left my hotel just after 9:30 I walked to the Pleasure Beach as quickly as possible. A few minutes later I got to the Casino Tower. Everyone was waiting inside the tower on the ground floor this time. This was my first time ever of having a Sunday wristband and I wasn't sure where to exchange my voucher for a wristband. It didn't take me long to spot that I had to go to the main desk, where I was issued my wristband and gate pass. When it was almost time to enter the Park, Nev told us the ERS would be on three coasters: Big Dipper and Wild Mouse, plus the surprise coaster Avalanche.

Morning ERS
At 10:00 the Club entered through the gates and headed in the direction of Big Dipper for the morning ERS.

Big Dipper
I began the ERS by riding Big Dipper; I had four goes, each of which gave plenty of AIRtime. Of those, my third go was in seat 2/8, that seat was a bit rough for my liking. Thankfully my other three goes, which were in other rows on the train, were considerably less rough.

Avalanche
At this point I went across the Park to Avalanche, and had time to enjoy one go on this Bobsled coaster. Having left the ride, the entrance doors were closed.

Wild Mouse
I hurried to the Wild Mouse, and got there just in time for the last go of the ERS. As expected this was quite a rough ride, with AIRtime on the drops.

Summary of my rides this ERS: Big Dipper 4, Avalanche 1, Wild Mouse 1. Who beat me on that?

After ERS
The 2014 Blackpool Bash was to all intents and purposes over when the ERS finished at 11:30. No further events (e.g. lunch, later ERS) were scheduled for Sunday. Members with Sunday wristbands stayed and continued riding. Those without Sunday wristbands left and went straight home (perhaps stopping at another park en route) or visited other Blackpool attractions. Being as I had a Sunday wristband for the first time ever, I continued riding until closing time of 17:00. During the rest of the day I enjoyed plenty more rides, however I didn't re-ride Big Dipper, Avalanche or Wild Mouse the rest of the day.

Ghost Train
My first ride after the ERS was the Ghost Train. Despite attending every Blackpool Bash since 2008, this is one of my least used rides at Blackpool Pleasure Beach; my only previous goes on this were once during the Blackpool Bash 2008 and once during the Blackpool Bash 2011. This ghost train has up and down hill sections, so can this be classed as a coaster? I sat in car 2. My one go on this now was my only go all day.

Alice Ride
Another ride I've hardly ridden at Blackpool Pleasure Beach is the Alice Ride, so I was determined to ride it now having previously had just one go on it during the Saturday of the 2008 Blackpool Bash. This fantasy ride transports riders through an Alice In Wonderland / Through The Looking Glass themed building, featuring characters from the story. As I neared the front of the queue I met Phil and Jackie from the RCCGB so we shared a ride car, they sat in the front row and I sat in the back row. Interestingly the ride cars run on a track, which has mild undulations, so can one class this as a coaster? I only had one go on this now, which turned out to be my only go all day.

Afterwards I had my photo taken on the seat with the two Alice in Wonderland characters, and nearby had my photo taken with Phil and Jackie

Derby Racer
I decided to ride Derby Racer next as this located close to Alice Ride. Derby Racer can best be described as a giant version of galloping horses. This was my first go on this since the Saturday of the 2011 Blackpool Bash, as I didn't ride it in 2012 or 2013. Not a particularly thrilling ride, but it was worth one go now to say I'd been on it for the first time since 2011.

Ice Blast
Another ride I've hardly ridden at Blackpool Pleasure Beach, I've previously ridden it twice on the Saturday of the 2008 Blackpool Bash and once on the 2010 Blackpool Bash. For various reasons I didn't get round to riding it during the Blackpool Bashes of 2011, 2012 and 2013. This is a shame as this S&S Worldwide Space Shot ride, is one of the best thrill rides in the Pleasure Beach. Having missed it yet again on Saturday this year, I was determined to ride it Sunday. Its seat unit wraps around its 210 feet (64 metres) tall tower. I had to wait a bit to get on this but it was well worth the wait. Once seated and harnessed in, a blast of air sent the seat unit to the top of the tower. After a short delay, the seat unit dropped to the ground again, its descent somehow slowed as it neared the ground. Wow, an amazing ride experience! Even so, this one go now was my only go on here all day, but at least one go was better than none in order to break the drought of not having ridden it since April 2010.

Grand National
Now for the Grand National, and I was determined to ride both lift hills once each. Unlike during the RCCGB ERS Saturday afternoon, when four trains were running, there were only two trains running today, those being the maroon and green trains. Even so, the waiting time was considerably shorter than during the Saturday afternoon ERS. As it happened, I ended up having three goes. Unlike during the Saturday afternoon ERS, I sat quietly during the ERS and didn't sing or shout "Giddy up" on the ride.

First go (left lift hill): I sat in the maroon train which went up the left lift hill. Opponent green train on the right lift hill.

Second go (right lift hill): I sat in the maroon train which ascended the right lift hill. Opponent green train on the left lift hill. The maroon train (my train) won, whereas the green train lost.

Third go (right lift hill): I sat in the maroon train which climbed the right lift hill. Opponent green train on the left lift hill. This time I spotted Happy Helen and Sophia Jones on the green train. The maroon train (my train) won, whereas the green train lost. After this go Helen, Sophia and I exited Grand National together.

Derby Racer
At this point Sophia and Helen didn't have much time left in the Pleasure Beach as they had to leave soon to begin their coach journey home. They wanted one more ride, with a short queue, before leaving, and I wanted to ride with them if possible. Derby Racer happened to be walk-on at the time, so we all agreed to ride this together. I sat on the horse nearest the centre. Working outwards, Sophia and Helen sat on the two neighbouring horses. Although not a particularly thrilling ride, it was great for Helen, Sophia and me to ride together before they had to leave.

After leaving Derby Racer, I briefly spoke to Helen and Sophia before they left. Shortly afterwards I met Planenut by Grand National, he was about to leave to catch the RCCGB Bash Bus home. I had my photo taken with him before he left.

Mid-Afternoon Snack
The time was now 14:15 and I felt like something to eat. From a kiosk nearby I bought myself a hot dog. Following my mid-afternoon snack I went into Nickelodeon Land.

SpongeBob's Splash Bash
I put on my all-in-one splashsuit to ride SpongeBob's Splash Bash. Just like when I rode this on Saturday, other riders squirted me with water, but since my splashsuit covered my arms, body and legs it didn't matter where I got squirted. A fun ride, but I limited myself to just one go.

Dora's World Voyage
Next I had one go on Dora's World Voyage. Just like when I rode it Saturday afternoon, the boat sailed around the canal through differently themed zones: France, Russia, Tanzania and China.

Rugrats Lost River
Formerly known as Beaver Creek Log Flume, this log flume was re-themed and renamed Rugrats Lost River for inclusion in Nickelodeon Land in 2011. Being as I already had my splashsuit on, it made sense for me to ride this next. I got into a log, which went along the canal, around the u-bend, up the lift hill (stopping briefly part way up), and after reaching the summit went down the shute to land with a mighty splash. My only regret was not putting my hood up, thus some water ran down the inside of the back of my splashsuit. As soon as I left the ride, I had my photo taken nearby before taking my splashsuit off.

Nickelodeon Streak
Determined to ride all five wooden coasters during the course of Sunday, I headed for Nickelodeon Streak next. The waiting time for this wooden coaster was short, when I got on the train I sat in the third row. Afterwards I decided to have a second go, this time in the back row.

The Krusty Krab Order Up
Formerly Fruit Shoot The Ride in the Beaver Creek section until 2010, this Moser Rides drop tower was re-themed and renamed The Krusty Krab Order Up for inclusion in Nickelodeon Land in 2011. It has two seat units (one each side of the tower). Obviously this is only a baby tower compared to the Ice Blast, quite a quite a tame ride really. Just like any other Moser Rides drop tower I've been on elsewhere, the seat unit went up and down a few times and that was it, nothing scary about it. I only had one go on this.

At this point I saw two Nickelodeon Land characters and had my photo taken with them.

Blue Flyer
So far I had ridden Big Dipper, Wild Mouse, Grand National (both lift hills) and Nickelodeon Streak at least once each. That left just one more wooden coaster for me to ride, Blue Flyer. Without further ado I enjoyed two goes on the Park's smallest woodie Blue Flyer. The waiting time was minimal for both goes. Interestingly this happened to be the first wooden coaster I rode Saturday and last wooden coaster I rode Sunday.

Whilst riding Blue Flyer I spotted Dora near Dora's World Voyage. Having left Blue Flyer, I had my photo taken with Dora, despite already having had my picture taken with her Saturday. This time I deliberately showed my RCCGB 20th anniversary T-shirt in the photo.

Avatar Airbender
This Zamperla Disko is one of the new rides introduced as part of Nickelodeon Land in 2011. Riders sit at the edge of a giant disk facing outwards. The disk spins whilst travelling a u-shaped track back and forth. In my opinion, the ride experience was no different to any other Zamperla Disko I've ridden elsewhere. A fun ride, but once was enough; just like any other Disko there's no way I could take two goes straight off. This was my last Nickelodeon Land ride of the day.

Steeplechase
My next stop was the three tracked racing roller coaster Steeplechase, with the intention of having at least one go. Only the red and yellow lanes were operating; the central green lane was closed off. Being as I missed the yellow lane on Saturday, I queued for the yellow lane this time. Unlike Saturday, I remained quiet on this ride this time. I limited myself to just one go as there were other rides I wanted to go on before closing time.

Big One
Now for the tallest coaster of all, the Big One. Unlike Saturday, only one train was operating on Sunday. I faced a few train loads wait to get on this, but it was worth the wait. Just like on Saturday, the train exited the station, went through the Pepsi can tunnel, up the lift hill, down the steep first drop, over the subsequent undulations and back to the station. All this made for a mega fun ride, but I limited myself to one go as there were still other rides I wanted to go on afterwards.

Revolution
The looping steel coaster which I was equally determined to ride in the remaining available time. Once seated, the train set off, went downhill, around the vertical loop, uphill and along a flat section where it suddenly ground to an abrupt halt. After a brief pause, the train went backwards through the loop until it was back at the station. Wow, a fast and thrilling ride, but again I deliberately limited myself to one go as I still wanted to try and fit in a go on Infusion.

Infusion
There was still time for me to ride this inverted steel coaster. Although only one train was operating, I managed to get straight on to the second row. The lift hill, first drop, vertical loop and other thrilling elements collectively made for an exciting ride. Having exited the station, I managed to re-enter and have one more ride, this time in the back row, before closing time. Wow, an amazing ride to round off my second day of riding at Blackpool Pleasure Beach. Once my second go was over, the rides were closed, and it was time for me to head for the Pleasure Beach exit.

Summary of my day in order of activity

Morning ERS: Big Dipper 4, Avalanche 1, Wild Mouse 1

Ghost Train 1
Alice Ride 1
Derby Racer 1
Ice Blast 1
Grand National 3 (left lift hill, right lift hill, right lift hill)
Derby Racer 1

Mid-afternoon snack

SpongeBob's Splash Bash 1
Dora's World Voyage 1
Rugrats Lost River 1
Nickelodeon Streak 2
The Krusty Krab Order Up 1
Blue Flyer 2
Avatar Airbender 1
Steeplechase yellow 1
Big One 1
Revolution 1
Infusion 2

Cumulative Summary of My Rides (ERSs and Free Time Combined)

Ride
Total
Alice Ride
1
Avalanche
1
Avatar Airbender
1
Big Dipper
4
Big One
1
Blue Flyer
2
Derby Racer
2
Dora's World Voyage
1
Ghost Train
1
Grand National
3
Ice Blast
1
Infusion
2
Nickelodeon Streak
2
Revolution
1
Rugrats Lost River
1
SpongeBob's Splash Bash
1
Steeplechase
1
The Krusty Krab Order Up
1
Wild Mouse
1
TOTAL
28

Altogether another great day's riding, for me it was extra special to stay in the Pleasure Beach after the ERS and ride until Sunday closing time for the first time having attended the RCCGB Blackpool Bash every year since 2008.

Sunday Early Evening
I finally left the Pleasure Beach at 17:10 As I left I saw Chris Fletcher, Death, Ianto Gulliver and Gareth Arkell standing outside the entrance. Evidently they must have stayed in the Pleasure Beach all day just like me. I had my photo taken with Ianto. Without further ado I returned to my hotel briefly to collect my luggage. Having left the hotel for the last time I walked to the seafront, hoping to catch a tram from South Pier towards North Pier. Unfortunately when I got to the seafront I saw a tram on South Pier tram stop, and by the time I got to that stop it had gone. The next tram was due at 17:36, but before then I saw a bus going along the promenade in the direction of North Pier, so got on that instead. Having left the bus at North Pier I walked to nearby Market Street Diner where I had fish, chips and mushy peas. Afterwards I fancied an ice cream, ironically I ended up walking back to North Pier to get a Carte d'Or 1 scoop ice cream; I chose caramel ice cream.

Journey Home
Without further ado I walked to Blackpool North station. I arrived with adequate time to enjoy a small Americano in Pumpkin café before catching the 18:44 train to Preston. From Preston I caught a connecting train to Birmingham New Street, followed by a train to Bristol Temple Meads and finally a train to Bath Spa. I finally reached home around 23:30.

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Outro

Highlights
Meeting members I'd met on previous Club trips again (including Andy and Christine Hine, Alan Chilvers, Barry Frost, Death, Emerald Evans, Happy Helen, Sophia Jones, Mary and Andy Knight, Planenut, Ryan Hackett, Doug, Charlie, Emily and Lizzie).
Saturday morning ERS on Big One, Steeplechase, Blue Flyer.
Saturday afternoon ERS on Grand National.
Unexpected bonus ERS on Big One Saturday early evening.
Sunday ERS on Big Dipper, Wild Mouse and Avalanche.
Having a Sunday wristband and thus riding after the Sunday ERS until closing time for the first time.
Good overall ride count both Saturday and Sunday (during ERSs and normal time).
Riding all five wooden coasters (including both lift hills of Grand National) both Saturday and Sunday)
Two nights of entertainment, plus dancing in the disco Saturday evening.
Dave Maryan's songs Friday evening.
Performing a series of circuit training exercises in the Gong Show Saturday evening, and the freak result that followed!
Dry, mostly sunny weather Saturday and Sunday.

Lowlights
Problems with Big One and Steeplechase Saturday morning (but at least there was a bonus Big One ERS Saturday evening).
Problems with the homeward train journey at Preston Sunday evening, but at least I managed to reach Birmingham New Street in time for my intended connecting train to Bristol.

Summing Up
Another mega excellent weekend away at Blackpool in Granadaland, my seventh Blackpool Bash to-date. It was great riding the Big One, Grand National, Infusion and other rides again, and catching up with other members. Thanks a million to Andy Hine for all the effort involved in organising a trip of this nature. At the Blackpool Bash, the ERSs and other riding are only part of the fun. The other major chunk of the fun includes the Friday evening entertainment, Saturday lunch and Saturday evening Coaster Crazy Show and disco. It was great to be back in the Gong Show, having missed it in 2013, but it seemed really weird to be have the seemingly impossible accolade of best and worst act! Perhaps it's time to overhaul the voting system somehow, so that whoever is voted the winner cannot subsequently be voted the worst act. No wonder Nev says in the Blackpool Bash invite "If you can only make one Club trip this year, make it this one".

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Nemesis Nick at Sandcastle Water Park Blackpool April 2014

Date: Friday 25 April 2014
Venue: Sandcastle Water Park (Blackpool)
Who Went: Just me

Rationale For Trip
As some of you may have gathered, I enjoy water parks, including Splashdown at Tower Park, Poole. Having travelled to Blackpool the afternoon of Thursday 24 April for the RCCGB Blackpool Bash 2014, Friday daytime was an ideal opportunity for me to visit Blackpool's Sandcastle Water Park.

Welcome to Sandcastle Water Park
Just like Pleasure Beach Resort the rest of the weekend, it was only a short walk from the hotel where I stayed to Sandcastle Water Park. When I reached the foyer around 10:30 Balula the monkey was greeting visitors as they entered. At the reception I paid the extra £6 for a Hyperzone wristband, which covers the Master Blaster, Sidewinder, Montazooma and Aztec Falls.

In the Pool Area
Once past the foyer, bar and changing rooms, the water park itself is vast. Since fifth visit to-date, I remembered the layout quite well. When I entered the pool area approximately 10:45, I began with the Sidewinder.

Sidewinder
One of the four Hyperzone slides, this requires use of a tyre. There was no wait at the bottom for a tyre, but there was a short queue for the launch point at the top. When it was my turn I sat in my tyre on the launch platform, waiting to be pushed over the edge. There's a very steep drop (a long way down) into a ravine. Following the first drop, you go quite a long way up the other side, then down and back up the side you first came down, and so forth until you run out of momentum and grind to a halt at the bottom of the ravine, before exiting. Wow! Going back and forth made for a thrilling ride.

When I finally left the Sidewinder, there was only a very short for a tyre, so I decided to have a second go. This time I faced a slightly longer queue at the top. This time I felt more relaxed about sliding Sidewinder. Unfortunately this time around, I lost grip of the left handle on the first drop, and couldn't regrip, so at the bottom I lost the tyre completely but continued on up the other side and down as before on my bottom, without the tyre. When I got off the lifeguard noticed my left elbow bleeding, so I had to go to the first aid room. Fortunately they only had to clean it up and put a plaster over it, I was feeling alright to go back to sliding afterwards.

Master Blaster
After all that, I didn't fancy another go on Sidewinder just yet, so instead I decided to try the Master Blaster instead. Master Blaster is another Hyperzone slide, also requiring use of a tyre. When I passed the landing point there was no queue for tyres, but there was a queue for the launch point. Master Blaster is 250 metres in length and seems to go on for ever; there are several uphill sections. Part way along, you go through a tube slide, which exits the building, spirals around and re-enters the building. That's the blue spiral tube you can see sticking out of the left front corner of the building. Towards the end there's a final climb and a very steep final drop into the landing tray. Altogether a thrilling ride, one of the best in the water park, and worth the wait.

When I landed I decided to have a second go. This time the queue for the launch point was a little longer, but the ride experience was nonetheless well worth the wait. At the end of my second go I left the Master Blaster to go on something else.

The launch point for Master Blaster has a label on its side with the following information:
Aqua Leisure International
Master Blaster Ride
Commissioned April 2006

One important question: the Master Blaster is described as a rollercoaster water slide, in fact it claims to be the world's longest indoor rollercoaster water slide, but does that mean it's a rollercoaster or not?

Aztec Falls
One of the two Hyperzone slides which opened in February 2012; this requires use of a tyre. On this occasion I was able to collect a tyre without having to queue. Having collected a tyre, I had to go up some steps, into a tunnel which had some special effect at the entrance, through the tunnel and up several flights of stairs to the top of a tower which was built when the Montazooma and Aztec Falls slides were installed. As I neared the top, there were two queues: one for Montazooma and one for Aztec Falls. The Aztec Falls queue tailed back a considerable distance down the stairs. When it was my turn, I had to sit on my tyre (just like Master Blaster and Sidewinder). This was amazing, I went down a dark closed tube slide. Halfway down I entered a giant bowl, and was whirled at speed once around the outer edge, followed by once around the inner edge into another dark tube slide which took me the rest of the way to the slide exit. Another exciting ride, definitely worth waiting for, but I only had one go for now.

Montazooma
The other Hyperzone slide which opened in February 2012. This slide requires a special mat with handles and a curved front. On this occasion no-one was waiting for a mat, therefore I was able to just take one. Having taken a mat, I had to go through the same tunnel and up the same stairs as I did for Aztec Falls, until I joined the back of the long Montazooma queue When I reached the launch point I had to place the special mat, curved end facing forwards, on the slide top and lie on the mat head first on my belly, holding the handles at the curved end. Once launched I set off really quickly, and continued quite fast all the way to the end. Altogether fast and fun slide.

Since there was still no-one waiting for a mat at the bottom, I kept the mat and went back up the stairs for a second go.

Aztec Falls
Back to Aztec Falls next. Once again I was able to just take a tyre and go up the stairs to join the queue for the slide. The slide was just as much fun as earlier, but I only had one go for now.

After that, I tried some of the non-Hyperzone slides, starting with Thunder Falls.

Thunder Falls Water Slides
Two water slides, one is blue and one is yellow. These are mostly open top, however there's a short covered bit on the yellow slide midway. Both are fairly slow and quite long, thus they give long, gentle, relaxing rides. I enjoyed the blue and yellow in sequence four times over.

Treetops Water Chutes
A set of three wavy slides side by side, thus three sliders can race each other. Looking from the top, the left hand slide is blue, the centre one is yellow and the right hand one is red. These were made by Aqua Leisure International, commissioned 2004. Unlike the slides I'd been on so far, the Treetops Water Chutes were walk-on. I enjoyed these three wavy slides twice each in the following order: blue, yellow, red, blue, yellow, red.

Duelling Dragons
Two fast closed tube slides, which are classed as White Knuckle Slides, but they're not part of Hyperzone. On this occasion bathers wanting to slide these had to wait by the lifeguard's viewing position beside the landing pool, as there wasn't a lifeguard at the launch point. The queuing time for these slides was really short, at worst three in front of me. I enjoyed the right and left slides (as viewed facing the entrances from the top) in sequence twice over. These two slides were really fast, and the duration of each slide was quite short.

Sidewinder
Back to the Hyperzone slides next. I now felt ready to brave a few more goes on Sidewinder, after my mishap earlier. I was able to get a tyre without having to wait, however there was a queue for the launch point at the top. When it was my turn I ensured I was gripping both handles tightly before launch, but even so frightened on the first drop I shouted "Oh my God". After the first drop I was more confident about the rest of the ride.

I was determined to try again afterwards and faced a minimal wait for another tyre. Once again I made sure I was gripping both handles tightly at launch, but again felt really frightened and shouted "Oh my God" on the first drop, but felt fine the rest of the ride. This ended up being my last go of the day on Sidewinder, my morning mishap certainly ruined my confidence in the first drop.

Master Blaster
Back to the rollercoaster water slide Master Blaster. There was no wait for tyres at the bottom, however there was a queue for the launch point at the top. Having enjoyed two goes, someone got stuck as I was at the front of the queue at the launch point. Since the slide had to be shut down for several minutes so that a lifeguard could let the stranded sliders out, all I could do was wait. Eventually the slide started again and I was able to enjoy my third go. After that I had one more go, and thankfully there was no similar delay this time.

Aztec Falls
Now for a few more goes on Aztec Falls. When I got there no-one was waiting for a tyre, so I was able to just take one and go through the tunnel and up the stairs. There was a queue for the slide launch point, but it was worth the wait to go down the dark closed tube, around the giant bowl and down the inner slide to the exit. Having landed I was able to keep my tyre to enjoy two more goes, but had to give up the tyre after the third go as others were now waiting for tyres.

Montazooma
Although there was now a queue for Aztec Falls tyres, no-one was waiting for a Montazooma mat, so I was able to take one of the many that were available. When I launched myself, I keeled over and was on my back for a bit, but managed to get on my belly again and remount the mat. Having landed I kept my mat for a second go; this time I kept my elbows in and managed to stay on my belly. The lifeguard asked if I wanted a third go, but I said two was enough for now.

Thunder Falls Water Slides
Now for some more goes on the Thunder Falls Water Slides. The queue was shorter than earlier, and I enjoyed the blue and yellow slides in sequence three times over.

Ushi-Gushi River Creek
A flowing river running anticlockwise. I enjoyed two laps of this river run; I tried swimming breaststroke although the river run was a bit busy to swim properly.

Master Blaster
I returned to the Master Blaster, hoping to have as many goes as possible before closing time. There was no wait for tyres, and the queue at the top was now really short. I enjoyed three goes straight off.

During my next go on Master Blaster my tyre went up against another stationary slider's tyre; that person then went ahead and I thought we'd get the necessary safe spacing for us both to continue to the end, but the slide stopped. The lifeguard had to get us out. We were issued special shoes as we had to walk much of the route; on the uphill sections we had to keep to the edge. The lifeguard told us to slide thorough the spiral tube section (which runs out of the building) on our bottoms; this was slow and difficult with no water running. Eventually we had to leave the slide via the zip exit located before the steep final drop. The lifeguard stayed immediately behind us on the way to this exit. As result this was a void go and thus cannot be counted for slide counting purposes. By the zip exit, I saw the first aider who treated my elbow this morning by that exit.

Although it was now very close to closing time, Master Blaster started again, so I had one more go, and succeeded in reaching the end this time. After that I had to give up my tyre as they weren't letting any more approach it as it was now almost closing time.

Thunder Falls Water Slides
There was still just enough time for me to enjoy one more go on the Thunder Falls Water Slides; I went down the blue slide. Afterwards stairs chained off so I couldn't go up again for a go on yellow slide to balance off. Thus I left with an uneven count of the blue and yellow slide.

With the time now 17:00 an announcement was made: all slides and the pool are now closed, please return to the changing rooms.

One other feature which I missed is the Caribbean Storm Treehouse. This is a play area with a number of features, including water jets you can aim at other bathers, and a giant coconut which gradually fills and tips to spill its contents over you. Although I walked near / through this area from time to time, I didn't actually stand under the coconut or aim the jets this time.

Having changed, whilst exiting the changing rooms and passing through the reception area I deliberately kept my hoody off so as to show my new T-shirt. A few other customers and a member of staff liked the slogan "I'm Not An Adult I'm A Big Kid!".

Summary of my day in order of activity

Sidewinder 2
Master Blaster 2
Aztec Falls 1
Montazooma 2
Aztec Falls 1
Thunder Falls Water Slides blue, yellow, blue, yellow, blue, yellow, blue, yellow
Treetops Water Chutes blue, yellow, red, blue, yellow, red
Duelling Dragons right, left, right, left
Sidewinder 2
Master Blaster 4
Aztec Falls 3
Montazooma 2
Thunder Falls Water Slides blue, yellow, blue, yellow, blue, yellow
2 laps of Ushi-Gushi River Creek
Master Blaster 4
Thunder Falls Water Slides blue

Cumulative Summary of Slides

Slide
Total
Aztec Falls
5
Duelling Dragons left
2
Duelling Dragons right
2
Master Blaster
10
Montazooma
4
Sidewinder
4
Thunder Falls Water Slides blue
8
Thunder Falls Water Slides yellow
7
Treetops Water Chutes blue
2
Treetops Water Chutes red
2
Treetops Water Chutes yellow
2
TOTAL
48

Total 48 slides, plus 2 laps of Ushi-Gushi River Creek

Outro

Highlights
Re-riding the thrilling Hyperzone slides Sidewinder, Master Blaster, Montazooma and Aztec Falls, plus other slides.
High slide count.

Lowlights
Losing my tyre and cutting my left elbow during my second go of the day on Sidewinder.
Getting stuck on Master Blaster late afternoon and having to be released by a lifeguard, thereby rendering this a void go.

Summing Up
Wow, a mega fun visit to the UK's largest indoor water park at Blackpool in Granadaland. By staying in all day, I certainly got my money's worth. Once again I managed to stay in until 17:00 without eating or drinking anything. My big breakfast around 8:30 set me up for the whole day. If you've not yet been there, and you enjoy water parks, I strongly suggest you pay it a visit. In order to get your money's worth, I recommend staying in all day. Going in after the ERS on Sunday of the Blackpool Bash (i.e. around midday) may not give you sufficient time to do Sandcastle Water Park justice. Surprisingly I don't recall seeing anyone else from the RCCGB in there. Being as this was the Blackpool Bash weekend, I'd have thought a few other members who had arrived Thursday evening or Friday early morning for the Blackpool Bash would have taken the opportunity to spend Friday daytime at Sandcastle Water Park, especially riding the Master Blaster rollercoaster water slide.

Thursday, 20 March 2014

Bath Half 2014 Family Fun Run

Date: Sunday 2 March 2014
Venue: Bath
Who Went: Over 920 runners including me

Introduction
On the day of the Bath Half Marathon 2013 I discovered, for the first time, that a 1½ mile Family Fun Run was held in addition to the 13.1 mile Half Marathon. Since it was not possible to just turn up on the day and enter the Fun Run, I regretted not knowing about it much sooner, and immediately intended to enter the Family Fun Run 2014.

The Bath Half Marathon 2014 was due to take place Sunday 2 March 2014. Just like 2013, a much shorter 1½ mile Family Fun Run was also planned for that day. This time I was determined to enter the Family Fun Run 2014, having missed out on it in 2013. Thursday 9 January 2014 I looked at the Bath Half website; although the Half Marathon was now sold out places were available on the Family Fun Run, so I registered for the Family Fun Run.

Race Pack Arrival
My excitement began the last weekend in January when I received an A4 envelope for the Bath Half 2014 Family Fun. It contained the following items:
My number - Fr 509 (this includes a tear-off baggage label which also has the number on)
Bath Half 2014 Half Marathon and Family Fun Run Race Day Guide
IPICO timing chip (in a sealed envelope, not to be opened until race day)
Family Fun Run 2014 T-shirt (size L)
Send a Cow leaflet

I was surprised to receive my race pack that early. Being as the Fun Run was due to take place on Sunday 2 March 2014, I expected my race pack to arrive sometime in February.

Race Day

Before The Race
The big day arrived, Sunday 2 March 2014. From very early on parking suspensions and road closures were in place on the streets of Bath required for the Half Marathon and Family Fun Run. Having put on my Family Fun Run 2014 T-shirt, around 9:30 I set off for the Runners Village, located on the Recreation Ground. There was just one problem, how was one supposed to attach one's number to one's clothes? On the way to the Runners Village, I asked an official, he told me pins were available at the Information Desk. I entered the Runners Village via the main entrance accessible from Bath Sports Centre car park.

Once inside the Runners Village my first stop was the Information Tent, where I managed to get some safety pins to attach my number to my T-shirt. Suddenly it began to rain, the last thing anyone wanted whilst waiting and then running outside. Fortunately the rain soon stopped. Next I headed for the Luggage Tent which was divided into bays; the far left bay was for the Family Fun Run (I left my rucksack there), each of the other bays was for a specified range of Half Marathon runner numbers. Whilst by the Luggage Tent, I spoke to someone else who was running the Family Fun Run. Around the Runners Village I spoke to a few Half Marathon runners; I wished them luck at running 13.1 miles, but said I don't think I could run that far, the 1½ mile Family Fun Run being enough for me. In fact at the time I was uncertain at running 1½ miles. Although I regularly ran various routes of a similar distance alone around the Larkhall area of Bath between spring 1996 and autumn 1997, it was now a long time since I'd run that far along a road; the only running I did between registration and race day was shuttle running during Wednesday evening circuit training sessions at Bath Sports Centre.

By 10:30 runners were asked to proceed to their relevant starting positions. Family Fun Run participants had to assemble in Edward Street before the Half Marathon was due to start at 11:00. I asked an official which way I had to go to get there, but just as I was about to head in that direction I suddenly remembered my timing chip was still in its sealed envelope, in my rucksack, back at the Luggage Tent. Without that, I wouldn't have been recorded in the race results, which would have been a disaster! I raced back to the Luggage Tent and said I needed to get my timing chip from my bag. The officials quickly found my bag, so I was able to get the timing chip out. As I exited the Runners Village again, I fitted my timing chip to my left shoe. Now I was ready to walk to Edward Street, I got there around 10:50. Several other fun runners were also wearing their Family Fun Run 2014 T-shirts, just like me. Whilst waiting I spoke to a few other fun runners about my desire to enter the Family Fun Run 2014. Annoyingly it started raining again, fortunately I managed to stand under someone else's umbrella.

Following the countdown the Half Marathon runners started at 11:00. Whilst waiting in Edward Street, Family Fun Run participants were able to watch the Half Marathon runners go by. I was lucky enough to be standing close to Great Pulteney Street, so I had a clear view of the Half Marathon runners. The white numbered runners passed by, followed by the green numbered runners and finally the orange numbered runners.

Family Fun Run
Once all the Half Marathon runners had passed by the time was around 11:20, and Family Fun Run participants were led to the start line. The officials announced two minutes to the start, followed by one minute to the start. After the ten seconds final countdown, the starting horn sounded and everyone set off.

The Fun Run involved running the first three quarters of a mile of the Half Marathon course, i.e. the east end of Great Pulteney Street, followed by Darlington Street and Pulteney Road, before doing a U-turn to return to the start. I started my own stopwatch when the starting horn sounded, and began running as soon as the runners in front of me had proceeded forwards. Due to there being several runners in front of me before the start, I actually crossed the start line a few seconds after the horn went. Once past the start line, I knew the golden rule was to pace myself and not run too fast to begin with, and not worry about other, faster runners passing me. Everyone had to keep to the right hand side of Darlington Street, to the right of the roundabout at the bottom of Bathwick Hill and to the right of Pulteney Road. Despite my initial concerns about completing the 1½ miles, I found the outward leg fairly easy going, particularly the downhill section of Pulteney Road. As I neared the Family Fun Run turnaround point (the traffic island beneath the railway bridge just past North Parade Road) I could already see some runners starting to head back on the other side of the road. At the turnaround point, officials ensured everyone went around the island, keeping to the right of the island both directions.

After the turnaround point, the return leg seemed much harder, especially as it was uphill part of the way. I thought I would have to slow down to walking pace. Determined to run all the way to the finish line, I looked downwards to give the illusion of flat ground whilst going up the hill. Suddenly I reached the flat bit at the top, and having turned the corner into Great Pulteney Street the end was in sight. I speeded up a little until I crossed the finish line. Wow, I managed to run from start to finish without stopping or resorting to walking part of the way! As soon as I crossed the finish line, I stopped my watch. The time on my own stopwatch was 6 minutes 49.98 seconds. Although I appreciated and understood that was unofficial, it was good enough for me until I could get my official IPICO timing chip time later.

After The Race
Having passed the finish line, I headed back to the Runners Village via Great Pulteney Street. All Family Fun Runners were given a medal and goody bag for completing the course. The next stop was the de-chipping station, where runners removed their timing chip from their shoe and placed it in the bucket. The official times were expected to be published on the Bath Half website during the evening. Naturally I was already eager to know my official time, but for now I was satisfied with my unofficial time I'd measured myself. After that, a professional photographer took my photo, this was to appear on the website later. I collected my rucksack from the Luggage Tent and left the Runners Village via the sports centre car park for the final time. As I exited the Runners Village, I spoke to other runners who had completed the Fun Run. Whilst crossing North Parade Bridge on my way into the city centre, I asked someone to take my photo, here it is. Notice my Family Fun Run 2014 T-shirt, number and medal.

It was now lunchtime so I bought myself a baguette from a sandwich shop in the city centre. Afterwards I walked across Widcombe Footbridge and, whilst eating my lunch, watched the Half Marathon runners running their final mile. I also showed a few other spectators my Family Fun Run T-shirt and medal, and told them how I'd got on with it. Just before 13:00 I was back home, and relaxed for a couple of hours.

Late Afternoon
After 15:00 I went to Waitrose Café, whereupon I enjoyed a cappuccino coffee. On my way there, and in the café, I spoke to a few Half Marathon runners who had completed their race; I was amazed and surprised at their having completed the 13.1 miles. I deliberately still had my Family Fun Run T-shirt (including the number) and medal on, so I was able to show them my T-shirt and medal, and say how I got on in the Fun Run.

Next Day
The day after the race I looked at the official Bath Half Family Fun Run 2014 race results on the Bath Half website. Here are my official times. Notice there are actually two times; gun time and chip time.

Gun time 0:06:48 (from the sounding of the start horn to when I crossed the finish line)
Chip time 0:06:43 (from when I personally crossed the start line to when I crossed the finish line)
Thus the time I measured on my own watch (6 minutes 49.98 seconds) was close to my gun time.

I was the 90th runner past the finish line, which in a field of over 920 runners in the Fun Run was excellent. If you filter the list to just the Adult over 40 category (which I'm in), you will see I was 6th past the finish line out of 220 runners in the Adult over 40 category; in other words I was one of the fastest in that category.

Although I already had a near enough idea of the time I took (measured on my own watch), I was impressed to discover I was 90th overall, and 6th out of 220 runners in the Adult over 40 category. I didn't expect to do that well.

Full results available here. If you wish to display just my entry, my race number as recorded in the results table is 20509.

I also looked at the Family Fun Run photos. There were two professionally taken photos of me: one just before the finish line (which I didn't know about) as well as the one in the Runners Village after receiving my medal (which I knew about). So far I haven't bought either of the two photos. However I have downloaded my free certificate which was available from the website. The time recorded on the certificate is my chip time: 0:06:43.

Outro

Highlights
Running the whole route from start to finish without stopping or resorting to walking.
Getting my Finisher medal at the end.
Talking to other runners (Half Marathon and Family Fun Run) before and after the races.

Lowlights
Undesirable weather; intermittent rain and it was a bit cold.

Summing Up
Altogether a great race day, it was my first ever time of entering the Bath Half Family Fun Run, and furthermore my first ever time of entering a public fun run of this nature anywhere. Although I didn't run the Half Marathon, it was nonetheless really satisfying to run a tiny portion of the Half Marathon route with over 920 other Family Fun Run participants on race day. I am proud to have run the entire Fun Run route from start to finish, without stopping or resorting to walking, and am impressed with my official times and position. An excellent achievement considering I didn't have any practice runs around the streets of Bath during January and February.

Best of all, Family Fun Run participants received their Family Fun Run 2014 T-shirts in their race packs before the event. The advantage of receiving them before the Fun Run, rather than with the medal at the end, meant many Fun Run participants including me wore their Family Fun Run 2014 T-shirts during the Fun Run, which added to the enjoyment of the race. Of course I can now wear mine with pride this summer. It's a pity the organisers didn't give each Fun Run participant and Half Marathon entrant a free blue Team Bath hoody, made by Surridge, but you can't expect that much I suppose. Well done to everyone else who participated in the Fun Run. Even more so congratulations to those who completed the Half Marathon, and thus received their medals and Half Marathon Finisher T-shirts, I'm amazed and surprised they can run 13.1 miles. How on Earth, in the world, do they do it? Many thanks to Running High Events Ltd for arranging the Half Marathon and Family Fun Run.

The only let-down was the weather, overcast with a couple of showers just before the Fun Run, and more persistent rain after the Fun Run whist the Half Marathon was still taking place. On top of which it was a bit cold to run in just a T-shirt and sports shorts (which ideally I'd have liked to have done), therefore against my wishes I wore a fleece top over my T-shirt (fully unzipped to show my number) and jogging bottoms over my shorts. A pity really after the previous day, Saturday 1 March, was a dry, sunny spring-like day. Despite the weather, the Fun Run and Half Marathon attracted a huge crowd of spectators.

What's the betting I'll take part next year? Fun Run 2015 - with pleasure. Half Marathon 2015 - I don't think so! There's no way on Earth I could face running 13.1 miles! The sheer thought of it puts me off.

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Sunday, 2 March 2014

Oasis Leisure Centre Swindon - Saturday 1 March 2014

Date: Saturday 1 March 2014
Venue: Oasis Leisure Centre Swindon
Who Went: Just me

Getting To Swindon
The outing began when I caught the 12:43 train from Bath Spa to Swindon. Having reached Swindon about half an hour later, the Oasis Leisure Centre was just a short walk away.

Oasis Leisure Centre
The leisure pool, known as the Lagoon Pool, claims to be Swindon's premier fun pool. This pool includes a wave machine. In order to have as many slides as possible, I didn't go in the Lagoon Pool at all.

In addition to the Lagoon Pool itself there are also the following water slides.

Sidewinder
This blue slide is a closed tube all the way down. It is snake themed, and the easiest of the three but still great fun.

Great White
A wide white closed tube all the way down. This slide is shark themed, and more thrilling than Sidewinder. It includes a short steep drop shortly after the start and another short steep drop about mid-way. For this reason you must slide this head first on your belly.

Storm
This narrow tube slide is black all the way down. It starts with a pitch dark clockwise spiral. Mid way there's a straight bit with a strip lighting effect. The rest of the slide is another pitch dark clockwise spiral, before you finally exit into the landing pool. You must slide this feet first on your back, with your ankles together and arms across your chest.

Sidewinder, Great White and Storm are known as the Domebuster Flumes. To access them you go up a staircase enclosed within a tall tower.

There is one other slide, Lagoon Falls, but that was closed on this occasion. The following details of it are what I already know from having been on it on my previous visit in December 2012.

Lagoon Falls
This slide is located under the main dome and above the Lagoon Pool. Therefore you have to go up a separate staircase to access this slide. The slide is open-topped all the way down and gives a slow, gentle ride. Shortly after the start there is a bend to the left, followed by a bend to the right and another bend to the left. Finally there's a clockwise spiral (one circle) before you land in the catch tray.

Session Overview
Having changed I entered the pool and slides area around 13:45. Knowing I was only going to get an hour in there, I headed straight for the Domebuster flumes as I wanted to have as many goes on them as possible. For that reason I ended up not going in the fun pool at all during the session.

I began by sliding the Sidewinder, followed by the Great White and Storm. Now that I had been down all three slides once, having as many slides as possible in the remaining time was more important than continuing to slide all three flumes round robin. At this point the queue for Sidewinder was the longest, whereas the queues for the other two slides were considerably shorter. I enjoyed sliding Great White and Storm in sequence four times. Sliding Great White head first on my belly was great fun in that I entered the landing pool in the right position to swim breaststroke across it to exit it.

Since I was determined to slide Sidewinder more than once, and there were now only four people waiting for it, I went on Sidewinder next. This turned out to be my second and final go on that slide for this visit. Afterwards I enjoyed Great White and Storm again. When I returned to the top of the tower, an announcement was made telling all swimmers with green wristbands (my colour) to leave the pool. Nonetheless I was able to enjoy my l the slide I was queuing for, the Great White. Having to go down this one head first on my belly meant it was a good one to finish with before leaving the pool.

Summary of my sliding in actual order:

Sidewinder
Great White
Storm
Great White
Storm
Great White
Storm
Great White
Storm
Great White
Storm
Sidewinder
Great White
Storm
Great White

Cumulative summary of slides:

Slide
Total
Great White
7
Sidewinder
2
Storm
6
TOTAL
15

Oasis Café
Having left the pool area and dressed, I went to the Oasis Café for a much-needed Americano coffee before I left the Oasis Leisure Centre.

Journey Home
After leaving the Oasis Leisure Centre, I went for a walk around the town centre for a while before returning to the railway station around 16:20. When I got to the station the 16:30 Bristol Temple Meads train, which I hoped to return to Bath on, was running late. It finally left Swindon at 16:51. Thankfully there were no further problems, and I reached Bath Spa at 17:20.

Outro

Highlights
Sliding the water slides Sidewinder, Great White and Storm again.

Lowlights
Lagoon Falls closed on this occasion.
Slide queues longer than I'd have liked at times.
Having just over an hour in the Lagoon Pool, it would have been nice if the session had been longer.

Summing Up
Altogether a fun afternoon out. It was great sliding Sidewinder, Great White and Storm again, having first been down them in December 2012. It's a pity the three Domebuster flumes were much busier than on my debut visit in December 2012, and thus I had fewer goes on Sidewinder, Great White and Storm, but never mind. Also it's a pity the Lagoon Falls was closed and thus I was unable to go on that slide. My total count of 15 goes in one hour on the Domebuster flumes was reasonable considering the queuing times for them.

Saturday, 1 March 2014

Cardiff International Pool - Saturday 4 January 2014

Date: Saturday 4 January 2014
Venue: Cardiff International Pool
Who Went: Just me

Rationale For Trip
For the fourth year running I wanted to start the year with a visit to Cardiff International Pool to enjoy the fun pool and water slides. During Christmas 2013 I set my mind firmly on going to Cardiff International Pool on Saturday 4 January 2014. It's a wonder it was sensible going to Cardiff at all that day following flooding in certain parts of south east Wales the day before. Anyway that morning I discovered that trains were running between Bath Spa and Cardiff Central, and also phoned Cardiff International Pool to check it was open. From the phone call I found out it was open, and there hadn't had any flooding in the immediate vicinity, so I decided to go.

Getting To Cardiff
I got up fairly early in order to catch the 08:30 train from Bath Spa to Cardiff Central. Having reached Cardiff Central at 9:38, I had a small Americano at Upper Crust in the station concourse before catching a bus to the Sports Village.

Cardiff International Pool
Cardiff International Pool is located at the Sports Village. I finally got there around 10:20. Being my fifth visit to-date, the place was already familiar to me.

The leisure pool area has the following features:

Red flume
Starts by taking sliders around a bend to the left, into a clockwise spiral. This is followed by an anticlockwise spiral, and you land in catch tray. Slow.

Orange flume
This begins with an anticlockwise spiral, followed by a clockwise u-bend, to land in a catch tray. Faster.

Yellow flume
Starts with a bend to the right, into an anticlockwise spiral, and finally a straight drop (fairly steep but not vertical), landing in catch tray. Faster still.

The above three flumes are closed tubes all the way down. They don't have names, unlike the flumes at Splashdown Poole.

Space Bowl (blue)
A short flume takes you round an anticlockwise loop into space bowl. After whirling around, you fall into a 2.5 metre deep landing pool, which you must swim out of as quickly as possible. For that reason you must be able to swim to be allowed on this.

Children's Play Structure
A multi-level play structure. This includes a short green water slide (closed tube), but that slide is for children only, just like the rest of the play structure.

Leisure Pool
This includes a river run.

There's no roller coaster water slide (as in the Master Blaster at certain other water parks I've visited), but then again, you can't have everything I suppose.

The slides were made by Aqua Leisure International, and commissioned in December 2007. Labels on the catch trays of the red, orange and yellow flumes show the following information:
Red flume: 850 Series Ride A
Orange flume: 850 Series Ride B
Yellow flume: 850 Series Ride C

Session Overview
I entered the leisure pool at 10:40 and headed straight to the slides. The staircase leading to the slides was still chained off, so I just waited. Shortly afterwards the slides opened, I was the first member of the public to go on any of the slides that day. My first go of the day was on the red flume. Afterwards I went down the orange and yellow flumes once each. Next I wanted to go on the space bowl. Just before my first go on the space bowl, the lifeguard asked me if I can swim. I told the lifeguard I can, and had been on this particular space bowl on previous visits, as well as space bowls elsewhere, so I was allowed to go down it. The queues were getting longer, but anyway I enjoyed the red flume, orange flume, yellow flume and space bowl in sequence twice more.

Just as I was about to return to the red flume, the queue for the red, orange and yellow flumes was quite long but the space bowl queue was really short, so instead I went on the space bowl again. After that the space bowl queue remained short, so I enjoyed four more goes on the space bowl.

My cumulative totals so far were red flume 3, orange flume 3, yellow flume 3 and space bowl 8. During my remaining time in the pool area, I enjoyed the red flume, orange flume and yellow flume in sequence five more times. That took my cumulative totals for the red flume, orange flume, yellow flume and space bowl to 8 each. I finally left the leisure pool and slides area at 14:55.

Summary of my sliding in actual order:
Red flume, Orange flume, Yellow flume, Space bowl in sequence 3 times over
Space bowl 5
Red flume, Orange flume, Yellow flume in sequence 5 times over

Cumulative summary of slides:

Slide
Total
Red flume
8
Orange flume
8
Yellow flume
8
Space bowl
8
TOTAL
32

Mid Afternoon Snack
Having dressed I left Cardiff International Pool building and walked to nearby Morrisons to have a mid-afternoon snack at their café. There I had prawn mayonnaise sandwiches, a portion of chips and a cappuccino coffee.

Remaining Time In Cardiff
Having left Morrisons, I caught the next bus to Cardiff city centre. Without further ado I headed for St David's Centre, whereupon I had a Festive Truffle doughnut and a regular Americano at Krispy Kreme. Afterwards I wandered around St David's Centre and Queen Street for a bit.

Journey Home
Around 18:20 I was back at Cardiff Central station. The 18:30 Portsmouth Harbour train, which I hoped to catch, was cancelled. However the 18:25 London Paddington train was on time. From my own instinct I decided to catch the 18:25 London Paddington train. An announcement was made shortly afterwards telling customers for the 18:30 Portsmouth Harbour train to join the 18:25 London Paddington train and change at Newport. Having reached Newport at 18:44, I had a quick change for the Portsmouth Harbour train which, on this occasion, began its journey from Newport instead of Cardiff Central as originally scheduled. Having departed Newport at 18:47, I enjoyed a relaxing journey to Bath with no further problems, and arrived there at 19:33.

Outro

Highlights
Sliding the red flume, orange flume, yellow flume and space bowl at Cardiff International Pool again.
Good slide count considering how long the queues were.
Doughnut and coffee at Krispy Kreme, St David's Centre, Cardiff.

Lowlights
Slide queues longer than I would have liked for a substantial part of my visit.

Summing Up
Altogether a fun day out, my first outing for 2014, and my first time of going water sliding anywhere for 2014. It's a pity the place was busier than I than I'd have liked once again. Quite frankly, I was surprised the place was so busy on this occasion. I thought people might be deterred from going out after the previous day's weather, but evidently that wasn't the case. The coffee and doughnut at Krispy Kreme at St David's Centre was a delightful treat before catching my train home.

Friday, 28 February 2014

Bournemouth Slide 'N' Skate - Saturday 28 December 2013

Date: Saturday 28 December 2013
Venue: Littledown Centre, Bournemouth International Centre
Who Went: Just me

Getting To Bournemouth
The day began when I caught the 8:33 train from Dorchester South to Bournemouth. Having reached Bournemouth, I caught a bus which ran via Boscombe to the Royal Bournemouth Hospital. Once there the Littledown Centre was just a short walk away.

Littledown Centre
The Littledown Centre is a leisure centre on the outskirts of Bournemouth. I arrived at the Littledown Centre around 10:20 intending to spend the morning water sliding. Since the water slides were due to open at 11:00, I had a coffee at the The Terrace Café Bar before getting changed just before 11:00.

The Littledown Centre pool area features a 25 metre rectangular swimming pool, learner pool and two water slides:

Yellow slide (slow)
This takes you around a clockwise u-bend, along a straight bit, around another clockwise u-bend and another, straight bit. Finally there's a clockwise spiral (dark towards the end), and you land in a small landing pool.

Green slide (fast)
This starts with a steep drop (not vertical), followed by a clockwise spiral (dark), bend to left, and you land in a small landing pool.

I entered the pool area around 11:00 and began by swimming three lengths of the main pool. The slides were still closed when I left the pool at the deep end, but they opened shortly afterwards. When the slides opened I began by sliding the yellow flume and green flume once each. From this point onwards I mostly had multiple goes on one slide at a time. I enjoyed eight goes on the yellow flume followed by twelve goes on the green flume. Next I had twelve goes on the yellow flume followed by twelve on the green flume. After that there was still time for four more goes on the yellow flume and four goes on the green flume, followed by another two goes on the yellow flume and two goes on the green flume. I finished off by sliding the yellow and green flumes once each. Finally I swam one more length of the main pool deep to shallow before leaving the pool and slides area at 12:30.

Summary of my session in actual order:

3 lengths of main pool

Yellow Flume 1
Green Flume 1
Yellow Flume 8
Green Flume 12
Yellow Flume 12
Green Flume 12
Yellow Flume 4
Green Flume 4
Yellow Flume 2
Green Flume 2
Yellow Flume 1
Green Flume 1

1 main pool deep to shallow.

Cumulative Summary of Slides

Slide
Total
Green Flume
32
Yellow Flume
28
TOTAL
60

From Littledown Centre to Bournemouth Seafront
Having dried myself and dressed, I resisted the temptation to get lunch at The Terrace Café Bar, as I wanted to get to Bournemouth seafront as quickly as possible. I left the Littledown Centre and walked straight to the bus stop, whereupon I had just a few minutes' wait for the next bus to the seafront. At 13:33 I left bus at Royal Bath Hotel, which is close to the beach.

Lunch
At this point my decision to walk into the town centre for some lunch turned out to be my biggest and most regretted mistake of the day. In the town centre I wasted several minutes looking for a Subway. In the end I went to McDonalds, where I had a Festive Burger and fries. I ended up rushing my burger and fries, which was a pity, as I wanted to get to the Bournemouth International Centre in time for the 14:15 skating session. Having left McDonalds, I walked straight to the BIC via the Lower Gardens.

Skating At The BIC
I arrived at the BIC main entrance around 14:15, and was lucky to get one of the last few tickets still available for the 14:15 skating session. Shortly afterwards a member of staff announced that the 14:15 session was sold out. I walked through the building and joined the back of a long queue.

The temporary ice rink was in the Purbeck Hall. Unfortunately by the time I entered Purbeck Hall, the time was 14:30, and skaters who already had skates on were allowed on to the ice. There were still plenty of people in front of me and behind me queuing for the skate issue point. By the time I was issued with skates, and put them on, it was 14:45 when I first stepped on the ice. A quarter of the skating time had already gone before I even started skating. From this point onwards I remained on the ice until it was time to leave. I remained upright throughout my time on the ice, but nonetheless went into the perimeter barrier a few times.

At 15:30 all skaters were asked to leave the ice pad and return their skates. Since another session was due to start at 16:00, no extra time could be added on for those like me who took to the ice late due to the queue for the skate issue point at the start. Being as I'd only had 45 minutes on the ice, as opposed to the 60 minutes I should have had, I felt I hadn't had my money's worth.

Remaining Time In Bournemouth
After leaving the BIC, I went to nearby Hot Rocks Café, where I had a much-needed cappuccino coffee. When I left Hot Rocks, I saw another café by Bournemouth Pier entrance. At this point I felt I ought to have gone there for a quick snack between leaving the bus at 13:33 and going to the BIC box office. That way I could have been at the BIC box office to buy my skating ticket and thus been in the queue for the Purbeck Hall much sooner than I did get there. Without further ado I walked through the Lower Gardens into the town centre.

Journey Home
At 16:41 I caught a bus from Bournemouth Square to the Travel Interchange. When I got there seven minutes later, the next train to Dorchester was due at 17:09. To kill some time I went into ASDA where I had a strawberry sundae at McDonalds. Back at the train station the 17:09 Weymouth train was running late, it finally left Bournemouth at 17:24. Once on board I enjoyed a relaxing train journey without any further problems, and finally reached Dorchester South at 18:08.

Outro

Highlights
Sliding the yellow and green water slides at the Littledown Centre for one and a half hours.
Short waiting time enabled a high slide count there in that time.
Ice skating on the BIC Purbeck Hall ice rink.

Lowlights
Taking to the ice 15 minutes after the start due to the long queue for skate hire.

Summing Up
Altogether a great day out, my final time of going water sliding or ice skating anywhere for 2013. The yellow and green slides at the Littledown Centre may not be the best water slides I've been down during 2013, but they were better than some water slides I have ever experienced. The waiting time for them varied a bit, at worst just a few sliders in front, and thus I achieved a high slide count on them in approximately one and a half hours. My biggest regret of the day was going into the town centre in search of some lunch. Although my Festive Burger at McDonalds was delicious, it severely delayed me getting to the BIC for the 14:15 skating session. Getting there to buy one of the last few remaining tickets at the very last minute meant I had a long wait for the skate issue point when I joined the queue. By the time I finally took to the ice at 14:45, the first 15 minutes of available skating time were already over, and thus I only had 45 out of 60 allotted minutes on the ice. Nonetheless I greatly enjoyed skating during the time I did have on the ice. After skating my biggest surprise was the lack of Danter's Funfair at Bournemouth Pier Approach. Being as they've been there each Christmas for several years now I was puzzled as to why they weren't there Christmas 2013.