RCCGB Loopathon 2014

Date: Saturday 11 October to Sunday 12 October 2014
Venue: Alton Towers and Drayton Manor Park
Who Went: Me and a large number of other RCCGB members, including Andy Hine, Alan Chilvers, Big Stevie B, Dave Perry, Death, Debra Boggis, Doug, Charlie, Emily and Lizzie, Emerald Evans, Gareth Preece, Happy Helen, Lucy Cosnett, Mary (Regatta) and Andy Knight, Matt Walker, Planenut, Ryan Hackett, Scott Easter, Sophia Jones, Wendy Evans.

DISCLAIMER: The above is NOT intended to be an exhaustive list of everyone who attended. It's a small sample of attendees; mainly those I spoke to and/or rode with at Drayton Manor Park. I sincerely apologise to anyone I've not listed. Not everyone, whether or not listed above, attended both Parks.

Introduction

The RCCGB's annual two day autumn event to mark the end of the coaster season: Alton Towers on the Saturday and Drayton Manor Park on the Sunday. Members had the choice of attending either or both days; for various reason I chose to attend Drayton Manor only. This was my second time of attending Loopathon day 2 (Drayton Manor Park), and my fourth Loopathon attendance overall since joining the RCCGB in March 2005.

To make the rest of this report easier to read, I've split it into sections. Click the applicable link below to jump to the section you want to read:

Day 1 - Saturday 11 October
Day 2 - Sunday 12 October
Outro

Enjoy my report at your leisure.

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Day 1 - Saturday 11 October

The first day of Loopathon 2014 the RCCGB visited Alton Towers; the day included ERSs before opening and after closing, plus a lunch. For various reasons I gave day one a miss. The following outlines how I spent Saturday.

Getting To Tamworth

Since I wasn't attending Loopathon day 1 (Alton Towers), I travelled to the Midlands Saturday morning. I caught the delayed 9:36 train from Bath Spa to Bristol Temple Meads, followed by the 10:30 train to Tamworth. Having reached Tamworth at 12:21, I had a Sub meal and cookie at Subway in Tamworth town centre before checking into the Tamworth Arms where I stayed overnight.

Snowdome

Mid-afternoon I went to Snowdome. As well as an ice rink and several snow activities, this has a swimming pool with one water slide. I got to Snowdome in time for the 15:00 flume and inflatable session, which lasted 90 minutes. Having changed I headed straight for the flume, and enjoyed 25 goes on it. This water slide is a closed tube for about half way down, and open-top the rest of the way. Undeniably this quite a tame water slide compared to ones I've been down elsewhere. Nonetheless, this was my first time of water sliding here, and hence first time of going on this particular water slide. It was great to add another water slide to my slide count for the first time since my début visit to Oasis Leisure Centre, Swindon on 16 December 2012.

Rest of Saturday

Having left Snowdome around 16:50 I walked around the Castle Grounds for an hour or so before returning to the Tamworth Arms. Around 19:00 I had a meal there: Hunters Chicken (served with chips, peas and salad) for main course, followed by treacle sponge and custard for dessert, plus a pint of Carling to drink. I relaxed in my room the rest of the evening.

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Day 2 - Sunday 12 October

Loopathon 2014 continued Sunday 12 October 2014 at Drayton Manor Park, and I was glad to be there.

Sunday First Thing

I awoke at 6:45 and had breakfast around 7:45. For breakfast I had cereal, orange juice, a pot of coffee, and a full English breakfast. Just after 8:20 Planenut gave me a lift to Drayton Manor Park. It was foggy at the time.

Welcome To Drayton Manor Park

When Planenut and I reached Drayton Manor Park around 8:30 we entered the Tower Suite where everyone was waiting. Coffee and cookies were available, so I had a cup of coffee and a cookie. I spoke to several other members including Emerald Evans, Big Stevie B, Doug, Charlie, Emily and Lizzie, Death, Gareth Preece, Happy Helen and Sophia Jones. Shortly after 9:30 the Club entered the Park, it was still foggy.

Apocalypse ERS

The day began with an ERS on the tall drop tower Apocalypse. Normally there are three ride options: sit down, stand up with floor, stand up no floor. This time stand up no floor was out of action, but the other two ride options were available. Although I was disappointed at not being able to ride stand up no floor, I enjoyed one sit down go and three stand up with floor goes. The fog meant that whist at the top it was impossible to see the surrounding countryside ahead, and the ground immediately below was hazy.

Summary of my rides on Apocalypse this ERS: Sit down 1, Stand up with floor 3. Did anyone beat me on that?

Morning Freetime

When the ERS ended, members dispersed around Drayton Manor Park. Planenut and I headed for the swinging inverter ride Pandemonium. Swinging forwards, backwards and over the top was great fun, but once was enough for me. Next I approached the gyro swing Maelstrom. It seemed to have a problem, but after a test run it was ready for riding. I enjoyed one go; Wendy Evans sat to the right of me, and Lucy Cosnett sat to the right of her. Although one go on Maelstrom was fun, no way could I ride it twice straight off.

So far I hadn't been on any roller coasters, so I enjoyed two goes on the Intamin AG Stand-Up Coaster Shockwave; I stood in the front row on both goes. Next I was in two minds about riding the new ride Air Race. Since about four hours had passed since my cooked breakfast, I gave it a go. Going sideways and upside-down felt unusual, presumably that motion is to simulate a somersaulting aeroplane. It was great for me to try this ride, but once was enough for me. Afterwards I had one go on Troublesome Trucks Runaway Coaster in Thomas Land before going to lunch.

Lunch

At 12:30 members went to the Tower Suite for lunch. A selection of Indian food was available; I had tandoori chicken with masala sauce, vegetable curry and Bombay potatoes, mango chutney, a slice of ham, and salad. I sat on the same table as Scott Easter, Lucy Cosnett and Wendy Evans. Of course a meal is not complete without a dessert; out of two options I chose crumble and custard. In addition everyone received (i) a souvenir mug (bearing the Drayton Manor Park logo, RCCGB logo and date of the visit) and (ii) a glass of champagne (or orange juice). I wasn't expecting either of those. David Bromilow gave a speech about the Park and its rides, and answered some members' questions. Afterwards an auction of a hand-drawn Drayton Manor Park map and some giant cuddly toys raised over £300 for charity.

Afternoon Freetime

Around 14:20 I re-entered the Park and resumed riding, starting with the Vekoma Junior Boomerang Ben 10 - Ultimate Mission. This ride had a problem when I got there, but it was soon fixed, and I enjoyed one go on this coaster. Next I donned my all-in-one splashsuit for one go on Stormforce 10. Mighty splashes occurred during the two drops. After removing my splashsuit I enjoyed two more goes on Shockwave, front row followed by third row. Suddenly I met Scott Easter and Lucy Cosnett by Air Race. Scott queued for Air Race, but Lucy didn't fancy riding it when she watched it in motion. I decided not to go on it as my one go before lunch was enough for one day. Next I rode The Bounty and Flying Dutchman once each. Afterwards I had one go on Buffalo Coaster. This is the Park's oldest coaster, it's quite long but doesn't rise and fall much. Finally I had time to ride Jolly Buccaneer, Jeremy's Flying Academy, Cranky's Drop Tower and Rocking Bulstrode once each before the Park closed at 17:00.

Evening ERS

Now that the Park had officially closed, the RCCGB had exclusive use of G-Force, Troublesome Trucks Runaway Coaster and Ben 10 - Ultimate Mission for an hour. Since I was already in Thomas Land, I began with two goes on Troublesome Trucks Runaway Coaster, both of which were in the back row. The rest of the ERS I rode G-Force, and clocked up nine goes; on two of them I sat next to Planenut. I was surprised how quiet this was for an ERS, after most goes I stepped on to the exit platform and back on to the train because so few people were waiting for it. I wore my pink "Coaster Crazy Kid on Tour" hi-vis waistcoat for some of my goes on G-Force. Altogether another great ERS. I'm glad I rode Troublesome Trucks Runaway Coaster first, because it got stuck on the lift hill after I had switched to riding G-Force. I did exceptionally well to get nine goes on G-Force; I didn't expect that many. Admittedly I didn't ride Ben 10 - Ultimate Mission during the ERS, but never mind; at least I rode it once after lunch.

Summary of my rides this ERS: Troublesome Trucks Runaway Coaster 2, G-Force 9. Did anyone beat me on that?

Final Send-Off

Everyone assembled in a circle near Thomas Land for Hokey Cokey. At the end first timers were called into the centre to form a small circle facing outwards for the group hug. This marked the end of the 2014 coaster season as far as RCCGB trips are concerned. During this time several other members liked seeing me wearing my pink "Coaster Crazy Kid on Tour!" hi-vis waistcoat over my 43rd birthday T-shirt. Finally everyone headed out of Drayton Manor Park. On the way out the beautiful red sunset was well photographed by many members. I spoke to a few other members one final time, including Scott and Doug. Back at the car park members said their last goodbyes before heading home.

Cumulative Summary of My Rides (ERSs and Freetime Combined)

Ride	Total
Air Race	1
Apocalypse	4
Ben 10 - Ultimate Mission	1
Buffalo Coaster	1
Cranky's Drop Tower	1
Flying Dutchman	1
G-Force	9
Jeremy's Flying Academy	1
Jolly Buccaneer	1
Maelstrom	1
Pandemonium	1
Rocking Bulstrode	1
Shockwave	4
Stormforce 10	1
The Bounty	1
Troublesome Trucks Runaway Coaster	3
TOTAL	32

Journey Home

At 18:30 Planenut took me to Birmingham International, where I caught the late-running 18:53 train to Birmingham New Street. When I arrived there at 19:22 I went to a nearby McDonalds for a Quarter Pounder with cheese meal and a strawberry sundae; I ate the burger and fries there but took the sundae and rest of my drink back to the station. There was still time for me to buy a takeaway cup of coffee in the station to take on to the 20:12 train to Bristol Temple Meads. Having reached Bristol Temple Meads I had just a few minutes wait for the 22:15 train to Bath Spa, and got there at 22:29.

More about Sunday at Drayton Manor Park available here

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Outro

Highlights

Adding the flume at Snowdome to my water slide count.
One night's B&B at Tamworth Arms.
Meeting members I'd met on previous Club trips again.
Morning ERS on Apocalypse in the fog.
Re-riding the five coasters which I first rode during Loopathon 2011.
High overall ride count (ERSs and normal time combined).
Delicious and filling two-course lunch at Towers Suite.
Evening ERS on Troublesome Trucks Runaway Coaster and G-Force.
Hokey Cokey and group hug at the end.

Lowlights

Apocalypse stand up no floor option unavailable (but I did the other two ride options during the morning ERS).

Unexpected Surprises

Seeing Scott Easter wearing a blue Team Bath hoody, made by Surridge. Although such hoodies are a common sight in Bath, I didn't expect to see anybody wearing one of those in the Midlands.
Free mugs for everyone lunchtime; I thought that was a one-off RCCGB 25th anniversary commemorative gift at Loopathon 2013, not something to be repeated in 2014.
Glass of champagne (or orange juice) lunchtime; that's the first time I've seen that happen on a RCCGB trip.

Summing Up

Another excellent trip, and great turnout too. The weather was reasonable, after a foggy start it was sunny from late morning, and cloudy with sunny intervals during the afternoon. It got a bit chilly late afternoon, but at least it was dry all day. It was great meeting other members including Andy Hine, Alan Chilvers, Big Stevie B, Death, Doug and his children, Emerald Evans, Lucy Cosnett, Gareth Preece, Happy Helen and Sophia Jones, Planenut, and Wendy Evans again, as well as Scott Easter whom I don't recall seeing before. Also it was great to re-ride all five roller coasters (Shockwave, Troublesome Trucks Runaway Coaster, Ben 10 - Ultimate Mission, Buffalo Coaster, G-Force) which I previously rode during Loopathon 2011. Just one point, they're all steel. Come on Drayton Manor, get some wood! Lunch was delicious and filling, an Indian meal plus a dessert; a vast improvement on the Loopathon 2011 (Drayton Manor) lunch. Many members liked my 43rd birthday T-shirt; I wore that as Loopathon day 2 happened just 12 days after my birthday (30 September 2014).

Many thanks to Andy Hine for organising this trip, the ride staff for operating Apocalypse before opening and three coasters after closing, the catering staff for the delicious and filling lunch, and David Bromilow for the after-lunch speech. Thanks also to Planenut for kindly giving me lifts from Tamworth Arms to Drayton Manor Park in the morning, and Drayton Manor Park to Birmingham International in the evening.

Roll on the 2015 Blackpool Bash, I hope to be there.

Reflections

Having first joined the RCCGB in March 2005, here is my track record for Loopathon attendance in ten years of membership 2005 to 2014 inclusive:

2005 & 2006: Alton Towers only
2007 to 2010: Did not attend Loopathon at all
2011 Drayton Manor only
2012 & 2013: Did not attend Loopathon at all
2014 Drayton Manor only

So this can be summed up as:
2 x Alton Towers only (2005, 2006)
2 x Drayton Manor only (2011, 2014)
6 x Missed Loopathon altogether (2007, 2008, 2009, 2010, 2012, 2013)

After all this time, I've never attended a complete Loopathon in a single year. I really must try and make the effort to do so next year in what will be my 11th year of RCCGB membership.

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RCCGB Loopathon 2014 (Day 2)

Date: Sunday 12 October 2014
Venue: Drayton Manor Park
Who Went: Me and a large number of other RCCGB members, including Andy Hine, Alan Chilvers, Big Stevie B, Dave Perry, Death, Debra Boggis, Doug, Charlie, Emily and Lizzie, Emerald Evans, Gareth Preece, Happy Helen, Lucy Cosnett, Mary (Regatta) and Andy Knight, Matt Walker, Planenut, Ryan Hackett, Scott Easter, Sophia Jones, Wendy Evans.

DISCLAIMER: The above is NOT intended to be an exhaustive list of everyone who attended. It's a small sample of attendees; mainly those I spoke to and/or rode with at Drayton Manor Park. I sincerely apologise to anyone I've not listed.

N.B. Any use of "today" in this report means Sunday 12 October 2014.

Rationale For Trip

The RCCGB's annual two day autumn event to mark the end of the coaster season: Alton Towers on the Saturday and Drayton Manor Park on the Sunday. This was my second time of attending Loopathon day 2 (Drayton Manor Park), and my fourth Loopathon attendance overall since joining the RCCGB in March 2005.

Sunday First Thing

I awoke at 6:45, in order that I could get ready and go downstairs for an early breakfast around 7:45. For breakfast I had cereal, orange juice, a pot of coffee, and a full English breakfast. Just after 8:20 Planenut was waiting outside to give me a lift to Drayton Manor Park. It was foggy at the time.

Welcome To Drayton Manor Park

When Planenut and I reached Drayton Manor Park just after 8:30, we went straight into the Tower Suite where everyone was waiting. Coffee and cookies were available, so I had a cup of coffee and a cookie. During this time I met and spoke to several other members including Emerald Evans, Big Stevie B, Doug, Charlie, Emily and Lizzie, Death and Gareth Preece. Just before it was time to go into the Park I met and spoke to Happy Helen and Sophia Jones. Shortly after 9:30 the Club entered the Park, it was still foggy at the time.

Apocalypse ERS

The day began with an ERS on the tall drop tower Apocalypse. Normally there are three ride options: sit down, stand up with floor, stand up no floor. Unfortunately on this occasion, stand up no floor was out of action, but the other two ride options were available. Naturally I was disappointed at not being able to ride stand up no floor, but was nonetheless keen to try the other two available options. In all cases, a large clasp comes down, locks on to the top of the rider unit and pulls the rider unit to the top of the tower. After a short delay the rider unit is released for a freefall drop.

Sit down

I began with the easy option: sit down. Whilst queuing I noticed the time was around 9:45. Once seated, the harness was pulled down and the ride unit was raised to the top. The ascent was quite a scary experience, I wondered if the ride unit really would reach the top of the tower. On a clear day one would be able to see for miles whilst momentarily at the top, but since it was foggy it was impossible to see anything ahead of me, and even the ground immediately below was somewhat hazed. The freefall drop was quite scary, but I remained quiet during the ride.

Stand Up With Floor

I was now keen to try the stand up with floor option. There was just a narrow saddle (similar to a bicycle saddle) to fit between my legs whilst standing, and a harness to hold me in place. The ride unit tilted forwards a little at the start of its ascent, which made the ride experience somewhat scarier. Having reached the top, the drop was considerably more frightening in the standing position. I ended up having three goes in this position.

Summary of my rides on Apocalypse this ERS: Sit down 1, Stand up with floor 3. Did anyone beat me on that?

Morning Freetime

When the ERS ended, members dispersed around Drayton Manor Park taking over the rides. Planenut and I headed for Pandemonium.

Pandemonium

A Fabbri 360° swinging inverter ride. There are two vertical arms which pivot about a central point. At the base of each arm are four back-to-back sets of seats (four seats per direction per set). That amounts to a total of 32 seats per arm. Planenut and I happened to be in one of the outermost rows, and thus not facing anyone opposite us. Riders are held in by an over-the-shoulder restraint, plus a secondary harness. Once everyone was secured, the arms began swinging a little way forwards and backwards, then further forwards and backwards, until they reached high obtuse angles each direction. Eventually the arms went right over the top to send riders through a complete rotation; that meant being upside down momentarily whilst passing over the top. Towards the end the swings gradually got smaller and smaller until the ride stopped. Altogether a mega fun ride, but once was enough for me for now. As it happened, I never returned to this later in the day.

Maelstrom

An Intamin large gyro swing, which swings and spins. The seats face outwards. Whilst queuing there seemed to be a problem with the ride, as it was empty and stationary for several minutes. After a while the operator did a test run. Meanwhile I spoke to Ryan Hackett and Nev in the queue. Also I spoke to Scott Easter whom I don't recall seeing on previous Club trips; I was surprised to discover he was wearing a blue Team Bath hoody, made by Surridge. Eventually Maelstrom was ready for riding again. When I got on, Wendy Evans sat to the right of me, and Lucy Cosnett sat to the right of her. As expected, the ride set off swinging and spinning for a few minutes, until it slowed down and stopped. Altogether a fun and enjoyable ride, but once was enough for me. No way could I take two goes straight off!

Shockwave

So far I hadn't been on any roller coasters, so as a RCCGB member booked on this trip I felt time was overdue for me to ride one of Drayton Manor's five coasters. This Intamin AG Stand-Up Coaster has been operating since 1994. It is currently the only stand-up coaster in Europe. I was surprised to find such a big coaster was walk-on when I approached it late morning. I stood in the front row. The train set off up the lift hill, around a vertical loop, another inversion and a double corkscrew before returning to the station. Altogether a mega fun ride, my first go on a roller coaster today.

Having exited the ride I returned to its entrance thirsty for a second go. Once again I stood in the front row, this time on the far left perch. Thus I was standing slightly to the left of the left rail as the train travelled the track from start to finish.

Air Race

New for 2014, this Zamperla ride has horizontal spokes radiating from a central cone. At the end of each spoke is an arm with an aeroplane at its end, and a pivot point connecting the arm's midpoint to the spoke end. The lower central cone, with its radiating spokes, spins clockwise. After a while the arms with the planes at their ends start rotating around the arm's midpoint. Hence riders in the planes go sideways and upside-down as well as upright whilst travelling clockwise relative to the ground. When I approached this ride around midday I was in two minds about riding it. Anyway, after watching it, I decided to give it a go, on the grounds that about four hours had now passed since my cooked breakfast, and I still had half an hour before I was due to go for lunch. Having joined the queue and waited three runs, it was my turn to ride; I got into plane number 5, which is red. The ride sensation when I was going sideways and upside-down was unusual to say the least! Presumably that motion is intended to simulate an aeroplane somersaulting in flight. On the whole, it was great for me to try this ride out, but I'm glad the ride duration wasn't any longer. One go on this was enough for me for now.

Troublesome Trucks Runaway Coaster

One of the rides in Thomas Land, this Gerstlauer Junior-Coaster has been operating since March 2008. Although only a family coaster, and a rather tame ride, I just as keen to ride it as the other coasters around the Park, as my goal was to ride all five coasters at least once each. One ride consists of two laps. Altogether Troublesome Trucks is a coaster which is small, but fun. I only had one go as it was now lunchtime.

Lunch

At 12:30 members exited the Park and went to the Tower Suite for lunch. When I got there around 12:40 there was a really long queue for the buffet table. I joined the back of the queue and in the first ten minutes it hardly moved. I finally reached the table about twenty minutes after joining the queue. A selection of Indian food was available; I had tandoori chicken with masala sauce, vegetable curry and Bombay potatoes. I also put mango chutney, a slice of ham and some salad on my plate.

Having filled my plate I had difficulty finding a vacant seat, but I found one eventually. I ended up sitting on the same table as Scott Easter, Lucy Cosnett and Wendy Evans, and we all had plenty to discuss whilst enjoying our main course. Souvenir mugs bearing the Drayton Manor Park logo, RCCGB logo and date of the visit were on each table for members to members to take home, one per member. Although souvenir mugs were given during the Loopathon 2013 visit to Drayton Manor Park (which I didn't attend), I thought that was a one-off gift to commemorate the RCCGB's 25th anniversary in 2013, and didn't expect us to be given mugs again this year.

Of course a meal is not complete without a dessert, so having finished my main course I went to the dessert table. Members had a choice of banana crumble and custard, or some sort of coulis (served in tiny pots). I chose crumble and custard, as that looked the more substantial option; it was really delicious. As if that wasn't enough, everyone was given a glass of champagne (or orange juice if preferred). Again, I never expected that; it's my first known time of being given champagne on a RCCGB trip.

David Bromilow gave a speech about the Park and its rides, and answered some members' questions, including the future of the Buffalo Coaster. Everyone was asked to raise their glasses as a toast, however many members including me had finished their champagne by now, and thus raised empty glasses! Afterwards there was an auction of a hand-drawn Drayton Manor Park map, and some giant cuddly toys. Altogether the auction raised over £300 for charity.

Afternoon Freetime

Around 14:20 I re-entered the Park and resumed riding.

Ben 10 - Ultimate Mission

The first ride I approached after lunch was Ben 10 - Ultimate Mission. This Vekoma Junior Boomerang began operating at Drayton Manor Park in April 2011. This is still the only such model in the UK. I walked through the heavily themed arcade. Shortly after the entrance, you loop around an area with touch screens. Presumably those are to amuse riders when the queue tails back that far. Further on you go through a section with multi-coloured flashing lights. Are they really necessary? Eventually I found the back of the queue, which was thankfully quite short. Unfortunately there was a problem, and riders were kept waiting whilst the fault was being fixed. Momentarily I considered going on something else for now and returning to Ben 10 later, but I kept waiting.

After several minutes Ben 10 was running again, and after one train load of riders had completed their go, I was able to get on the train. The coaster itself is entirely outside. The train was pulled backwards to the top of a hill, released and went around its course until it reached the top of another hill the other end. After that it had to travel backwards the way it had come. On the return journey it overshot the station to go up the hill, and had to travel forwards again to terminate at the station. I sat in the back row. A fun ride, but tame compared to the much larger Boomerang at Pleasure Island Cleethorpes which I rode in summer 2010. I was going to have another go, but once again I heard an announcement regarding further delays, so I backed off this time.

Stormforce 10

A variation on a log flume, the boats seat several riders. You have to go upstairs to reach the platform. Riders are warned they will get very wet on this ride, which is why I donned my all-in-one splashsuit before getting into the boat. The boat set off downhill from the station, around a u-bend, around a spiral and up a lift hill to a dead end. The boat was now on a turntable, which rotated the boat to go down another slope backwards! As expected there was a mighty splash at the bottom. The boat was now on another turntable, which rotated the boat again, to continue forwards along the rest of the journey. The boat continued forwards, around a u-bend, up another lift hill (taller than the previous one), around two bends to the left and down a drop, to create an even bigger splash. Finally the boat completed its journey with two more bends to the left and a final climb back to the station. Wow, a mega fun ride, it's much more than your average log flume (the likes of the one at Flambards). One go was enough for me though.

When I removed my splashsuit afterwards I noticed a wet patch where some water had gone through the bottom of the front zip during the ride, but at least I was nowhere near as wet as those who were foolish enough to ride Stormforce 10 without any wet weather gear.

Shockwave

Back to the stand-up coaster Shockwave. Just like this morning, Shockwave was still walk-on. This time I stood in the far right position of the front row, therefore I was slightly to the right of the right rail as the train travelled the track from start to finish. Afterwards I returned to the entrance for a second go, this time I stood in the far right position of the third row. This was my final go of the day on Shockwave.

At this point I met Scott Easter and Lucy Cosnett again by Air Race. Scott queued for Air Race, but Lucy didn't fancy riding it when she watched it in motion. I decided not to go on it as my one go before lunch was enough for one day.

The Bounty

A swinging pirate ship, need I say more? There was no queue for this when I approached it. I would have liked to have sat in an end row for maximum excitement, but both end rows were occupied. The second row in from one end was empty, so I sat there, as I saw that as the next best thing to an end row. A mega fun ride, but once was enough for me; I'm not sure my body could have stuck two goes straight off.

Flying Dutchman

A variation on a chair-o-plane; this features small blue boats on the ends of wires hanging from a central carousel. The carousel spins clockwise, and the boats are forced outwards, just like on a chair-o-plane. Another fun ride, but again, one go was enough for me on this.

Whilst riding this I noticed Happy Helen and Sophia Jones riding Pandemonium.

Buffalo Coaster

This Zamperla Buffalo Coaster is a powered coaster. It has been operating since 1987, which makes it the oldest coaster currently operating at Drayton Manor Park. One go consists of two laps. The circuit is quite long, however it doesn't rise and fall much, and there are no inversions. When I approached this late afternoon I only had to wait a couple of runs to get on it. Although tame, this was worth riding to add to my total ride count for the day. I only had one go on this. Although I would have liked another go, I wanted to fit in other rides before closing time.

Jolly Buccaneer

Boats at the ends of spokes which are attached to a central ring. Each boat has a sail to complete the pirate theming. When the ride starts the boats at the ends of their spokes go up and down as well as round and round clockwise. Presumably the up and down motion is to simulate sailing rough seas. Although a rather tame ride, it was still great fun, and worth one go to say I'd been on it today.

Closing time was getting rather close now, so I went into Thomas Land to have as many rides as I could.

Jeremy's Flying Academy

One of the rides in Thomas Land, this features planes on spokes which travel around the central point. I had a plane to myself. By touching a lever it's possible to make the plane go up as it travels around the central point. Another fun ride, albeit a rather tame one. I only had one go on this.

Cranky's Drop Tower

Another Thomas Land ride, this is a mini drop tower. The seats are arranged on a circular seating unit surrounding the tower. Once everyone was harnessed in, the seat unit rose and fell several times, but I didn't bother counting how many rises and falls there were. Naturally this felt tame compared to Apocalypse this morning, but it was nonetheless a fun ride. I only had one go on this.

Rocking Bulstrode

There was just time for me to have one more ride in Thomas Land during normal opening. Unlike a normal pirate ship, this swings and spins about a central base pivot, in the same manner as the Zamperla Rock 'n' Tug I've ridden at various other parks. A fun ride to round off normal opening time. There was only time for me to have one go as the rides closed shortly after I left, but even if there had been time for more goes, I don't think I could ride this twice straight off due to the way it works.

Evening ERS

Now that the Park had officially closed, it was time for our evening ERS. The RCCGB had exclusive use of three coasters for an hour: G-Force, Troublesome Trucks Runaway Coaster, Ben 10 - Ultimate Mission.

Troublesome Trucks Runaway Coaster

Being as I was already in Thomas Land, it made sense for me to start the ERS with Troublesome Trucks Runaway Coaster. I enjoyed two goes, both of which were in the back row.

G-Force

This Maurer Söhne X-Car Vertical coaster has been operating since July 2005, and is still one of only two coasters of this model operating worldwide. You have to go up a few flights of stairs to get to the platform. The train sets off downhill whilst going around a bend. Having reached the bottom of the initial descent the train climbs the lift hill, which unusually continues part way up and around the first vertical loop. After that first loop you go uphill again, and down, around another vertical loop, up and over (upside-down), barrel roll to become upright again, downhill, up around a u-bend to the left and down again (staying upright through that bend), up again and back to the station. I was surprised how quiet this ride was for an ERS, after most of my goes I ended up being able to step on to the exit platform and back on to the train (choosing a different row) because so few people were waiting for it. Altogether I clocked up nine goes as follows:

Unknown row
Back row with Planenut (I was in the right seat)
Third row from back
Third row from front
Back row with Planenut (I was in the left seat)
Second row from front
Second row from back
Front row left seat
Back row on the final train of the day

Altogether another great ERS. I'm really overjoyed I began with Troublesome Trucks Runaway Coaster, because it got stuck on the lift hill after I had switched to riding G-Force. I did exceptionally well to get nine goes on G-Force; judging by the number of trip attendees still present for the evening ERS, I didn't expect to get that many goes on it. It's not very often I get that many goes on one coaster in one ERS. Admittedly I didn't ride Ben 10 - Ultimate Mission during the ERS, but never mind; at least I had one go on it immediately after lunch.

Summary of my rides this ERS: Troublesome Trucks Runaway Coaster 2, G-Force 9. Did anyone beat me on that?

Final Send-Off

Everyone assembled in a circle near Thomas Land for Hokey Cokey. We did three verses: 1) left arm in / out, 2) right arm in / out, and 3) whole self in / out. Is there any reason why the Club doesn't do the whole song (left arm, right arm, left leg, right leg, whole self). At the end first timers were called into the centre to form a small circle facing outwards for the group hug. This officially marked the end of the 2014 coaster season, at least as far as RCCGB trips are concerned. During this time I wore my pink "Coaster Crazy Kid on Tour!" hi-vis waistcoat over my 43rd birthday T-shirt, several other members liked seeing me wearing both of those together.

Finally everyone headed out of Drayton Manor Park. On the way out there was a beautiful red sunset. This was well photographed by many members, especially the sunset scene across the lake. I spoke to a few other members one final time, including Scott and Doug. Back at the car park members said their last goodbyes before heading home.

Summary of my day in order of activity

Welcome at Tower Suite

Morning ERS: Apocalypse 4 (Sit down 1, Stand up with floor 3)

Pandemonium 1
Maelstrom 1
Shockwave 2
Air Race 1
Troublesome Trucks Runaway Coaster 1

Lunch at Tower Suite

Ben 10 - Ultimate Mission 1
Stormforce 10 1
Shockwave 2
The Bounty 1
Flying Dutchman 1
Buffalo Coaster 1
Jolly Buccaneer 1
Jeremy's Flying Academy 1
Cranky's Drop Tower 1
Rocking Bulstrode 1

Evening ERS: Troublesome Trucks Runaway Coaster 2, G-Force 9

Hokey cokey and group hug

Cumulative Summary of My Rides (ERSs and Freetime Combined)

Ride	Total
Air Race	1
Apocalypse	4
Ben 10 - Ultimate Mission	1
Buffalo Coaster	1
Cranky's Drop Tower	1
Flying Dutchman	1
G-Force	9
Jeremy's Flying Academy	1
Jolly Buccaneer	1
Maelstrom	1
Pandemonium	1
Rocking Bulstrode	1
Shockwave	4
Stormforce 10	1
The Bounty	1
Troublesome Trucks Runaway Coaster	3
TOTAL	32

Journey Home

At 18:30 Planenut took me to Birmingham International. Having said goodbye to him I caught the late-running 18:53 train to Birmingham New Street. When I arrived there at 19:22 I wanted to get a burger and fries from Burger King in the station concourse, but a member of staff told me that no longer exists. Fortunately I managed to find a McDonalds just a few minutes' walk from the station. I chose large Quarter Pounder with cheese meal and a strawberry sundae. My only dilemma was whether to consume my order on the premises or back at the station. I ate my burger and fries on the premises, but having finished them, the time was 19:50, so I felt it would be in my best interest to take my sundae and rest of my drink back to the station and consume them there. After finishing my sundae and drink, there was still time for me to buy a takeaway cup of coffee in the station to take on to the 20:12 train to Bristol Temple Meads. The journey to Bristol took longer than expected, because after Gloucester the train was diverted via Lydney and Chepstow to Severn Tunnel Junction, and through the Severn Tunnel to Patchway and Bristol Temple Meads. Having reached Bristol Temple Meads I had just a few minutes wait for the 22:15 train to Bath Spa, and got there at 22:29.

Outro

Highlights

Meeting members I'd met on previous Club trips again.
Morning ERS on Apocalypse in the fog.
Re-riding the five coasters (Shockwave, Troublesome Trucks Runaway Coaster, Ben 10 - Ultimate Mission, Buffalo Coaster, G-Force) which I first rode during Loopathon 2011.
High overall ride count (ERSs and normal time combined).
Delicious and filling two-course lunch at Towers Suite.
Evening ERS on Troublesome Trucks Runaway Coaster and G-Force.
Hokey Cokey and group hug at the end.

Lowlights

Apocalypse stand up no floor option unavailable (but at least I did the other two ride options during the morning ERS)

Unexpected Surprises

Seeing Scott Easter wearing a blue Team Bath hoody, made by Surridge. Although such hoodies are a common sight in Bath, I didn't expect to see anybody wearing one of those in the Midlands.
Free mugs for everyone lunchtime; I thought that was a one-off RCCGB 25th anniversary commemorative gift at Loopathon 2013, not something to be repeated in 2014.
Glass of champagne (or orange juice) lunchtime; that's the first time I've seen that happen on a RCCGB trip.

Summing Up

Another excellent trip, and a great turnout too. The weather was reasonable too, after a foggy start it was sunny from late morning, and cloudy with sunny intervals during the afternoon. It got a bit chilly late afternoon, but at least it was dry all day. It was great meeting other members including Andy Hine, Alan Chilvers, Big Stevie B, Death, Doug and his children, Emerald Evans, Lucy Cosnett, Gareth Preece, Happy Helen and Sophia Jones, Planenut, and Wendy Evans again, as well as Scott Easter whom I don't recall seeing before. It's always great to meet someone I've not seen on a previous Club trip.

Also it was great to re-ride the five roller coasters (Shockwave, Troublesome Trucks Runaway Coaster, Ben 10 - Ultimate Mission, Buffalo Coaster, G-Force) which I previously rode during Loopathon 2011. Just one point, they're all steel. Come on Drayton Manor, get some wood! The lunch was also delicious and filling, an Indian meal (accompanied by salad), plus a dessert; a vast improvement on the Loopathon 2011 (Drayton Manor) lunch. For me this trip doubled as an aftermath addition to my birthday celebrations, this time with the RCCGB, just 12 days after my birthday (30 September 2014). For that reason I deliberately wore my 43rd birthday T-shirt, which many members liked, and showed some members my birthday card certain times of the day.

Many thanks to Andy Hine for organising this trip, the ride staff for operating Apocalypse before opening and three coasters after closing, the catering staff for the delicious and filling lunch, and David Bromilow for the after-lunch speech. Thanks also to Planenut for kindly giving me lifts from Tamworth Arms to Drayton Manor Park in the morning, and Drayton Manor Park to Birmingham International in the evening.

Roll on the 2015 Blackpool Bash, I hope to be there.

Reflections

Having first joined the RCCGB in March 2005, here is my track record for Loopathon attendance in ten years of membership 2005 to 2014 inclusive:

2005 & 2006: Alton Towers only
2007 to 2010: Did not attend Loopathon at all
2011 Drayton Manor only
2012 & 2013: Did not attend Loopathon at all
2014 Drayton Manor only

So this can be summed up as:
2 x Alton Towers only (2005, 2006)
2 x Drayton Manor only (2011, 2014)
6 x Missed Loopathon altogether (2007, 2008, 2009, 2010, 2012, 2013)

After all this time, I've never attended a complete Loopathon in a single year. I really must try and make the effort to do so next year in what will be my 11th year of RCCGB membership.

Nemesis Nick's Birthday Outing 2014 Midi Report

Date: Tuesday 30 September 2014
Venue: Thorpe Park
Who Went: Just me

N.B. Any use of "today" in this report means Tuesday 30 September 2014.

Rationale For Trip

Tuesday 30 September 2014 was my 43rd birthday. Just like last year, I decided to spend the day at Thorpe Park again this year. Early September I booked Advance train tickets from Bath to Staines and back, plus an advance web ticket to Thorpe Park. For the fourth year running I had a special birthday T-shirt of my own design printed, this time at T-Shirt Print, The Galleries, Bristol, about a week before my birthday.

Getting To Thorpe Park

It was necessary for me to wake up exceptionally early at 4:00, in order to get ready and catch the 05:41 train from Bath Spa to Reading. After a coffee at Upper Crust I caught the connecting 07:12 train to Staines. Having reached Staines at 7:56 there was still ample time for me to enjoy a cappuccino and butter croissant at Waitrose Café. Around 8:50 I caught the Thorpe Park Express bus from Staines Bus Station to Thorpe Park.

Welcome To Thorpe Park

I reached Thorpe Park just after 9:00. Thus I still had about an hour to wait until the Park was due to open. When the Advance Ticket Collection point opened around 9:40 I collected my pre-booked ticket and waited in one of the entry queues. At 10:00 the front shutters rose and visitors funnelled through the ticket check point.

Morning Riding

Once admitted I began with one go on the giant swing Rush, which was walk-on at the time. A mega fun ride to start my birthday visit. My next stop was the roller coaster Colossus. I enjoyed one go in the back row followed by one go in another row. Its vertical loop, horizontal corkscrew and other features made this another exciting ride, and the waiting time was minimal for both goes.

Next I had two goes on SAW - The Ride. This roller coaster featuring a vertical drop and loop was great fun, but I question the need for the lighting effects and air currents in the building as you wouldn't get those in a real factory sawmill. The waiting time was minimal for both goes. After that I rode the much milder Chief Ranger's Carousel and Mr Monkey's Banana Ride once each. My final ride before lunch was the roller coaster Stealth. Going up the vertical lift hill, over the top and down the vertical drop gave a mega fun ride, albeit over too quickly for my liking. Suddenly I met Planenut from the RCCGB, so we had one go on Stealth together.

Lunch at Roast & Relish

Feeling really hungry, my next stop was Roast & Relish for a filled baguette. A selection of fillings were available, I chose pulled pork. I also had a white coffee to go with my baguette. The weather was now surprisingly hot for the last day of September.

Afternoon Riding

Immediately after lunch I allowed some time to elapse before returning to riding. When I felt ready to ride again I approached Swarm. When this coaster opened in March 2012, all its seats faced forwards, but at the start of the 2013 season, the back two rows were reversed to face backwards to the direction of travel. I had one go backwards followed by one go forwards. A mega fun ride, albeit over a bit soon for my liking. Afterwards I enjoyed a regular Americano and black cherry & almond slice at The Coffee Shack in the Dome.

Back outside, I went on some water rides starting with Depth Charge. This was my first ever time of riding these water coasters, I enjoyed all four slides once each. Next I had one go on Storm Surge, I positioned my feet to minimise the possibility of them getting wet from the water in the boat whilst going up the lift hill and down the slide. Afterwards I donned my black leggings as well as my red cagoule for one go on Tidal Wave. Going up the lift hill, around the bend, and down to give a mighty splash on landing was great fun. My T-shirt and shorts remained mostly dry, whereas other riders were soaked, serve them right for riding without rain gear! My final water ride was the Rumba Rapids, I enjoyed two goes on this boat ride.

Late afternoon I had two goes on the indoor roller coaster X (once in the back row followed by once in the front row). This was walk-on for both goes. Next I enjoyed two goes on Detonator: Bombs Away. Originally just called Detonator, this drop tower was renamed Detonator: Bombs Away when it became part of the new Angry Birds Land in spring 2014. The rise to the top and the freefall drop were great fun. After that I approached Stealth. Suddenly I met Planenut again, so I enjoyed one go in the back row with him. Having said our last goodbyes, I had one more go on Stealth in the second row from the front.

Finally I enjoyed three goes on the inverted coaster Nemesis Inferno; I was able to switch rows without having to circulate around the exit and entry paths. I can't remember which row I was in for my first go, but my second go was in the front row, and my third go (which happened to be on the last run of the day) was in the third row. It was now time to leave the Park; on my way out I had a few more photos taken of me.

Cumulative summary of rides all day

Ride	Total
Chief Ranger's Carousel	1
Colossus	2
Depth Charge far left slide	1
Depth Charge far right slide	1
Depth Charge second slide from left	1
Depth Charge second slide from right	1
Detonator: Bombs Away	2
Mr Monkey's Banana Ride	1
Nemesis Inferno	3
Rumba Rapids	2
Rush	1
SAW - The Ride	2
Stealth	4
Storm Surge	1
Swarm (backwards)	1
Swarm (forwards)	1
Tidal Wave	1
X	2
TOTAL	28

Returning To Staines

Having finally left Thorpe Park just before 17:30 I walked across to the bus stop and joined the bus queue. I managed to get on the Thorpe Park Express bus which turned up at 17:34, but had to stand. It finally reached Staines Bus Station at 17:56.

Birthday Dinner

The birthday fun continued back in Staines town centre. Around 18:20 I went to Harvester for my celebratory dinner. Once seated I placed my birthday card on the table and took time deciding what I wanted to eat and drink. Eventually I ordered 7 inch gammon steak (which included buttered peas, grilled half tomato, one pineapple ring, one fried egg and a fill-it-myself salad bowl) for main course and one pint of Carling to drink. For dessert I had Raspberry & Coconut Sundae. After all that, I still had time for a cappuccino coffee before leaving.

Journey Home

I left Harvester around 20:15 walked to Staines railway station. Once there I caught the 20:53 train to Reading, whereupon there was time for me to have a small Americano at Upper Crust before catching the 22:12 train to Bath Spa. I finally reached Bath Spa at 23:20 and home about ten minutes later.

Outro

Highlights

Excellent weather, mainly sunny all day and hot for the time of year during the afternoon.
Unexpectedly meeting Planenut from the RCCGB late morning and again late afternoon.
Riding Stealth with Planenut once late morning and once late afternoon.
Riding all six operating coasters again (Colossus, SAW - The Ride, Stealth, Swarm, X, Nemesis Inferno).
Adding all four Depth Charge slides to my ride count.
High overall ride count.
Celebratory birthday dinner at Harvester in Staines town centre in the evening.

Lowlights

Flying Fish out of action, which made it impossible to ride all seven coasters on this visit.
Not having time to ride Vortex or Zodiac.

Summing Up

Altogether a mega fun day out at The Nation's Thrill Capital to mark my 43rd birthday. The weather was dry and mainly sunny all day, and sufficiently hot for just T-shirt and shorts during the afternoon. A summer-like day when it was officially autumn. Ride queues were generally five to ten minutes and in many cases walk-on, hence my high ride count. It was really satisfying to ride all six coasters that were operating (Colossus, SAW - The Ride, Stealth, Swarm, X, Nemesis Inferno) which I first rode on previous trips. It's a pity Flying Fish was out of action all day as, although tame, I would have liked at least one go on it to have ridden all seven coasters. In the case of Swarm, I enjoyed riding it both backwards and forwards again, just like my birthday visit in 2013. Just one point about the seven coasters, they're all steel. Come on Thorpe Park, get some wood! It was also great riding the four Depth Charge slides for the first time ever, and re-riding other non-coaster rides I first rode on previous trips, including Rush, Storm Surge, Tidal Wave and Rumba Rapids. It's a pity I didn't have time to ride Vortex or Zodiac, but never mind. Closing time always seems to come too soon at Thorpe Park. An unexpected added bonus was meeting Planenut from the RCCGB and thus riding Stealth with him late morning and late afternoon. The celebratory evening dinner at Harvester in Staines town centre was the grand finale to this special day.

Many people liked my self-designed birthday T-shirt. Some were puzzled when they first saw the front, until I showed the back. Wearing that throughout the day added to the fun of celebrating my birthday.

A more detailed report is available here

Photos of my birthday outing are available here

Nemesis Nick's Birthday Outing 2014

Date: Tuesday 30 September 2014
Venue: Thorpe Park
Who Went: Just me

N.B. Any use of "today" in this report means Tuesday 30 September 2014.

Introduction

Tuesday 30 September 2014 was my 43rd birthday and, as usual, my biggest decision was where to go to mark the occasion. Last year my birthday outing consisting of a day at Thorpe Park followed by a celebratory evening meal at Harvester, Staines was a great success, so by the end of August 2014 I strongly favoured doing exactly the same again this year. Early September I saved myself money by booking Advance train tickets from Bath to Staines and back, plus an advance web ticket to Thorpe Park. For the fourth year running I had a special birthday T-shirt of my own design printed, this time at T-Shirt Print, The Galleries, Bristol, about a week before my birthday.

Getting To Thorpe Park

It was necessary for me to wake up at 4:00, which for me is exceptionally early. From Bath Spa I caught the 05:41 train to Reading. Once there I had time to enjoy a much-needed coffee at Upper Crust on the footbridge before catching the connecting 07:12 train to Staines. I reached Staines at 7:56, more than two hours before Thorpe Park was due to open! To kill some time I enjoyed a cappuccino and butter croissant at Waitrose Café in Two Rivers Retail Park. Around 8:50 I caught the Thorpe Park Express bus from Staines Bus Station to Thorpe Park.

Welcome To Thorpe Park

I finally reached Thorpe Park just after 9:00. Thus I still had about an hour to wait until the Park was due to open. The Advance Ticket Collection point wasn't open yet, so I waited nearby until it opened around 9:40. As soon as it opened I collected my pre-booked ticket. Without further ado I waited at one of the entrances. I happened to be close to the front of the queue. More thrill seekers gradually joined the back of the queue afterwards. At 10:00 the front shutters rose and visitors funnelled through the ticket check point.

Morning Riding

Rush

Once admitted I began with the giant swing Rush. Both swings were in action, and I managed to get straight on to it. This S&S Power Screamin' Swing has been operating since 27 May 2005. The swing went forwards and backwards a little to start with, rising higher and higher on subsequent forwards and backwards passes. Eventually it swung really high forwards and backwards. Finally the forwards and backwards swings became low ones, until the swing stopped completely. A mega fun ride to start my birthday visit to Thorpe Park, I remained quiet the whole time unlike when I first rode it in June 2005. For now I only had one go, as it happened this ended up being my only go on here all day.

Colossus

My first roller coaster ride of the day was Colossus. This Intamin AG Looping Coaster (Colossus) has been operating at Thorpe Park since 22 March 2002. According to the Roller Coaster Database (RCDB), it is still one of just two coasters of this model worldwide.

Being as it was early in the day I was able to walk straight up to the station. I sat in the back row. Once despatched, the train climbed the lift hill, went around a bend and down a steep hill, round the vertical loop and under a bridge. Next it went up half a loop, before doing a U-turn whilst inverted and down another half loop. After that it went back under same bridge as earlier, up and down a bit, along a flat section, and into the horizontal corkscrew. Finally the train headed around the end bend on an angle, along the home straight and back to the station. Altogether a fun ride, I was totally relaxed and didn't scream at all throughout the ride, unlike when I first rode it in June 2005.

Of course, once wasn't enough. Having left via the exit path, I headed straight back to the entrance to have a second go on Colossus. The waiting time for rows other than the front row was still minimal, and I got into a vacant row, but can't remember which one (it wasn't the back). Once my second go was over, I headed for a different ride.

SAW - The Ride

This Gerstlauer Euro-Fighter (Custom) has been operating since 14 March 2009. It is one of nine coasters of this model currently operating worldwide. SAW - The Ride was almost walk-on at the time. When it was my turn I sat in the front row. The car set off through the building, I noticed a dip in there. Once outside the building the car worked its way around corners to the vertical lift. The car climbed the vertical lift, went down the beyond vertical first drop, around the vertical loop and back to the station. Altogether a fun ride, I was totally relaxed the whole journey and did not scream at all. However I still call the lighting effects and air currents in the building unnecessary overkill. You wouldn't get those in a real factory sawmill. Why do they bother having them here?

Afterwards I had a second go on SAW - The Ride; once again the waiting time was minimal. This time I sat in the far right seat of the back row. This ended up being my final go of the day on this; I never returned to it later

Chief Ranger's Carousel

A roundabout with galloping horses and other features. This ride was walk-on, I mounted a galloping horse. Shortly afterwards the ride started. This is undeniably a tame ride, but worth riding to bump up my ride count for the day. You could say this was a rest ride after SAW - The Ride. This was my only go on Chief Ranger's Carousel all day.

Mr Monkey's Banana Ride

Basically a swinging pirate ship, but the boat resembles a yellow banana. This ride was walk-on, and there were only a few other riders on it. I sat in an end row to get the maximum thrill out of it. A fun "fill in" ride to add to the total number of rides this visit, but once was enough.

Stealth

This Intamin AG Accelerator Coaster has been operating at Thorpe Park since 15 March 2006. With a maximum height of 205.1' (62.5 metres) it is the second tallest coaster currently operating in the UK and fourth tallest coaster currently operating in Europe. Its top speed of 80 mph makes it the fastest coaster currently operating in the UK and third fastest coaster currently operating in Europe.

After queuing for about five minutes or so I got into a vacant row, but can't remember which one. The train set off, climbed the vertical lift hill, went over the top and down the vertical drop. Having landed, there was one more gentle up-down undulation, before the train was back at the station. Wow, a mega fun ride. The snag was the fun was all over way too quickly! As I left the train I unexpectedly saw Planenut from the RCCGB, so we went on Swarm together. After this go we had a couple pictures taken of us together near Swarm entrance.

Lunch at Roast & Relish

Feeling really hungry, my next stop was Roast & Relish for a filled baguette. A selection of fillings were available, I chose pulled pork. I also had a white coffee to go with my baguette. The weather was now surprisingly hot for the last day of September.

Afternoon Riding

Immediately after lunch I allowed some time to elapse before returning to riding. Since it was now quite hot, I removed my jogging bottoms to reveal my shorts which were already underneath them. When I felt ready to ride again I approached Swarm.

Swarm

Thorpe Park's newest coaster, which opened 15 March 2012. This Bolliger & Mabillard Wing Coaster (Custom) is a fairly new model, which has been in production since 2011. According to the RCDB, this is one of seven coasters of this model currently operating worldwide (one more is currently under construction), and the second to enter operation. Its maximum height of 127' (38.7 m) makes it the fifth tallest coaster currently operating in the UK. It appears to me as though this coaster was themed around an air crash, due to the broken aeroplane on the ground and the station which resembles an air crash / fire damaged church with a missing roof. Originally all the seats faced forwards, but at the start of the 2013 season, the back two rows were reversed to face backwards to the direction of travel. I was determined to ride Swarm both backwards and forwards.

First go: backwards. I set off from the left hand platform (as viewed facing direction of travel), and sat in the second row from the back. The train climbed the lift hill, descended the steep first drop, climbed the next hill, flipped over at the top before going down again. This was followed by a loop, another flip-over and the rest of the course back to the station. Travelling backwards on a coaster was an unusual sensation, but I didn't find it as scary as the "Have you got the guts to brave it backwards?" slogan implies.

Second go: forwards. I set off from the right hand platform (as viewed facing direction of travel), and sat in the second row from the front.

Mid-Afternoon Refreshment

At this point I fancied a cup of coffee, so I went to The Coffee Shack in The Dome for a regular Americano. I also treated myself to a black cherry & almond slice. Whilst consuming them I put my birthday card on the table.

Depth Charge

Four open top wavy water coasters which you ride fully clothed in dinghies. These NV Aquatic slides were built in 1991. This was my first ever time of going on these; I enjoyed one go per slide left to right (as viewed from the top). The waiting time was about five to ten minutes each time. I put my red cagoule on for each go, though I had to remove it between goes due to the hot weather.

Storm Surge

This WhiteWater West water ride first opened in 2011. When I approached this ride I was able to take the one remaining seat in a round dinghy already containing other riders. Once seated the boat climbed the tall lift hill. Having reached the top, the dinghy floated down what is really a wide water slide all the way to the bottom, where there was a splash. Finally the boat sailed along a canal at the bottom, around a bend and back the disembarkation point. Altogether a fun water ride. My only gripe was the water in the bottom of the dinghy; by positioning my feet at the highest point within the boat going uphill and downhill I just about managed to keep my feet above the water. One really needs Wellington boots to ride this. The attendants ought really to pump water out of the boats between rides, provided it doesn't take too long. This was my only go on Storm Surge all day.

Tidal Wave

"You will get very wet on this ride". That was no problem for me; I donned my black leggings as well as my red cagoule just before getting on the boat. This Hopkins Rides Shoot-the-Chutes boat ride opened on 7 April 2000. After the boat left the station, there was a long climb to the top. At the top the boat did a U-turn and went down the ramp (a long way down), until it hit the water with a mighty splash. Finally there was another U-bend and back to the station. This time once was enough for me, I never returned to it later. Having disembarked I removed my cagoule and leggings. My T-shirt and shorts were still mostly dry, although a little water had gone through (that particular cagoule is not completely waterproof). However I was considerably drier than the other riders who had ridden without any form of rain gear, serve them right!

Rumba Rapids

Now for the Intamin river rafting ride Rumba Rapids. First opened in 1987 as Thunder River, it operated as Ribena Rumba Rapids from 2002 to 2006. Since 2007 it has operated as Rumba Rapids. I put on my blue cagoule (but not leggings) and got into boat 13, which floated around the flowing waterway, up the ramp back to the station. Part way around I noticed waves which gave the feeling of being on choppy water, but apart from that it was more a relaxing ride than a thrilling one. Back at the station, the attendant asked if I wanted a second go; I said "Yes please" and was allowed to stay put for a second go. At the end of my second go I disembarked and took my cagoule off. This was my final water ride of the day.

X

An indoor roller coaster. This Vekoma Enigma is one of just two coasters of this model operating worldwide. It originally operated as X:\No Way Out from 23 March 1996 to the end of the 2012 season, during which time the train had five rows of seats which faced backwards to the direction of travel. Since the start of the 2013 season it has been operating as X, with new forward facing trains, and the building now illuminated by lasers and disco lights. I had two goes: back row followed by front row. On both of my goes there was no queue for this ride. All in all, this coaster was worth riding to say I'd ridden it this visit, but I wouldn't rate it highly.

Detonator: Bombs Away

This Fabbri Group Mega Drop Tower opened in 2001, and originally operated as Detonator. Since the opening of Angry Birds Land in spring 2014 it has been operating, still in its original position, as part of Angry Birds Land under the name Detonator: Bombs Away. Quite frankly I don't see any point in the name change. It is 115 feet (35 metres) tall and has a top speed of 50.7 mph. The seats are arranged on a circular unit surrounding the tower. When I approached the ride the waiting time was very short, I only had to wait for one run to finish before it was my turn to get on. Once everyone was secured, the seat unit was pulled to the top of the tower, whereupon it was released. It's difficult to describe how it feels during the free-fall drop, but once again I was relaxed throughout the whole ride duration, and didn't scream at all. Sadly the ride was all over too quickly, it's just once up and once down. Another mega fun ride, the only way to find out what it's like is to ride it yourself. Having left the ride I went straight back to the entrance for a second go, and once again had only a short wait to get on. After my second go ended I left Detonator: Bombs Away as I wanted to go on other rides in the remaining available time.

Stealth

So far I still hadn't ridden Nemesis Inferno, and was going to ride that next, but I suddenly decided to cram in one or two more goes on Stealth (which I'd already ridden earlier) first. As I was about to get on the train, I saw Planenut again, so we sat together in the back row and enjoyed the ride. At the end of that row, Planenut and I said goodbye to each other for the final time. Afterwards I had one more go on Stealth, this time I sat in the second row from the front.

Nemesis Inferno

This Bolliger & Mabillard Inverted Coaster (Custom) began operating 5 April 2003 and is currently one of 17 coasters of this model currently operating worldwide. I still hadn't been on this, and was hoping to get at least one go before ride closing time which was now just a few minutes away. Fortunately this was still open and walk-on, so I got into a vacant row. Once despatched the train set off around a clockwise downhill spiral around the volcano, then through a tunnel. After that it went up the lift hill, downhill, and around various bends. There was one loop-the-loop along the way. I thoroughly enjoyed every bit of it, and didn't scream or shout "Mercy" (unlike my very first visit to Thorpe Park in June 2005).

Afterwards I was able to have a second go without recirculating around the paths. This time I sat in an empty seat in the front row, thereby giving me an unobstructed view of the way ahead.

When the train returned to the station the operator said the next run would be the final run of the day. A few other riders were waiting to get on, but once they were seated I was able to take a seat in a vacant row, this time I chose the third row. At the end of this run the ride was closed, and thus everyone left the ride.

Summary of my day at Thorpe Park in order of activity

Rush 1
Colossus 2
SAW - The Ride 2
Chief Ranger's Carousel 1
Mr Monkey's Banana Ride 1
Stealth 2

Lunch at Roast & Relish

Swarm (backwards) 1
Swarm (forwards) 1

Black cherry & almond slice and Americano at The Coffee Shack

Depth Charge far left slide 1
Depth Charge second slide from left 1
Depth Charge second slide from right 1
Depth Charge far right slide 1
Storm Surge 1
Tidal Wave 1
Rumba Rapids 2
X 2
Detonator: Bombs Away 2
Stealth 2
Nemesis Inferno 3

Cumulative summary of rides all day

Ride	Total
Chief Ranger's Carousel	1
Colossus	2
Depth Charge far left slide	1
Depth Charge far right slide	1
Depth Charge second slide from left	1
Depth Charge second slide from right	1
Detonator: Bombs Away	2
Mr Monkey's Banana Ride	1
Nemesis Inferno	3
Rumba Rapids	2
Rush	1
SAW - The Ride	2
Stealth	4
Storm Surge	1
Swarm (backwards)	1
Swarm (forwards)	1
Tidal Wave	1
X	2
TOTAL	28

After leaving Nemesis Inferno I gradually headed towards the Dome and exit. Along the way I had a few more photos of me taken in the Park, including a few of me standing by an Angry Bird sculpture in Angry Birds Land, a few of me outside the Dome and a few of me on the bridge. I finally left Thorpe Park just before 17:30.

Returning To Staines

I walked to the bus stop, and as I expected, there was a long bus queue. A Thorpe Park Express bus turned up at 17:34, but I didn't think I'd get on it. Thankfully I managed to get on, but had to stand all the way. At 17:38 the bus left Thorpe Park and headed back to Staines. It finally reached Staines Bus Station at 17:56.

Birthday Dinner

The birthday fun continued back in Staines town centre. Around 18:20 I went to Harvester for my celebratory dinner. Once seated I placed my birthday card on the table and took time deciding what I wanted to eat and drink. Eventually I chose 7 inch gammon steak under the meal deal. This included fries, buttered peas, grilled half tomato, one pineapple ring and one fried egg, plus a fill-it-yourself salad bowl. I went to the salad bar to fill my salad bowl whilst waiting for my main course to arrive. To drink, I had a choice of soft drink, tea or coffee included in the price of the meal deal, or alternatively an alcoholic drink specified on the meal deal menu for an additional upgrade fee. Being as it was my birthday I upgraded to one pint of Carling. My main course was really delicious; the accompanying salad bowl made it more filling.

Having completed my main course I was ready to order a dessert. The meal deal included either the default Sundae Best (which didn't include cream) at no extra charge, or any of the other sundaes from the main menu (all of which were topped with fluffy cream) for an additional upgrade fee. I upgraded to one of the sundaes which included cream; I ended up choosing Raspberry & Coconut. Its combination of raspberry jam coconut slice, creamy vanilla ice cream, topped with fluffy cream and raspberry sauce was a delicious treat to finish my meal.

When I finished my Carlsberg around 19:35, there was still a long time before I really needed to go to the station. Therefore I ended my meal with a cappuccino. This wasn't included in the meal deal, but I felt it was worth the extra cost.

Summary of my meal

Drink: One pint of Carling
Main course: 7 inch gammon steak (included fries, buttered peas, grilled half tomato, one pineapple ring, one fried egg and salad bowl)
Dessert: Raspberry & Coconut Sundae
After-meal drink: Cup of cappuccino

Journey Home

I left Harvester around 20:15 and began walking to Staines railway station. Once there I caught the 20:53 train to Reading. Having reached Reading at 21:40 there was time for me to have a small Americano at Upper Crust on the inter-platform footbridge before catching the 22:12 train to Bath Spa. I finally reached Bath Spa at 23:20 and home about ten minutes later.

Outro

Highlights

Excellent weather, mainly sunny all day and hot for the time of year during the afternoon.
Unexpectedly meeting Planenut from the RCCGB late morning and again late afternoon.
Riding Stealth with Planenut once late morning and once late afternoon.
Riding all six operating coasters again (Colossus, SAW - The Ride, Stealth, Swarm, X, Nemesis Inferno).
Adding all four Depth Charge slides to my ride count.
High overall ride count.
Celebratory birthday dinner at Harvester in Staines town centre in the evening.

Lowlights

Flying Fish out of action, which made it impossible to ride all seven coasters on this visit.
Not having time to ride Vortex or Zodiac.

Summing Up

Altogether a mega fun day out to mark my 43rd birthday. Where better to spend one's birthday than enjoying the rides at The Nation's Thrill Capital? The weather was excellent, dry and mainly sunny all day, and sufficiently hot for just T-shirt and shorts during the afternoon. Effectively a summer-like day on the last day of September, which is officially an autumn day. Ride queues were surprisingly short, generally about five to ten minutes and in many cases walk-on, hence my high ride count. It was really satisfying to ride all six coasters that were operating (Colossus, SAW - The Ride, Stealth, Swarm, X, Nemesis Inferno) which I first rode on previous trips. It's a pity Flying Fish was out of action all day as, although tame, I would have liked at least one go on it to have ridden all seven coasters. In the case of Swarm, I enjoyed riding it both backwards and forwards again, just like my birthday visit in 2013. Just one point about the seven coasters, they're all steel. Come on Thorpe Park, get some wood! It was also great riding the four Depth Charge slides for the first time ever, and thus adding them to my ride count, and re-riding other non-coaster rides I first rode on previous trips, including Rush, Storm Surge, Tidal Wave and Rumba Rapids. It's a pity I didn't have time to ride Vortex or Zodiac, but never mind. Closing time always seems to come too soon at Thorpe Park. An unexpected added bonus was meeting Planenut from the RCCGB and thus riding Stealth with him late morning and late afternoon. The celebratory evening dinner at Harvester in Staines town centre was the grand finale to this special day.

Many people liked my self-designed birthday T-shirt. Some were puzzled when they first saw the front, until I showed the back. Wearing that throughout the day added to the fun of celebrating my birthday.

Photos of my birthday outing are available here